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V-Mac (vegan mac and cheese) recipe and review

By: Nils Hilleson

Ingredients:

-16 oz fusilli (or other pasta shape)

-1/2 C vegan butter (1 stick)

-1/2 C all purpose flour

-2 tsp salt

-pinch of turmeric

-2 Tbsp soy sauce

-1 C nutritional yeast flakes

-1/4 C canola oil

Steps:

Preheat oven to 350°

Cook the pasta per package directions and start boiling exactly 3 cups of water.

Once pasta is boiled, pour it into a strainer and set aside.

In the pot that you used to boil the pasta, melt the butter over medium heat. Once melted, whisk in the flour.

When it has reached an even, bubbly consistency, whisk in boiling water. Reduce the heat to low.

Add garlic powder, salt, turmeric and soy sauce and stir to incorporate.

Then fold in the nutritional yeast flakes and oil and stir until smooth.

Stir in the cooked pasta and mix with the sauce.

Put the whole pot in the preheated oven and bake for 15 minutes and then for 5 more minutes on broil.

When I cooked this I didn’t use vegan butter because I’m not vegan so we didn’t have any at the ready. If you wanted it to be fully vegan you would just use vegan butter also called margarine. You can also put other stuff in it like broccoli or whatever you think goes well with it.

I don’t think nutritional yeast flakes are very popular but they are quite good; they’re the main source of flavor in the recipe and I’d say it has a sort of cheese like flavor. Sometimes I put it on vegetarian hotdogs whenever I have those.

I believe the recipe originally came from a cookbook but it’s been changed by my family throughout the years a lot. I’d vouch for this recipe heavily as I have it pretty much every day for lunch and I never really get sick of it. My whole family likes this mac and cheese quite a bit, probably more than actual mac and cheese so we all have it pretty commonly.

Sports schedule for: Oct 12-16

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Classic fall shows and movies for 2026

By: Jospehine Feliciano and Collette Uran

Bats, haunted house, full moon for a Happy Halloween by: Alexas Fotos via Wikimedia Commons

Fall is full of iconic things, like pumpkins, colored leaves, Halloween, and just the cozy vibe of the seasons changing. A fun activity is to snuggle in for the evening and watch a fun movie or show. Everyone has different fall classics, but here is a list of some popular favorites. 

Let’s start with some classic cozy shows to get hooked on this fall. A huge favorite is ‘Gilmore Girls’. Started in October 2000, ‘Gilmore Girls’ is a classic fall staple for many people, even though this show takes place throughout the year. It follows a wholesome mother-daughter duo through life’s ups and downs in their small town, Starts Hollow, Connecticut. 

Another classic is ‘Good Witch’, which is set in a magical town called Middleton. This show aired from 2015 to 2021 and is about a kind-hearted witch named Cassie Nightingale who helps her town with her magic. 

‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ is another oldie but goodie, starting in 1997 and starring Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy. This show is iconic, with some spooky vibes, a fall classic for many people this season. 

Keeping with a bit of a Halloween vibe, ‘The Addams Family’ is a perfect classic to get you in the Halloween spirit. It’s dark, gloomy, atmosphere is perfect to give you the chills, but the fact that it’s actually a comedy makes it great for the whole family. 

Our final recommendation for this fall season is ‘Only Murders in the Building’, which is streaming on Hulu. With 5 seasons out and a 6th premiering on December 8th this year, this show is perfect for your fall 2026. It has heart-warming characters, good comedy, and, of course, a murder mystery. 

Everyone has their own favorite shows, but those were some of the top shows to watch in the fall that we’ve heard of. 

Now that we’ve covered the best shows to watch in fall, we have to dive into the best movies. Fall is a great season for all sorts of fun cozy movies but also scary, horror ones that will make you jump out of your seat. First on the list for fun family movies in fall is ‘It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown’ (1966). This is a nostalgic movie for parents who grew up with the Peanuts crew but also cute and new for young kids. This also is extra special for people in the St. Paul area because the writer Charles M. Schulz grew up right in the Twin Cities. 

‘Coco’ (2017) and ‘Casper’ (1995) both follow along the lines of ‘The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown’ due to their family friendly content and small spooky vibe. ‘Coco’ follows a Mexican boy through Dia de Los Muerto celebrations and the Land of the Dead which perfectly follows the fall holiday theme. ‘Casper’ is another cute Halloween comical movie that follows a friendly ghost that haunts a mansion in Maine. This movie is a perfect combination of Halloween spooks but also family friendly.

