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Marjane Satrapi and the impact of ‘Persepolis’
By: Karl Salkowski
Who is Marjane Satrapi and what is the influence of the book ‘Persepolis’.
Marjane Satrapi was born on November 22nd, 1969, in Rasht, Iran. She grew up in the city of Tehran in an upper middle class family. In addition, her parents were both active leftists against the Shah monarchy. In 1983, at age 14, she fled Iran, moving in with a family friend in Vienna, Austria. She stayed in Vienna for the rest of her schooling, attending the Lycée Français de Vienne. After being evicted from the convent she was forced to move into, she became homeless and lived on the streets of Austria for 3 years. Satrapi decided to return home to Iran due to loneliness, deep depression, and a feeling like she did not belong in Europe.
When Satrapi was 30 years old, in the year 2000, she published an autobiographical memoir about her life, entitled ‘Persepolis’. The novel begins and follows a ten-year-old Marjane Satrapi navigating life following the Iranian revolution. ‘Persepolis’ is critically acclaimed, having been translated into over 24 languages, and selling over two million copies. The book was originally published in French, in France, but was later translated to English in 2003.
‘Persepolis’ challenges Western views of Iranian people and the revolution, telling a coming of age story from the perspective of someone experiencing the revolution firsthand. The book was hated by the Iranian government, who viewed it as propaganda, supporting modern leftist movements. Still to this day, Marjane Satrapi is unable to return to Iran almost 30 years after ‘Persepolis’s’ publication.
Just a few years after the book’s widespread success, in 2007, Marjane Satrapi directed and oversaw ‘Perepolis’s’ film adaptation. The film would later go on to share the Jury Prize with a Mexican film titled ‘Silent Light’ at the 2007 Cannes Film Festival. However, the Iranian government would see this award as “an unconventional and unsuitable act,” and the government would later have the film dropped from the Bangkok International Film Festival, a major cinematic event that showcased over 200 films from over 40 different countries.
I personally really enjoyed the book ‘Persepolis’, and I would highly recommend it. It is one of the most engaging graphic novels I have ever read with some of the most interesting artwork and structure. I could not put the book down, and it is one of my favorite books I have read so far in 2026. I would give this book a 9/10, and I believe everyone should read it at least once.
Why diabetes is so dangerous
By: Abreham Debele

Diabetes is a chronic health condition that affects how the body turns food into energy for the rest of your life. In normal conditions, the body would break down food into sugar and release it into the bloodstream, where insulin acts like the key and releases the sugar into the cell. Instead though, people with diabetes have too much sugar staying in the blood. To tackle this, diabetic patients monitor their sugar levels through their diet, glucose monitors, and insulin pumps.
Diabetes is a very serious health issue because it kills about two million people a year. Because of this, it’s known as a leading health challenge these days.
This issue means much more than just a medical diagnosis. It’s a chronic disease that affects you for the remainder of your life. Risks can include serious issues like heart disease, vision loss, and kidney failure. Despite the many risks and struggles, people with diabetes are still determined to live healthy lives, and doctors around the world work constantly to provide better treatments and technology every year.
Throughout the 21st century, diabetes has become a representation of why the importance of balancing nutrition, exercise, and medicine is highly important.
Throughout the years, the hope for better diabetes management has grown as a result of scientific breakthroughs and changes in how we understand human anatomy. Researchers and doctors have announced new ways to help the body process sugar more effectively through advanced special tools like insulin pumps, continuous monitors, and glucose monitors. Immediately, thousands of patients benefited from these changes, and healthcare companies found healthier ways to prevent dangerous medical complications. While this isn’t a total cure yet, the progress that has been made in medicine allows people to stay healthy, active, and still enjoy life.
