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‘Toy Story’ review

By: Kingston Ross

Released in 1995, Disney and Pixar’s ‘Toy Story’ made history as the first fully computer animated feature film. Directed by John Lassiter, the movie introduces us, the audience, to a world where toys come to life whenever humans aren’t looking. Woody, a toy cowboy doll, is the leader of the toys owned by Andy. Woody and the toys’ main focus is to bring happiness to Andy while staying safe and together.

Panic strikes the toys during Andy’s birthday party when he gets a new action figure. Buzz Lightyear is introduced. Buzz is high tech, sleek, and equipped with a laser, pop-out wings, and sound effects. Unlike the other toys Buzz thinks he is a real space ranger on a mission to save the galaxy and is not aware that he is a toy. Woody becomes jealous of Buzz because he replaced Woody as his new favorite toy which results in Woody trying to hide Buzz behind a desk so he could be brought to the family dinner. The plan goes wrong and Buzz falls out a window, and being accused by the other toys of trying to kill Buzz, Woody goes on a mission to retrieve Buzz.

Woody finds Buzz but they are left behind at a gas station and eventually are taken by Sid Phillips, Andy’s neighborhood terror, who finds happiness in destroying and mutating toys. While trapped in Sid’s bedroom Buzz sees a television commercial for his own toy and realizes the truth that he is not a real space ranger. Depressed after trying to fly out a window, Buzz is scheduled to be blown up using a rocket by Sid. Woody convinces Buzz that being Andy’s toy gives him purpose.

Working together with the other mutated toys they stage a rescue and break Sid’s habit of destroying toys, they then use the rocket to catch up to the moving van and safely return home.

I liked the movie as it was like the 1st cartoon I ever watched. I like how the storyline continues in the sequels. I give it an 8/10 because I think it could have been a little longer, or added more effects. You can watch ‘Toy Story’ on Disney+.

‘folx’ – friends& review: Part V

By: Maple Graham

cover art depicting someone riding on a red horse, looking back at a red cross on a pile of rocks
  1. “The death model appears when the body without organs repels the organs and lays them aside[…] no mouth,”

A parody of a Jeff Magnum interview—swapping out certain nouns and places with things relating to ‘folx’—with guitar and samples overlayed in the background, getting increasingly chaotic as it continues as the guitar gives way to what I can only describe as noise—a cascade of delayed instruments and other audio clips crescendoing to a wall of noise at the end. It’s a decent transition, of which I prefer the latter half a lot more. 4/10.

  1. “no tongue, no teeth—to the point of self-mutilation, to the point of suicide.”

Direct continuation of the previous entry. Could have been easily tacked on to the ending bit of it, so it gets a 1/10.

  1. “[…] the belief in progress and the faith that one could describe new times in new terms wanes,”

Sound of a tape recorder spinning to a pause, followed by reversed talking. 1.5/10, I wish this was touched more upon, as none of the tracks here—segues or otherwise—focus on reversed speech. The best example I can think of that closely resembles what I have in mind is “The Mind Electric” by Miracle Musical.

  1. “to be replaced by “the imitation of dead styles, speech through all the masks and voices stored up in the imaginary museums of a new global culture”.”

Starting with an entirely vocal performance of the word “no” repeated again and again, and samples such as horse neighs and banjos are interlaced. The song ends with a culmination of sounds all being played over each other, similar to “The death model appears when the body without organs repels the organs and lays them aside[…] no mouth,.” It gets a 3.5/10 due to the beginning carrying most of the replay value.

  1. “Playing in the Band ([doppelganger] w [repetitive strain injury] [impersonates] to [entertain] @ [the tribute artist music festival]) ([sInGlE_LiFe_fAnTaSy] [daydream#02])”

Right off the bat, this song feels like the longest thing in the entire album, and it’s split into two parts. The first leans into harmonics and actual instruments, while the second is more upbeat and rhythmic with chopped up bits from the first part. I really enjoy this track; 8/10.

  1. “So far as living instruments of labour are concerned, for instance horses, their reproduction is timed by nature itself. Their average lifetime as instruments of labour is determined by laws of nature.”