These fun and cute fall movies for families are fun but what people really want are the horror filled movies that fit the petrifying Halloween theme. Some of these horror movies include  ‘IT’ (2017), ‘Sleepy Hollow’ (1999) and ‘The Shining’ (1980). Have you ever heard of people being afraid of sewer drains? Well that’s because of this horror movie. ‘IT’ is a classic horror movie with the scariest clown in movie history. This movie will make you jump out of your seats and scream when you see a balloon, if you know what I mean. ‘The Shining’ and ‘Sleepy Hollow’ follow along these lines of classic horror. With ‘The Shining’s more psychological spooky theme and ‘Sleepy Hollow’s more gruesome, gothic theme it makes these two horror movies top on your must watch list. 

Hope these movies and shows make your list of fall favorites. Happy watching!

‘folx’ – friends& review: Part III

By: Maple Graham

cover art depicting someone riding on a red horse, looking back at a red cross on a pile of rocks
  1. “Hang Me, Oh Hang Me ([golem] w [dysmorphia] [attempts suicide] to [influence] @ [the vintage clothing store]) ([eLiMiNaTiNg_tHe_pArTs_oF_MySeLf_tHaT_ArEnT_CoNtRiBuTiNg_tO_SuCcEsS] [identity#02])”

This song is memorable to me due to the ukulele and another break from the hyperpop influences, becoming a maximalist indie soundscape that culminates in an ending that’s bursting at the seams—drums messily cutting out the many instruments and samples behind it. Some may interpret this as amateurish, but I love whenever artists use the song’s space to their advantage, even if it means addressing the restrictions that come with the chosen medium it’s in. It’s a 7.5/10 for me, and it’s a good transition back from the last few songs that had more cons than pros. And as a cherry on top, this song doesn’t feel cut short.

  1. “They were unwitting necromancers who had stumbled on a formula for channeling voices, apprentices who had lost their sorcerer, as mindless golems animated by folx’s vision(s).”

A repeating end of a chord from the last song. As it isn’t even original, I give it a 1/10. Could’ve been tacked on to the end of the last song.

  1. “(Thus, when folx died, they said that they felt they had lost their eyes…)”

Different people all saying “friends&,” the name of the collective that made this album. I presume this to be made of samples taken from other pieces of media, specifically the phrase “friends and family”—cutting off the “family” bit. 4/10; is unlike anything else in the album, and acts as a landmark for me when I do listen, as it’s placed a little past the one-third line.

  1. “Hallelujah ([friends& original not a cover]) ([i_hOpE_EvErYoNe_lIsTeNiNg_iS_EnJoYiNg_tHe_mEtApHoR_AnD_ThE_CoNcEpT_AlBuM_!!] [if rym mods don’t respect case sensitivity when cataloguing this album i will kms])”

This title is the single reason why I decided to write this extensive review, as I haven’t seen a review that both respects the longer titles of the album and reviews each individual track. I’m starting to understand why this is the case. Anyway, about the song: it’s made with Hatsune Miku doing the main vocals in the song. The song is chill, and once again goes closer towards a simple maximalist experience without having the added edge of a chaotic genre. It’s a pleasant song, has tons of ear candy, and is something you could show almost everyone and get a neutral reaction from them at worst. 7.5/10.

  1. “The worker therefore only feels themself outside their work, and in their work feels outside themself.”

A segue that does all of the below: feels befitting in the tracklist, sounds decent, and doesn’t feel jarring on any bit of it. The ambient sounds—what seems to be a piano with a ton of reverberation added to it—feel appropriate and also make the “worker” in this song, who begins to sing a song and play a guitar after inviting an unnamed person over, feel out of place; all tying back to the song title. Masterfully done, and one of my favorite transitions in the whole album; 6/10.

  1. “folx feels at home when they are not working,”

A longer track that is light-hearted in tone, with another sample that doesn’t add much to the narrative, but still has a huge amount of work put into it. In a similar structure of “correspond with the first instinctive yearnings of that class for a general reconstruction of society.” this song is a lot all at once, and serves as a break that feels earned. 6/10, it’s a track I look forward to when playing the album cover-to-cover.

  1. “and when they are working folx does not feel at home. […]”

A piano combined with another synth and some miscellaneous samples, this song is far from short. It has a good runtime, a consistent theme, and doesn’t feel entirely far off from the last song; 6.5/10.

  1. “Its alien character emerges clearly in the fact that as soon as no physical or other compulsion exists, labor is shunned like the plague.”

Another random song that feels somewhat out-of-place, but is long enough for it to make its mark. It’s a simple overlay of an episode of the podcast “Never Ending Stories” and “Young Folks” by Peter Bjorn and John playing on top of each other. I give it a 3/10 because it tries to fit in with the rest of the album, at least.

  1. “Carolina in My Mind ([skinwalker] w [alienation] [neglects] to [process] @ [the insurance claim centre]) ([aCtUaLlY_I_DoNt_eVeN_CaRe_aBoUt_wHaT_He_dOeS])”

A catchy song riding on its myriad string instruments throughout, along with a harmonica towards the end. It’s a bit short, and doesn’t have many notable qualities despite its relatively simple sampling and layering. It doesn’t feel overstimulating, and I personally don’t have any major problems with it, so I’ll give it a 5.5/10.