BEJALVIN discography review
By: Maple Graham
BEJALVIN is a cybergrind, hardcore electronic duo—made up of Craig and Gunkman—characterized by their unapologetically harsh and abrasive music. They hail from Minneapolis, and while widely unknown among most people, they still have energy that I’ve not experienced from any other music. Since hearing them on their North American Devastation tour, I’ve come to appreciate their unique style, and I’ve since listened to their entire main discography: ‘BEJALVIN’ (the self-referential album), ‘BEJIBLE,’ ‘BEJUBSTEP 3’, and the most recent ‘PLANETARY DEVESTATION’. I’ll be giving my opinion on these main 4 albums only.
With ‘BEJALVIN’ being their first work, it’s no surprise that I find it to be the most lackluster of their main releases—however it’s promising, and you see a glimpse of their future style within the album. It’s uniform throughout: no interludes or prolonged breaks for one to catch their breath. My favorite song from this album is “CRUNCH,” as it’s by far the most sonically violent. But make no mistake—this album is consistent with itself, and “CRUNCH” doesn’t deviate from the main listening experience.
‘BEJIBLE’ is quite a few steps up from their debut album, split directly down the middle and dividing it into two “sides” similar to a vinyl. This is directly stated within “WORST SONG EVER” when Gunkman states “I guess this side of the record’s over now / If you got this […] on vinyl, flip that […] over / If you don’t got this […] on vinyl that makes a lot more sense ’cause we never pressed this […],” during the fade-out of the song. The first side is noticeably more lulling, with a 5 minute opening track—”SYS612 (Bejalvin’s Lament)”—sounding nothing like their usual selves, and then hitting the listener with a wall of noise a third of the way through “BORN MONEY SWAG DIE.” The second side is less polarizing; I find the first side of the album to outshine the second half, but only because of the initial fakeout. The work as a whole is extremely cohesive, with most songs segueing into one another. This trend only continues in their future works.
‘BEJUBSTEP 3’ is the most cohesive of all the albums: it can play front to back with no pauses, and could’ve been released as a giant 19 minute song without any issue. This album features a staggering amount of features and guest artists—only one song out of the 7 track album is made entirely by BEJALVIN. This album also comes with a “full album visual experience” on their YouTube channel, which fits the music perfectly, yet I would not recommend it to anyone who’s sensitive to rapidly flashing lights. This most likely pushed them a bit further into the limelight, and exposed them to fans of the other people they collaborated with.
‘PLANETARY DEVASTATION’ is the most recent release of the duo, and their longest. Clocking in at 33 minutes, it’s intense and is practically an extension of ‘BEJIBLE.’ Fast-paced, loud, and oddly coherent—their effort is clearly shown here through the constant meshing of genres and quick mood changes. Not a single song directly shares a theme, aside from the interlude “SMOKING KILLS” and the following “SPACE ALIEN GANGSTALKERS,” in which the duo compare substance abuse with getting abducted by aliens. Other themes of the songs within the album include shoplifting within “SHOPLIFTING,” dissing Yung Gravy and demanding a grand total of 100 dollars from him within “YUNG GRAVY,” and scrolling on social media within their song “X.” It’s dark comedy combined with noise—something I’ve come to enjoy from them.
In all, BEJALVIN is not for everyone, but they admittedly have refreshing views when it comes to music and self-expression. Additionally, during their live shows, they’re both extremely energetic, even when the crowd is really small, and they make music with a clear passion. I think that anyone who enjoys experimental music should listen to them at least once!
Rating different energy drinks
By: Amir Salaad
Energy drinks are important to me because they help me feel more awake and focused. They all taste different and some drinks are more healthier than other drinks. Here is a ranking that I made on some of the energy drinks based on their taste and energy.
1. Red Bull 8/10
Red Bull tastes pretty sweet to me and it has a fruity taste like a mix of citrus and berry. The carbonation is pretty strong and it has a fizzy and sour taste. I would give Red Bull an 8/10.