Harp sound effect very similar to “all so that they can then demand the cash for this service of love.”; 2/10—could have been something different.

  1. “As soon as this term has expired they must be replaced by new ones. A horse cannot be replaced piecemeal; it must be replaced by another horse.”

From the last song, the listener is dropped directly into another recording of a tangible place: a room with a radio playing, and a glass being dropped and shattering on the floor. It works well as a transition, so I’ll give it a 3/10 since it works well with the rest of the album in mind.

  1. “Both Sides Now ([grim reaper] w [self-destructive borderline personality disorder] [manslaughters] to [pivot] @ [the third space]) ([hEs_bReAkInG_Up_wItH_Me_fOr_gOoD_AnD_Im_wOrRiEd_tHe_mEtApHoR_Is_gRoWiNg_iNcOhErEnT])”

A sample being distorted and stretched out acting as a background to vocals that seem to come out of nowhere. A pairing of a violin and electric guitar serves as the adhesive for all these contrasting parts plus more samples. This song leans extremely heavily into the maximalist space a portion of the album has initialized, and it’s far from a bad addition. 7.5/10: it ends a bit abruptly, but the next track makes up for it.

  1. “(And you think, well, it’s not the sort of thing that you’d forget, killing yourself and your children, is it? But of course, it’s not the sort of thing that you could possibly remember.”

Primarily made up of vocals harmonizing with the previous song, and guitar to act as a nice backdrop. 5/10; I really like this as a segue despite its fleeting nature.

  1. “It is an exemplary case of that which must be repressed, the traumatic Real.)”

Another decent transition which combines a My Little Pony sample with a snippet of ‘Both Sides Now.’ It does its job as well as setting up the next entry; 4/10.

  1. “The Circle Game ([brony] w [chronic pain] [defrauds] to [live] @ [the social services hub]) ([hEs_gOnNa_mAkE_Me_bEg] [identity#04])”

Split into 2 parts as well, this track dives into a maximalist opening, before mellowing out in the following part. Vocals permeate the entire song, instead of being isolated in only select parts. I really like the bell samples and pitched choirs here—7.5/10.

  1. “folx returns to a cave dwelling, which is now, however, contaminated with the pestilential breath of civilisation, and which they continue to occupy only precariously,”

A My Little Pony sample being played out from the last song, ending with a car crash sound. 2/10; at least it’s separated from the last track because of its tonal shift.

  1. “it being for them an alien habitation which can be withdrawn from them any day – a place from which, if they do not pay, they can be thrown out any day. For this mortuary folx has to pay.”

The sound of a car’s engine revving with its flashers on—reminds me of a car stuck in a snowbank trying to get out. This is accompanied by an earlier track from ‘folx’ being played on the radio within the car. 3/10.

  1. “Take Me Home, Country Roads ([minotaur] w [schizophrenia] [surrenders] to [recover] @ [the family farm]) ([lIvInG_WiTh_mY_DaD_AgAiN])”

The beginning of this song is ear candy to me, made up of shrill synthesizers and other automated sounds that I can only describe as making the soundscape feel alive. This track cuts out frequently, adding to the novelty of it all and gaining bonus points from me. As I’ve said before, I appreciate artists who aren’t afraid to possibly mangle their work into something unlikable: for when they do get it right, it sounds much better. The other two-thirds of the track are made up of the classic guitar and vocals that most of the songs on this album have, along with the addition of a violin during the ending. The ending also utilizes the synthesizers from before, which is a creative decision I applaud. It gets a solid 8/10 from me.

  1. “Fragments of tunes providing minimal orientation in a labyrinth of abstract sound. Have you heard this before? You can never be sure.”

What it says on the tin. Samples crafted into a beat reminiscent of the last entry. Nothing more to say here; 3.5/10.

  1. “This Land is Your Land ([hobgoblin] w [stockholm syndrome] [loiters] to [serve] @ [his estate]) ([uNcOnDiTiOnAlLy_sUbMiTtInG_To_hIm_cOmPlEtElY])”

Something I can only assume to be a demo track of sorts: just guitar and someone singing in a room that certainly has no soundproofing or dampening. 5/10; I wonder why this was added as it was, and labeled as a finished song. It still sounds nice—it reminds me of other indie musicians I listen to occasionally.