  1. “Encounters with angels are as disturbing, traumatic and overwhelming as encounters with demons.”

Radio static, colored by songs on different frequencies cutting in and out. 4/10, I enjoy the sound of this.

  1. “After all, what could be more shattering, unassimilable and incomprehensible in our hyper-stressed, constantly disappointing and overstimulated lives, than the sensation of calm joy?”

The song is like “Thus every factor, which works against a repetition of the old crises, carries within itself the germ of a far more powerful future crisis.” but if it was way shorter and didn’t have the crowd effects. It’s nothing new, but the sound design is still good. 3/10.

  1. “Return of the Grievous Angel ([devil] w [separation anxiety] [flees] to [reflect] @ [the silent retreat]) ([i_dOnT_LiKe_tAkInG_A_BrEaK_FrOm_hIm])”

In case you were getting a bit bored, this song is sure to snap you back to reality. It’s fast, unrelenting, and very different from the false sense of security you got from the preceding stretch of music turning closer and closer to more mainstream genres. I love the tubular bells in this song—I love tubular bells in almost any song—and they add a lot of personality here while also stapling the last transition to the song in a meaningful way. It’s a 7.5/10 from me due to the change of pace that catches you off-guard.

  1. “All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and folx is at last compelled to face with sober senses their real conditions of life, and their relations with their kind.”

The last song, now heard from what sounds to be inside an adjacent room. It’s muffled and slows down towards the end, while a sweeping dustpan sound plays. It’s a good segue, and I like it more than I’d thought I would. 2.5/10.

  1. “Four Strong Winds ([witch] w [marijuana addiction] [loiters] to [serve] @ [his secret apartment]) ([hEs_sIcK_AnD_He_nEeDs_hElP_WhAt_aM_I_SuPpOsEd_tO_Do])”

Pauses litter the first half of this song, which I’m a huge fan of. Pausing randomly for a few milliseconds in a song is a technique I haven’t quite mastered yet in my own work, and it always enamors me when I hear it in another song. The content is polarizing, with the first bit being just vocals and guitar, and the second half falling into the casual maximalism I talked about earlier. A 5/10 from me.

  1. “Giving them potions, attaching horns to their body for drawing up the incisor, making the drums beat, the folx proceeds with a ceremony interrupted by halts and fresh departures, flows of all sorts, flows of words and breaks […]”

The sound of a tattoo gun with someone else begging for something. I don’t quite understand it or its relevance to the album—1.5/10.

  1. “the members of the village come to talk, the sick subject talks, the ghost is invoked, folx explains, everything recommences, drums, chants, trances.”

A song made up of rough cuts of a guitar, vocals, and a synth that sounds somewhat like a voice. It sounds pleasant, and I personally use it as a halfway point in the album to mark how far I’ve come on a listen through it. 3.5/10; it’s memorable.

  1. “At the top of the tower, there is no liberation from work. There is just more work — the only difference is that you might now enjoy it (life is too exciting for sleep).”

I remember this song not for its content, but for the content that follows. This track isn’t very special—I’d give it a 3.5/10, being a mashup of “Timber” by Ke$ha and “Ghosts” by Japan. It opens with another radio bit, which is always welcome to my ears.

  1. “For these CEOs, work is closer to an addiction than something they are forced to do.”

Easily the best transition on the album to me. It sounds like a slot machine’s reels clicking into place, but it’s just a bit of the last song repeating intermittently. I’m a very biased person when it comes to sound design I like, and I’d give this a 9/10 if I didn’t care at all about how that rating would be perceived. But after all, I’m rating based on sound, not how much dopamine it gives me upon listening to it. 4/10.

  1. “There are now two classes[…] those addicted to work, and those forced to work.”

Continuation of the last transition. Why did this have to be its own separate track? 2/10.

  1. “Goodnight Irene ([sandman] w [sociopathy] [misrepresents] to [leverage] @ [the asset management department]) ([i_cAn_bE_JuSt_lIkE_HiM])”

Delving back into the maximalist track pockets of the album, this is exquisitely put together, and I’m a huge fan of how fast this one goes. None of the ideas or bits are dwelled on much at all, which is a stark contrast to other songs which usually focus on at least one other gimmick or bit for the majority of the runtime. The “Hold My Liquor” by Kanye West sample adds a ton, as does the “Paper Planes” by M.I.A. sample in the latter half of the song. 7.5/10, very well done.

The curse of self-awareness

By: Mia Delgado

The image shows a screenshot of Shinki Ikari from episode 26 of the 1995 animated series ‘Neon Genesis Evangelion’ during an abstract, psychological sequence. 

Self-awareness is, by many, deemed as a positive aspect and is often encouraged. While there are obvious benefits to self-awareness — the disadvantages are often overlooked. 