2. Monster Energy Zero Ultra 10/10
Monster Energy Zero Ultra tastes like a lemon and lime soda. It’s not too sweet and it has nice carbonation. I like that it doesn’t have a hard sugary or syrupy aftertaste. I would give it a 10/10
3. Celsius Sparkling Orange 9/10
Celsius Sparkling Orange tastes like Sunkist but with less sugar. It tastes like fresh orange juice, and it’s pretty refreshing to me. I would give it a 9/10
4. Bang Blue Razz 8/10
Bang Blue Razz tastes like those blue raspberry candies and cotton candy. I find it very sweet and it also has a strong artificial flavor that stays in your mouth after drinking it. And for that, I’m giving Bang an 8/10.
5. Rockstar Energy Fruit Punch 6/10
Rockstar Energy Fruit Punch tastes like sweet fruit punch. It’s very sweet and syrupy with a hard artificial aftertaste that I don’t really like. So, I’m giving it a 6/10
My Favorites, Monster Energy Zero Ultra and Celsius Sparkling Orange are my top picks because they taste pretty clean, they’re both refreshing, and they’re both not overly sweet and don’t have weird aftertastes.
GAME 5 PLAYOFF GAME: MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES VS SAN ANTONIO SPURS
By: Sema’Jae Tate

The Minnesota Timberwolves had a rough night in Game 5 against the San Antonio Spurs, losing 126-97 as the Spurs took a 3-2 lead in the playoff series. San Antonio came out aggressive right away and controlled the first quarter behind a huge start from Victor Wembanyama, who was scoring from everywhere and protecting the paint. The Spurs built an early lead and kept the momentum going in the second quarter while Minnesota struggled to get stops defensively.
By halftime, the Timberwolves were already down big and had to try to fight their way back into the game. Anthony Edwards started attacking more in the third quarter, and Minnesota made a little run to cut the lead down, but San Antonio answered almost immediately with big plays from Wembanyama, De’Aaron Fox, and Keldon Johnson. The Spurs ended up winning every quarter completely taking over.
Overall, Minnesota just looked out of rhythm for most of the game. The defense wasn’t locked in, turnovers were a big reason for most of the part, and they had no answer for Victor Wembanyama all night. Minnesota did bad, but had players like Anthony Edward trying to keep them up, finishing with 20 points, while Julius Randle and Jaden McDaniels both were stacking up points, both having 17, but it still wasn’t enough because the Spurs were moving the ball better and getting easier shots. San Antonio also dominated the rebounds and controlled the pace from start to finish.
My feedback about the Minnesota Timberwolves vs The San Antonio Spurs is the Timberwolves just came into this game not ready and let the Spurs take their confidence early. Once San Antonio got rolling, Minnesota never really recovered or never took the momentum back. The team needed more energy on defense and better communication because there were too many open looks and fast break plays that lead to big scoring advantages.
Anthony Edwards tried to keep the team alive, playing with 2 knee injuries, and play like Julius Randle and Jaden McDaniels, but they needed more help around them. If the Timberwolves want to stay alive in the series, they have to play way more physical in Game 6, start faster and learn how to play all around and stop letting Wembanyama control the whole game.
NIL and Transfer Portal
By: Fred Gallatin
Over the last few years, the landscape of college basketball has completely shifted when it comes to NIL and the transfer portal. As recently as 2018, there were harsh restrictions on players looking to get paid or transfer schools.
Players were banned from receiving any benefits from schools that the league deemed “excessive”. The power of this rule was displayed with the NCAA’s “Cream Cheese Rule” that was repealed in 2014. It stated that schools could provide prospective student-athletes with bagels but not extra spreads like cream cheese or peanut butter.
Before the rule changed, players who accepted even small amounts of assistance, food, or money lost scholarships, eligibility, and professional opportunities. Collegiate athletes struggled to make ends meet. They spent so much time in the classroom and around their sport that working a job was extremely difficult.
After winning the 2014 National Championship, UConn star Shabazz Napier famously told reporters, “Some nights I go to bed starving but still have to play up to my capabilities”. This enraged the general public and resulted in the NCAA providing athletes with access to unlimited meals.