  1. “[…] no eunuch flatters their despot more basely or uses more despicable means to stimulate their dulled capacity for pleasure in order to sneak a favour for themself than does the industrial eunuch – the music producer”

A whole bunch of “friends&” combined with Discord notification sounds, similar to “(Thus, when folx died, they said that they felt they had lost their eyes…).” 2/10: works well as a segue, but unoriginal when taking the entire album into account.

  1. “– in order to sneak for themself a few pieces of silver, in order to charm the golden birds, out of the pockets of their dearly beloved folx.”

A bit of the next song, played on a piano. The sound quality mirrors “This Land is Your Land ([hobgoblin] w [stockholm syndrome] [loiters] to [serve] @ [his estate]) ([uNcOnDiTiOnAlLy_sUbMiTtInG_To_hIm_cOmPlEtElY])” and people can also be heard audibly talking in the background. It feels oddly cozy, and it’s a 4.5/10 transition for me.

  1. “Blowin’ in the Wind ([friends& original not a cover]) ([iT’S_A_CoNcEpT_AlBuM_OkAy_!!_I’M_DoInG_My_bEsT_!!])”

Hatsune Miku comes back again to shine as a vocalist here, and it feels natural. The rest of the song is constructed with analog instruments, with patches of synths shining through. The duality of it all is really beautiful, and it serves to be quite memorable. 7/10; if the album ended here, I wouldn’t think much of it. It has a sort of nostalgic feel to it, which is hard to put into words. I’d just recommend listening to the track yourself to get an idea of what it sounds like.

  1. “The one who is possessed is also dispossessed – of their own identity and voice.”

A clock ticking with piano being played in the background. Noise is barely audible over the piano, which sounds sort of like an empty train station or some other infrequented public place; 3/10.

The benefits of doing MMA

By: Louise Wallraff

logo of studio The Art MMA: white on black face with short tusks and a helmet over a triangle with stars
Logo of the studio The Art MMA

Are you looking for a new sport? I would highly recommend MMA, or any other form of martial art, as they benefit you physically and mentally, and are incredibly practical. I started doing MMA eight years ago, and I can easily say it played a big part in who I am today: classes gave me confidence, strength, and surrounded me with incredible people, and friends I know who do different martial arts would say the same. But before we go deeper, what does “MMA” even mean?

The abbreviation “MMA” specifically stands for Mixed Martial Arts; it is a unique combination of many fighting styles that vary depending on the studio, but includes both fighting while standing and on the ground. Our studio focuses on teaching the basics of Karate first, then branches out into classes specializing in self-defense, forms & combos, grappling (usually Jiu Jitsu), and kickboxing. We use these skills to compete for medals, either by putting on performances, or by sparring each other. But above all, we are taught how to act like martial artists by learning things like self-cultivation, discipline, and peaceful conflict resolution.

Although Informal fighting has been around since humans have walked on the earth, documented “systems of combat” AKA martial arts have been discovered more recently. Earliest proof of martial arts was found in murals depicting wrestling techniques in Egypt (20th century BCE), and likely the first fighting system, Kalaripayattu, originated in India around the 3rd century BCE. Regardless of where it started, martial arts spread throughout the world, with countries like China, Thailand, Japan, and South Korea heavily influencing what martial arts are popular today.

MMA traces its deep roots back to pankration, an ancient Greek Olympic sport combining boxing and wrestling with almost no rules. It became a commercialized, mainstream sport with the founding of the UFC in 1993, with matches being won by knockouts, technical knockouts, and submissions. Although our studio doesn’t focus on preparing to compete in the sport itself, I still get many benefits from MMA.

The physical benefits of doing MMA consistently are very rewarding: MMA gives a full body workout and helps with every major muscle group! When sparring, core muscles are used to power all of your body’s rotations, and pivoting your hips to strike helps with balance. Upper body strength is used in quick punches and blocks, biceps for snappy uppercuts and hooks, and triceps and shoulders for straight punches. Calf and quad muscles are trained through powerful kicks. Even your neck muscles get stronger through every hit absorbed.