What people usually don’t know is that there is a hidden cost to this truth: a psychological confinement that happens when the lens of consciousness is permanently turned inward. 

For me, it has always been in my nature to be the observer — to watch everyone from my little corner. Given that I was in control, I was able to find a sense of enjoyment.

Except now, noticing things has become something pretentious and often depressing. 

I often think, “How has it come to this?”

I used to be a very naive and reckless person. Because I hurt many people in the past — I turned to introspection. 

But lately, I’ve grown deeply fearful of the unknown, especially of people. The thing I fear is not the person themselves, but the torture that comes from their evaluations. 

Since we cannot control the way we are perceived by other people, we are forever confined to their judgement. 

Their scrutinizing gaze is always on us — the performer — and if we were to fail, we believe some sort of great reckoning awaits us. 

At least that’s what we tell ourselves.

And so we build this metaphorical mask in order to gain validation from the Other. We sense that if we are unable to complete a task perfectly, without a single flaw, then we would cease to do anything at all. 

We become so focused on the supposed punishment — the “what ifs” — that we eventually stagnate; we forget what it is to simply be. We would rather do absolutely nothing at all than to be rejected for the person we actually are. 

When trying to explain this perception to others, they often tell us to “stop overthinking it”, which is easier said than done. Because once you become aware, you cannot simply unsee what you’ve already seen; you completely lose the luxury of ignorance.

This awareness becomes so integral to your life that you are no longer able to live in the moment.

You are no longer able to enjoy simple tasks meant to bring you pleasure. Instead, you are forever reduced to a machine; you no longer think or feel for yourself but for the machine that you are operating.

And so, in trying to make everyone else feel comfortable with your life, you become a stranger to your own.

At the end of your life, you will realize that in reality, the stage was always empty.

‘folx’ – friends& review: Part II

By: Maple Graham

cover art depicting someone riding on a red horse, looking back at a red cross on a pile of rocks
  1. “all so that they can then demand the cash for this service of love.”

Pleasant, harmonious harp solo. That’s it. It sounds good, and is a wonderful transition, but I come back with the question I keep asking: why couldn’t this be added on to the song it transitions into? 5/10, it sounds really good on its own, but it perplexes me how this was decided to be put into its own entry.

  1. “Big Rock Candy Mountain ([unicorn] w [amnesia] [misspends ubi] to [self-care] @ [the mid-century suburb]) ([hOuSeWiFe_fAnTaSy] [daydream#01])”

Standing out from the crowd, this is another good song in the album, and acts as a good landmark due to its distribution of volume being much different from most of the other tracks here. Yet, despite its originality, I don’t like it all that much, and it feels too tonally distant from its surrounding tracks. I’d give this a 6/10 solely because I can enjoy it during a full album listen.

  1. “There is no horizon.”

“I don’t see a lotta money here.” 2/10, acts as the first to a string to segues that go nowhere.

  1. “The bald hillzones facing the spectator only form a line that merges with the void hanging over them.”

Lyrics taken from another piece of media, combined with other noise. 2/10, works as a transition well enough.

  1. “Anyone can see that this man and this woman are no longer alive.”

Same premise as the last two transitions. 3/10, no further comment.

  1. “There is no pessimism here either.”

Some sound effect tinkering followed by “where am I?” 1.5/10; this entire stretch of segues feels redundant and unproductive.

  1. “What had to happen happened.”

A little bit of a longer transition, which is a welcome change of pace from whatever the last 4 songs were. Starts off with a ‘My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic’ quote, and goes off on some random plunderphonics stuff combined with guitar for the rest of the song’s small runtime. 4/10, it’s listenable.

  1. “They did not kill each other.”

A cool transition that fades to silence. The best way I can describe it is as an acoustic guitar—the same as the one in the last track—morphing into a low, pure tone. 2/10.

  1. “[…] every person speculates on creating a new need in another, so as to drive folx to fresh sacrifice,”

Nonsensical sample in isolation. 1.5/10, at least it makes me smile during this stretch of random samples.

  1. “to place them in a new dependence and to seduce them into a new mode of enjoyment and therefore economic ruin.”

Last transition, including a military-esque chant from the movie ‘Full Metal Jacket’. While meaningless on its own, this flows very well into the next song on the album. I give it a 2.5/10, weighed down by the 6 interlude tracks played before this. This entire ouroboros of transitions is easily the worst part on the album, and describing each one here is mind-numbingly tedious and unfulfilling.

  1. “Solidarity Forever ([zombie] w [obsessive-compulsive disorder] [conspires] to [bond] @ [the military fortification]) ([i_nEeD_My_bOsS_AnD_He_nEeDs_mE])”

A light at the end of the tunnel, and it’s a shame the massive buildup for this song feels wasted. As I’ve pointed out before, numerous songs here tend to blend into one another, and this is no different. The actual song blends together a choir, trumpets, and chants that were sampled. I give this a 5/10, it’s disappointingly average for its placement.