As college sports (specifically football and basketball) shifted into a borderline amateur league, schools began bringing in millions of dollars. Additionally, the NCAA makes more than a billion dollars annually from March Madness alone.
In 2009, UCLA basketball player Ed O’Bannon was featured in EA’s NCAA Basketball 09 without giving permission or receiving any compensation. In August 2014, after five years of dispute, the O’Bannon vs NCAA case ended with athletes being granted the right to their own name, image, and likeness (NIL).
Still, the NCAA was hesitant to allow players control and money. This was the case until 2021, when the Supreme Court unanimously ruled that the NCAA’s restrictions violated antitrust laws. Additionally, states began passing laws that made it illegal for schools to punish athletes for accepting NIL benefits. This forced the NCAA to change their stance on player revenue.
Also in 2021, the one-time transfer rule was added, which meant players could transfer schools for the first time and immediately play without sitting out a season like in previous years. This rule was soon replaced with the modern transfer portal, which essentially allows players to become free agents within the NCAA.
Since these changes were implemented, college basketball is a different game than it was five years ago. Poaching culture, roster instability, and locker room disparities now run rampant.
When players at mid-major schools have a breakout season, they are almost immediately poached by a larger, wealthier school. A prime example of this is Kansas State’s Nigel Pack, who, in 2023, entered the transfer portal and headed to Miami for $400,000 and a luxury car. He and the Hurricanes immediately made it to the Final Four in their first season together.
The Michigan Wolverines won the National Championship in 2026, and have been heavily criticized for their usage of the transfer portal and NIL. After their head coach, Dusty May, left Florida Atlantic in 2024, he began assembling a formidable roster that leaned heavily on the transfer portal.
The team’s entire starting lineup was poached by Michigan from a variety of schools. These starters and their former schools are listed below.
F Morez Johnson, Illinois
F Yaxel Lendeborg, UAB
C Aday Mara, UCLA
G Elliot Cadeau, North Carolina
G Nimari Burnett, Alabama and Texas Tech
All these players were given massive, but undisclosed amounts of money to transfer.
With the new fluidity of college sports, building a long-standing roster that shares values and relationships is difficult. Coaches like Michigan State’s Tom Izzo have spent decades developing their school’s expectations and culture. Senior night and other traditions have lost value due to the disappearance of the four-year player archetype.
Since 2021, roster turnover has doubled, meaning coaches have to work twice as hard to get their players to come back and assist in growing a well-cultured and strong program.
Rivalries do not cut as deep, players lack connection to their peers and campus, and money controls the decisions of many players in the NCAA.
Locker room disparity has also become a major concern in modern college basketball. For example, BYU star AJ Dybantsa made over 5 million dollars in NIL money this season, while some of his teammates only made a few thousand.
This damages team chemistry and sparks internal competitions between players. When combined with the impact of the transfer portal, tensions are higher than ever on many teams across the country.
Overall, a large majority of people believe that the transfer portal and NIL earnings are a good thing for the NCAA, but that it needs to be controlled more.
The Emory Wheel said that “The transfer portal overshot the sweet spot of giving players deserved freedom and crossed the threshold of giving players too much authority on a team”.
Players are able to live comfortably and capitalize on their hard work, but roster-building grows more difficult and team chemistry continues to dwindle.
Smaller schools struggle to compete due to roster poaching, which results in less March Madness Cinderella runs and upsets. Small mid-major schools have one shot at doing damage before the players they built up are stolen by larger schools.
Finally, what makes college basketball so special is slowly being phased out of the game. Rivalries, school pride, and tradition are becoming less prominent with each season that passes. It is important for players to make money and make decisions for the future, but something must be done to maintain the integrity and tradition of college basketball and other sports.