If your goal isn’t to be fit, think about the practicality of doing a sport like MMA: you build stamina in short rounds with high intensity fighting, you build reflexes as you dodge and block punches and kicks, you practice flexibility and resistance in grappling, and you learn how to protect yourself from danger. Most studios have people of all ages and builds, so you can feel prepared to defend yourself from bigger opponents. Our studio also practices what to do in real life situations in Women’s Self-Defense class.

Every MMA class I go to improves my mental health, and who I am as a person. The classes teach values like respect, discipline, humility, accountability, teamwork, and perseverance. Being able to let out all of my anger on a heavy bag feels like free therapy; it both reduces stress and helps me control my emotions. There is always room to improve in any martial art, but getting the hang of different skills makes me feel confident and gives me purpose. On top of that, the community at my studio has my back and has comforted me through many hardships.

As a girl who does MMA, I am aware of the fact that the studio I go to might be more inclusive than others. MMA tends to have a reputation of being centered on turning your body into a murderous weapon. For the sake of keeping this article short, I chose to focus on what I am most familiar with, but it’s important to know that Judo, BJJ, Kickboxing, Muay Thai, etc, are also very useful martial arts that teach different skills.  On top of that, every studio has a different way of teaching, so if you are interested, do research and pick whatever suits you the best!

What should you wear this Halloween?

By: Damon Trent

A Jack o’ Lantern made for the Holywell Manor Halloween celebrations in 2003 by: Toby Ord via Wikimedia Commons

With Spooky Season in full swing and October 31 right around the corner, high schoolers in hallways across the country are facing the ultimate annual dilemma: What am I supposed to wear?

Between loads of homework, or sports practice, or other things most students don’t have the time to put a lot of thought into their costumes. Whether you don’t have any ideas for a costume or you’re looking for a D.I.Y. costume to fit your budget this list is designed to give you ideas for your costume.

To kick off our list let’s start out with some pop culture related outfits. Most of the items necessary for these costumes you can find in a thrift store or in your house.

First we have The Athlete/Olympic Gold Medalist: to make this work wear a track jacket or athletic gear, add a fake gold medal, and carry a water bottle. It’s comfortable, warm, and zero-effort.

Then we have the Classic “Clueless” Throwback: a plaid skirt, sweater vest, and knee-high socks give an immediate nostalgic nod while keeping things fully school-appropriate.

And finally, the Y2K Pop Star: pair oversized denim, dark sunglasses, and a colorful boa or chunky sneakers for a complete music-video vibe.

Now let’s move onto group costumes so you and your friends can look amazing together.

A group costume we have is the Peanuts gang: you and your friends could dress up as characters from Peanuts. You’d need a Yellow shirt with a black zig-zag or a red shirt and blue blanket. You could also have someone wear a blue dress if there’s three of you.

But before you decide to wear any costume in school here are some things to keep in mind.

– Keep your vision clear: make sure you avoid wearing full face-masks or having any props that would block your vision in crowded corridors.

-Leave all prop weapons at home; swap out any plastic or foam weapons for harmless props like stuffed animals or books.

-And finally, prioritize desk comfort: make sure your costume allows you to sit, walk up stairs, and participate in class.

‘folx’ – friends& review: Part IV

By: Maple Graham

cover art depicting someone riding on a red horse, looking back at a red cross on a pile of rocks
  1. “folx make their own history, but they do not make it as they please; they do not make it under self-selected circumstances, but under circumstances existing already, given and transmitted from the past.”

Transition into another, consisting of a simple tune and other sound effects scattered around. I’d give it a 2/10 just due to its shortness.

  1. “The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living.”

“Bob Dylan” being sung—courtesy of Frost Children—followed by an organ chord; 1/10.

  1. “Desolation Row ([spectre] w [autism] [trespasses] to [safeguard] @ [the housing complex]) ([iN_ChArGe_!!_LiKe_a_bOsS_!!] [property ownership is the only remaining job] [LANDLORD ANTHEM])”

A well-designed and balanced entry, and one I really enjoy. It’s hard to pinpoint its exact genre, as it starts with guitar, vocals, and other samples and builds on itself until the end. This track also has a harmonica solo at the end, which sounds really nice. In all, it’s a song that unmistakably comes from this album, and I believe it to capture the essence and process put into every song here. 7/10—very well done, but not done quite as tastefully as I’d want it to be.