  1. “Capital is an abstract parasite, an insatiable vampire and zombie-maker; but the living flesh it converts into dead labo[u]r is ours, and the zombies it makes are us.”

A simple transition that works the same way as the earlier segues: short, sweet, and interesting enough to keep you engaged, but not enough to take away from the other songs. Primarily consists of some sort of growling, followed by an electric guitar melody that is continued on in the next song. 3/10, it does what it needs to.

  1. “I Walk the Line ([oracle] w [hypochondria] [obstructs justice] to [comply] @ [the forensic laboratory]) ([fOlLoWiNg_mY_BoSsEs_iNsTrUcTiOnS_PrEcIsElY_BeCaUsE])”

I’m a sucker for the sampling in this one, which notably has Johnny Cash singing an excerpt of his “I Walk The Line” threaded into the rest of the composition. It’s pretty casual otherwise, leaning further away from the hyperpop influences that drive the album and towards a guitar-centered song, complete with a solo at the end. It’s a 6/10. This song does incorporate a good bit of generative artificial intelligence, which I do not condone using, but I do appreciate how it was utilized here.

  1. “Thus every factor, which works against a repetition of the old crises, carries within itself the germ of a far more powerful future crisis.”

A truly magnificent segue, incorporating what sounds to be a crowd arguing following the toll of a bell. There’s also faint My Little Pony sampling again, which shows up in the next song, and the crowd noises carry over as well. It has great sound design, so with all this in mind, I’m giving it a 4/10.

  1. “Angel from Montgomery ([devil] w [discouraged borderline personality disorder] [extorts] to [negotiate] @ [the sympathy strike]) ([iM_NoT_ArGuInG_WiTh_mY_BoSs_iM_StArTiNg_aN_OpEn_dIaLoGuE])”

This song is a bit of a gray area in my head, as I simultaneously think it sounds decent, but this is a classic example of too many cooks in the kitchen for every part aside from the end. The ending of this song is its only saving grace, where all is stripped away aside from the bassline and vocals, making a wonderful, harmonious soundscape. 6/10.

  1. “The double bind, […] “[…] the simultaneous transmission of two kinds of messages, one of which contradicts the other, […]””

A single triad vocalized. There is frankly no reason why this should have been separated from “Angel from Montgomery ([devil] w [discouraged borderline personality disorder] [extorts] to [negotiate] @ [the sympathy strike]) ([iM_NoT_ArGuInG_WiTh_mY_BoSs_iM_StArTiNg_aN_OpEn_dIaLoGuE]).” 1/10, no further comment.

  1. “The contradictory instructions serve to destabilise the folx, keeping them in a state of permanent neurotic anxiety.”

Foreshadowing for “The death model appears when the body without organs repels the organs and lays them aside[…] no mouth,,” which is placed almost 50 songs after. Characterized by little crinkling sounds that I can’t put into words, combined with small pings and crackles. Also interweaves the aforementioned dominant sample in the above song. 2.5/10.

  1. “The Sound(s) of Silence ([manticore] w [social anxiety] [stalks] to [supervise] @ [the processing plant]) ([lEtTiNg_gO_Of_fRiEnDs_wHo_cAnT_AcCePt_tHaT_Im_hApPy_dAtInG_My_bOsS])”

This song starts with a piano solo that persists throughout, and vocals that are complimented by random samples. Maximalism is sacrificed here for novelty, and it really works well because this track feels so much bigger than it is, giving it a 6/10. Upon re-listening, I was shocked to learn that it’s only 2 minutes.

  1. “[…] in all spheres of social life the lion’s share falls to the middleman. […]”

3 seconds of utter silence. 0.5/10.

  1. “in religion, God is pushed into the background by the “Mediator,” and the latter again is shoved back by the priests, the inevitable middlemen between the good shepherd and his sheep.”

Static that brings you back from the silence of before. 0.5/10; these transitions are annoying when trying to review every song here. The transitions work fine in the album, but as I’m going back to relisten to every individual song, they seem like such a poor design choice. For a production time of a little less than a decade, I’m surprised more wasn’t done for these minute segues. To the compiler and hosts of this album, titles can be as long as you want, you know.

POETRY

By. Selena Thao

This article will be about Poetry; I will be writing about how poems relate to me, how it can relate to me or how I view it as a reader.

Why am I viewing poetry and writing an article about it?

I love poetry deeply. When I’m in a tough spot in my life, I reflect off poetry. When I read poems that I relate to, it makes me feel like I’m not alone. Knowing that someone in this world gets me by just being in my shoes or having a similar situation makes me feel safe and secure, even if it’s just for a moment.