Sports schedule for: May 17-23
| ATHLETIC EVENTS SCHEDULE MAY 17 – MAY 23 | |||
| SUNDAY | MAY 17 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 4:00pm & 5:00pm | Girls Flag Football vs. CDH and Como Park | Central High School | |
| MONDAY | MAY 18 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| Boys Tennis Individual Sections | Two Rivers High School | ||
| 10:30am | Varsity Boys Golf Conference Tournament | Goodrich Golf Course | |
| JV: 4:00pm V: 5:30pm | Girls Lacrosse vs. SPA | St. Paul Academy | |
| JV: 4:30pm V: 5:00pm | V: 3:45pm | 7:00pm | Baseball vs. Richfield | JV: HOME V: Richfield High School |
| 4:30pm | Softball Sections vs. Southwest | HOME | |
| TUESDAY | MAY 19 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| Boys Tennis Individual Sections | Two Rivers High School | ||
| 12:00pm | Girls Golf Booya | Highland 9 | |
| JV: 4:00pm V: 6:00pm | Boys Lacrosse vs. Breck | Griffin Stadium | |
| 4:00pm | JV Track and Field Conference Finals | HOME | |
| 4:30pm | Softball Sections Rain Day | HOME | |
| V: 4:30pm JV: 4:30pm | Baseball vs. Harding | HOME | |
| JV: 5:00pm V: 6:30pm | Boys Volleyball vs. Austin | HOME | |
| WEDNESDAY | MAY 20 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| Boys Tennis Individual Sections | Two Rivers High School | ||
| 10:00am | Varsity Girls Golf Conference Tournament | Highland National GC | |
| 12:30pm | Varsity Boys Golf Conference Tournament | Goodrich Golf Course | |
| 4:30pm | Softball Sections | ||
| THURSDAY | MAY 21 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 4:30pm | Softball Sections | ||
| 4:30pm | 3:15pm | 6:30pm | JV Baseball vs. Central | Toni Stone Stadium |
| FRIDAY | MAY 22 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 4:30pm | Softball Sections – TBD | M-Health Fairview Sports Center | |
| SATURDAY | MAY 23 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
Pros and cons of being homeschooled (high school edition)
By: Arturo Benitez-Osorio
Homeschooling in high school is all about freedom and responsibility. On the pro side you can skip the social drama of high school and focus entirely on your own goals. You can also finish your work faster instead of the 7-8 hours of being at school waiting for the bell to ring giving you time for a job, sports, hobbies and more.
On the other hand, it can get very boring since you’re not socializing with people that much. Like going to a fun school event, daily classes with your friends and lunch. It’s also harder because you and your parents have to make sure to actually learn difficult subjects without a professional teacher standing there teaching y’all.
Is it a good idea?
It is good if you’re someone who wants to get a head start on life and doesn’t mind studying alone. It is bad if you use it as an excuse to sleep in all day and not do work or if you feel sad when you aren’t around with your friends.
Who should do it?
- Someone who has a big goal and needs a flexible schedule
- Someone who is bored in class but gets the work done early
Who shouldn’t do it?
- Someone who loves to socialize and loves being part of a crowd and would feel left out
- Someone who needs a teacher watching them to get any work done
Conclusion
If you need more time and need to have a flexible schedule, but you will know that you’ll do the work on time and wouldn’t have trouble learning alone without a professional teacher and have everything turned in, then homeschooling is for you. But, if you struggle to stay motivated on your own then stay in a traditional school.
Anti war protest
By: Simon Pluger
On Friday May 1st, or May Day, there was a big anti war protest that spanned from the Nicollet Island side of the Hennepin Bridge all the way into downtown Minneapolis. Up to ten thousand people participated in this protest showing a lot of support to stop the wars that are going on but also protesting against going to war with Iran.
Other than the protest being related towards anti war, it also was focused on the No Kings or No Kings Day and anti ICE awareness.
I took this photo from the Minneapolis side of the river parkway. I was there with some friends and though we didn’t make signs or anything, we did participate by being there.