  1. “– “to give the listener the pay-off, the sanic money-shot, as soon and as obviously as possible.” […] there’s a tyrannical desperation about this [album]. It doesn’t seduce; it tyrannises.”

The segue into the next song, which is just a Green Hill Zone remix with added lyrics and an insane amount of auditory additives. This bit is quite lackluster in comparison, but it works, so I’m rating it a safe 3.5/10.

  1. “Blues Run the Game ([sonic] w [dysmorphia] [violates copyright] to [restart] @ [the city upon a hillzone]) ([wAiT_Am_i_oLd_nOw_??] [identity#03])”

As stated above, this song is basically a giant, complex Green Hill Zone remix—I’ve never heard any remix so unequivocally filled with as much content as possible that wasn’t just made for fun. It’s clear every sample was laid with intent, and it shows very clearly; it earns a 7/10.

  1. “This is no longer the cruelty of life, the terror of one life brought to bear against another life, but a post-mortem despotism, the despot become anus and vampire[…]”

A door closing, and audible breathing. This only connects to the next song; 1/10.

  1. “Capital is dead labour, that vampire-like, only lives by sucking living labour, and lives the more, the more labour it sucks.”

The exact same thing as above, combined with footstep sounds. 1/10.

  1. “Streets of London ([vampire] w [hyper-empathy] [coerces] to [mentor] @ [the community development]) ([gIvInG_My_iNtErN_EvErYtHiNg_sHe_wIlL_NeEd_tO_SuCcEeD])”

Whenever I think of ‘folx’ as an entire album, this is the first song I think of. Consisting of the now-standard guitar and vocals with other samples, this song leans much heavier into the samples and distorts them to create the song’s own unique backdrop. This song is very similar to “Man of Constant Sorrow ([android] w [autism] [phishes] to [network] @ [the city upon a hill]) ([bOyFrIeNd_qUeSt_bEgInS]),” and I think that’s why I like this song so much as well. It perfectly fits within the album’s sound, and it’s extremely catchy. 8/10; if you only listen to one song off this album, I recommend it be this one.

  1. “Vampires do not appear in mirrors. In the case of grey vampires — […] — this means both that they cannot recognise themselves as vampires and that their existence is entirely dependent upon the attention of the Other.”

Short intermission of water flowing and the a cappella of “Nobody but the Baby”. Works decently well as its own transition and sets up the next track nicely; 4/10.

  1. “If I Needed You ([siren] w [petulant borderline personality disorder] [blackmails] to [motivate] @ [the benefit concert]) ([mY_InTeRn_nEeDs_mE_AnD_I_NeEd_hEr])”

I imagine this song to feel tangibly unpolished, like holding a piece of pumice or a nail file. There’s so many sharper samples here, which sound smaller and take up less headroom, and then whoever produced this part added a staggering amount of them. Aside from this, it doesn’t have any special arrangements, so I’ll leave it here with a 7.5/10.

  1. “[…] a society that has conjured up such gigantic means of production and of exchange, is like the sorcerer”

Guitar combined with lyrics taken from ‘How Long Is Forever.’ Pleasant; a 5/10 transition.

  1. “who is no longer able to control the powers of the nether world whom folx has called up by their spells.”

Starting with piano, guitar, and bird calls. The vocals here are from My Little Pony again, and stay as such when the song plunges into a massive soundscape, arpeggiating synthesizers and other pieces bedazzling the listener. The song ends with a rough fade out, simplifying the last bit into something more digestible, and then breaking it further until nothing remains. 6/10, I really like the ending here, along with the rest of the song.

  1. “Leaving on a Jetplane ([fate] w [complex post-traumatic stress disorder] [corrupts] to [uphold] @ [the trauma centre]) ([f***_KiDs_tHeSe_dAyS_ArE_UnGrAtEfUl])”

I can’t identify the main instrument in this song: it sounds like an accordion but without manually putting air through it. The song starts with a slightly awkward solo, and when layers are added, the beginning instrument is revealed to be a harmony to the main melody. 8/10; the progression here is impeccable, and it also feels longer than some of the other tracks here in a good way.