This first poetry book is called ‘Milk and Honey’ by. Rupi Kaur. In the description it says,

It seems as if this poetry book is like a diary; all of her thoughts, her cycles, her heart are in this book. There are four (4) chapters, “The Hurting” “The Loving” “The Breaking” and “The Healing”. 

For this poem, I view it as a woman who has genuine curiosity on how someone can put so much effort and affection into one soul and not have anything in return; but because of this, since WE are women, we are the ones who put all our energy, blood and a curiosity, something so deep, can make you wonder “is this how a mother feels?” I used to have thoughts like this too. I’ve always given my all to someone I’ve liked platonically and romantically, but always wanted something for them to give me, perhaps affection? But in this case it isn’t really a struggle thought, more of a responsibility. To give your kids everything in the world, your soul, blood and energy without wanting any payback or cost.

I actually used to relate to poems like this; growing up my father was never really in my life. He was in my life but not present. There’s not much to say about it other than “trauma dump”. But in my experience, I did search for him, day and night. A father is supposed to show you who a real man is, to be present and be a hero; but all we do is think that’s a fairytale description.

As a reader I view it as someone clinging onto another person that’s so dear to them but that person wants nothing to do with them, but when they do, all they want is for their selfish reasons and not the person who is willing to pour out everything to them.

‘folx’ – friends& review: Part I

By: Maple Graham

The following review is split into 6 parts, with this being the first. As always, a listen through the album is recommended before reading my review of it. If you want a succinct answer as to whether or not this album is worth a listen, I would say it’s worth its time despite its hit-or-miss qualities present throughout.

‘folx’ was made by the collective friends& over the course of 8 years, 8 months, and 1 day. It’s described as “an attempt to reinvent pop music,” and it does so in very unique ways. This album, for a lack of better descriptors, is utterly chaotic. The song titles are insanely long and read like a Google Doc if you let 200 people all edit it at the same time—which did happen with a lesser group of people in the album’s unofficial description. Regardless, this avant-garde album is worth a listen if you like any sort of pop music, and it’s chock full of references from a wide range of media franchises and pop culture.

A good chunk of its massive tracklist of 112 songs are made up of snippets of sounds and transitions. These will be noted when they appear—and make this album that much harder to review in depth. This album also uses a smidge of artificial intelligence for certain samples, which has come across as controversial to some. I see the usage to be unneeded, but complimenting nonetheless.

  1. “[…] in its blind unrestrainable passion, its were-wolf hunger for surplus-labour, capital oversteps not only the moral, but even the merely physical maximum bounds of the working-day.”

The album kicks off with a 5 second ambient track—containing a single acoustic guitar chord, and a tape being inserted into a recorder and wound up. Decent for a starting track, though I do think the album as a whole would be more cohesive if the ambient tracks were all combined, rather than split to form the multiple story arcs the album offers in its titles. 3/10—it’s better than nothing, I suppose.

  1. “It usurps the time for growth, development, and healthy maintenance of the body.”

This song, despite being short like the first one, contains an actual melody and lyrics taken from “Can The Circle Be Unbroken” by The Carter Family before a quick explosion into the next song. I would consider this the actual beginning of the album, as it introduces the idea of mixing different media together to create an entirely separate piece of creative work. While still a segue, it’s much more meaningful than its predecessor, which is why I give it a 5/10.

  1. “At Seventeen ([werewolf] w [impulsive borderline personality disorder] [cracks logic] to [produce] @ [the instrument store]) ([mUsIc_wIlL_Be_mY_PrOfEsSiOn])”

The first longer song of the album, which is the first taste of how genius this album is. All of these songs follow a separate progression in their song titles, which end in a snippet of their own story characterized by alternating capital letters and underscores as spaces. For the content in the song itself, it’s a beautiful and dizzying amalgamation of so many samples that overwhelms your senses instantly. Upon my first listen, which was in a dimly lit room with no other things to keep me occupied, this was so fun to listen to intently, trying to hear each individual element within the song. It’s a chaotic mess that’s hard to attach a named feeling to, so I’ll leave it at that, and a 7/10 rating.

  1. “This instant is insomniac, amnesiac; it locks us into a reactive time, which is always full ([…]). There is no continuous time in which shadows can grow, only a time that is simultaneously seamless ([…]) and discontinuous”

Another segue track, just featuring the end of the last song slowing down with audio clip of a radio switching on to play the next song. It’s clean, and it doesn’t feel jarring at all, but there’s not enough content in it for me to rate it any higher than a 2.5/10.

  1. “Mr. Tambourine Man ([muse] w [insomnia] [bootlegs] to [dream] @ [the housing complex]) ([nOt_lIvInG_WiTh_mY_DaD_AnYmOrE])”

The second longer song, which is just as sprawling as the last, however shorter. The second bit with all the echoing vocals of “Bob Dylan” and other miscellaneous samples is easily my favorite part of the song, and I wish it was longer. I’d give this song a 7/10: it’s better than “At Seventeen ([werewolf] w [impulsive borderline personality disorder] [cracks logic] to [produce] @ [the instrument store]) ([mUsIc_wIlL_Be_mY_PrOfEsSiOn]),” but shorter than I’d like.

  1. “The machine accommodates itself to the weakness of the human being in order to make the weak human being into a machine.”

Easily the worst segue by far, being a hard cut on both ends. It’s got its own guitar bit as an excerpt of “I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow” by The Soggy Bottom Boys, but that’s it. It could’ve easily been scrapped from the album, and it brings no other purpose besides advancing the arc that’s tied to this song title. 2/10.

  1. “Man of Constant Sorrow ([android] w [autism] [phishes] to [network] @ [the city upon a hill]) ([bOyFrIeNd_qUeSt_bEgInS])”

One of my favorite songs from the whole album. The accordion combined with the guitar, vocals, and samples is phenomenal. The only complaint I have with the song is, once again, the length. I’m aware most of the songs here are short-lived—how else do you fit 112 songs in an hour and a half?—but the progression just feels amazing, and I wish it had more room to breathe. My favorite part of this song is the pitched samples and violin creating a backdrop for the rest of the song to rest on; this song uses the pitched samples more than any other songs on this album. A solid 8/10, very catchy and gets stuck in my head frequently despite its complexity.

  1. “Deprived of memory and the capacity to dream, the androids can be wounded but not traumatised. Yet there are signs that precisely this capacity to experience trauma is developing […]”

A simple segue taking a sample from the last song and slowing it down to create the rhythm for the next song combined with something sounding like wind chimes. It’s a 4/10: rudimentary and gets the job done.

  1. “Catch the Wind ([fairy] w [bipolar mania] [indecently exposes] to [impress] @ [the coworking space]) ([cAsUaLlY_DaTiNg_iN_SeArCh_oF_SoMeThInG_SeRiOuS])”

This song in the grand scheme of things isn’t very notable, in my opinion. It’s far away enough from the beginning to start to turn into noise, and this is my issue with most of the songs on the album. The album itself is innovative, but bedazzling effects and myriad samples only go so far on most of these songs. While masterfully put together, I give it a 6/10 due to its placement and overall sound.

  1. “Such fantastic pictures of future society, painted at a time when the proletariat is still in a very undeveloped state and has but a fantastic conception of its own position,”

A transition that has more to be desired. It merely chops up the end of the last song and overlays a metallic ringing on it, while adding in the vocals to the next song. 3/10, could be better.

  1. “correspond with the first instinctive yearnings of that class for a general reconstruction of society.”

I don’t know how to classify this one, since it’s decently long for a segue in this album. It’s alright; I don’t understand why it wasn’t lumped together with the previous entry though. While longer, this transition adds virtually nothing to the actual experience, due to its hard cuts on both ends and lack of cohesiveness—aside from the Sonic the Hedgehog samples—which earns it a 3.5/10.

  1. “Amazing Grace ([genie] w [alcohol addiction] [abets] to [collaborate] @ [the campaign fundraiser]) ([fAlLiNg_mAdLy_iN_LoVe_wItH_My_nEw_bOsS])”

Similar to (“Catch the Wind ([fairy] w [bipolar mania] [indecently exposes] to [impress] @ [the coworking space]) ([cAsUaLlY_DaTiNg_iN_SeArCh_oF_SoMeThInG_SeRiOuS]),” this song doesn’t have any parts that make it stand out from the rest of the album. As a standalone song, it works well, but it gets lost in the noise of the rest of ‘folx’. The second part sounds better than the first, but it ends much too quickly for it to have any lasting impact on the listening experience. This song really has potential, but it wasn’t acted upon to the fullest extent, which is why I rate it a 5/10.

  1. “In time-honored fairy tale fashion, however, the acts of wish fulfillment quickly become traumatic and catastrophic.”

Hard cuts on both ends, and giving no context to the rest of the album—that being what sounds like a jousting match in progress for most of it. Thankfully short and takes up little time; a waste of space on the album. I’d give it a generous 2/10. At least the audio matches the name, I suppose.

  1. “Jolene ([gargoyle] w [panic disorder] [assaults] to [de-escalate] @ [the third space]) ([iT_WaS_My_fAuLt_mY_BoSs_rEaCtEd_tHaT_WaY_AcTuAlLy])”

While a biased take, this song shines through the rest of the other mediocre entries. It’s far from pleasant, and gives you no breaks as it slides its focus from one sample to the other. It also feels very fleshed out, and has plenty of runtime to make you revel in what it brings. It’s a good 6.5/10, and would be an amazing introduction to the album if it was any earlier.

  1. “Do I obey economic laws if I extract money by offering my body for sale, by surrendering it to another’s lust?”

Audio of a drink being poured and a person out of breath drinking it. May have some relevance to the title, but I’m unsure where it falls in the overlapping title stories. Only a noticeable cut at the end, which is better than a meaningless transition like some of the others. 2/10.

  1. “We Shall Overcome ([fury] w [dysmorphia] [tortures] to [improve] @ [the 24-hour fitness centre]) ([tRyInG_To_bE_MoRe_lIkE_My_bOsS] [identity#01])”

The first “identity” track, which would serve as an amazing intermission if there weren’t transitions between every song. It only contains an acoustic guitar and vocals, with background noise barely audible behind it. It’s a good 7/10—short, sweet, and oozing of unadulterated human expression.

  1. “Examine the hideous machineries that produce the world-as-appearance. What did they see there? Only what all depressives, all mystics, always see[…]”

This song is structured similarly to “correspond with the first instinctive yearnings of that class for a general reconstruction of society.,” but is better in the sense that it addresses all the issues I had with the former. There’s no transition track before it that adds nothing—instead baked directly into the song. The melodic part is also catchier, taking the same motif of “Wake Me Up” by Avicii and throwing a spin on it. I especially enjoy the banjo inclusion towards the end, which adds yet another dimension to an already amazing soundscape. It gets a 7/10 from me, and would’ve scored higher had it had more runtime.

  1. “the obscene undead twitching of the Will as it seeks to maintain the illusion that this object, the one it is fixated upon NOW, this one, will satisfy it in a way that all other objects thus far have failed to.”

Another longer transition which, surprisingly, does a good job of doing what it was made to do. A simple solo of what sounds to be some sort of synth or electric organ, accompanied by Vocaloid-like vocals. It acts as a good break between two very upbeat songs; I give it a 4.5/10.

  1. “A Horse with No Name ([headless horseman] w [bipolar depression] [racketeers] to [advance] @ [the property law firm]) ([tAkInG_ThInGs_wItH_My_bOsS_To_tHe_nExT_LeVeL])”

This song blows my mind because it perfectly demonstrates how to make a song sound massive: loud, definitive sounds that aren’t muddled by a bunch of additional elements. The high-pitched ringing definitely adds something to the composition and feeling of the song, very similar to “tranq” by greenhouse. Deserving of a 7.5/10; this is extremely memorable despite it not riding off of a pre-existing melody that I know of.

  1. “folx puts themself at the service of the other’s most depraved fancies, plays the pimp between them and their need, excites in them morbid appetites, lies in wait for each of their weaknesses –”

A transition to another transition afterwards. It cuts off at the end—which makes sense, considering it’s just a tail end of the last electric guitar chord in “A Horse with No Name ([headless horseman] w [bipolar depression] [racketeers] to [advance] @ [the property law firm]) ([tAkInG_ThInGs_wItH_My_bOsS_To_tHe_nExT_LeVeL])” being stretched out. Decent, but could just be added to the end of the last song. 2/10, meaningless and was most likely split for the sole reason to add another song title.

Sports schedule for: Oct 5-10

DayDateTimeSportOppSquadPlace
Mon10/54:00TennisCDHVarsity – SectionsCDH
Mon10/54:00G. SoccerHastingsJVHPSH
Mon10/56:00FootballWashburnJV (Soph)Washburn
Mon10/55:00VolleyballJohnsonC SquadJohnson
Mon10/55:30VolleyballJohnsonJV Johnson
Mon10/56:00G. SoccerHastingsVarsityHPSH
Mon10/57:00VolleyballJohnsonJVJohnson
Tues10/63:30B. SoccerEdisonC SquadEdison
Tues10/65:00FootballTBDBHPSH
Tues10/65:00B. SoccerEdisonB SquadEdison
Tues10/65:00G. Swim & DiveComoJV/VarsityHumboldt
Tues10/67:00B. SoccerEdisonJV/VarsityEdison
Thur10/84:00G. SoccerSimleyJVHPSH
Thur10/84:00VolleyballHoly AngelsJV/C SquadHoly Angels
Thur10/84:00B. SoccerSt. AnthonyB SquadSt. Anthony
Thur10/85:30VolleyballHoly AngelsVarsityHoly Angels
Thur10/85:30B. SoccerSt. AnthonyJVSt. Anthony
Thur10/86:00G. SoccerSimleyVarsityHPSH
Thur10/87:30B. SoccerSt. AnthonyVarsitySt. Anthony
Fri10/97:00FootballWashburnVarsityWashburn
Sat10/108:00amVolleyballLower Level TourLower LevelsHarding
Sat10/1010:10amCross CountryAlex MeetAllArrowwood Resort
Sat10/1011:00amG. SoccerCDHJVCDH
Sat10/101:00G. SoccerCDHVarsityCDH