  1. “The re-staging of the death is less an admission of ethical responsibility than an attempt to own it, to make sense of it. Such is the logic of trauma.”

This transition sounds like one of those unrealistic stabbing sounds you hear in action movies, now in isolation. 1/10, at least it bleeds into the next entry.

  1. “The Last Thing on My Mind ([ouroboros] w [secondary post-traumatic stress disorder] [perjures] to [reorient] @ [the experimental psychiatric clinic]) ([mAn_i_ReGrEt_wHaT_I_DiD_To_tHaT_KiD] [her accusations are true but im not goin”

Violin, vocals, and a guitar act as the main trifecta here in this track, along with a glockenspiel on the side. I mainly remember this song for the lyric “I could’ve loved you better” repeated over and over throughout the song. It’s a 6.5/10, and one I don’t have much to say from a uniqueness standpoint.

  1. “Self-contempt is a serpent that ever gnaws at folx’s breast, sucking the life-blood from folx’s own heart and mixing it with the poison of misanthropy and despair.”

The first half is an electric guitar combined with a sample from ‘Inside Llewyn Davis,’ while the second is the same guitar combined with synths, and another My Little Pony sample edited to replace all names with “folx,” the name of this album. It works well as a transition; I’m glad this one wasn’t cut up into a billion parts like some of the early transitions in this album. 6/10: memorable.

  1. “Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right ([hydra] w [narcissistic personality disorder] [betrays] to [satisfy] @ [the restorative justice zone]) ([gOnNa_mAkE_It_wOrK_WiTh_hEr_!!])”

The best song on the album thus far. I give it an 8.5/10 due to its length, complexity, and overall vibe—it has so many layers and feels impenetrable at parts because so much is all happening at once. Upon first listen, this song gave me a headache as I was trying to get the most out of my first listening experience. Maximalism at it’s finest.

  1. “Semio-capitalism is more like confronting the mythical hydra[…] cut off one head and three more grow in its place, […]”

Sound of a coin getting put into an arcade machine. 1/10.

  1. “The good old days of exploitation, […] meant the annihilation of subjectivity, your reduction to an impersonal machine-part; […] Now, there is no time away from work, and work is not opposed to subjectivity.”

The aforementioned sound continued. 0.5/10, just put it into the same entry as “Semio-capitalism is more like confronting the mythical hydra[…] cut off one head and three more grow in its place, […]”, please.

  1. “Moonshadow ([horseman of the apocalypse] w [gambling addiction] [misappropriates] to [restructure] @ [the private equity firm]) ([aCtUaLlY_GoNnA_MaKe_iT_WoRk_wItH_HiM_!!])”

A catchy end to this part of the album review, being a well-crafted song full of bits and pieces you’d only hear from a maximalist creator. It’s chock full of so many samples and bits that I can’t summarize succinctly. 7.5/10, definitely worth a listen!

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Why do shirts have collars?

By: Andrew de Sam Lazaro

Have you ever wondered why there is a small piece of fabric at the top of your shirts? What’s the purpose of them? Why do we associate them with wealth or status? 

Collars first began to pop up in the mid 15th century; they were worn by clergy in the Church in order to keep their tunics from rubbing against their skin causing irritation. Since shirts were undergarments for most of history the collar was the only part of the shirt showing when the clergy wore them. Eventually collars became a symbol of purity and humility.

This caught the attention of nobles, or royals, who adopted collars making them much more elegant and caused them to be a symbol of status. Royals wore ruff collars with pleats and lots of small details. The bigger and more ruffs a collar had the higher the status of the wearer was. 

Ruffs soon became less and less popular for their impracticality and people adopted collars much more similar to what you might see today. People kept wearing collars in order to protect their necks, but this did mean the collar often got very dirty.  All the way back in the 18th century washing clothes was a much harder job than now; people needed to use washboards and very expensive labor. In 1827, Hannah Montague invented the detachable collar – it was a collar that you simply buttoned around your neck. Since the collar wasn’t attached to a shirt you wouldn’t have to do nearly as much work to wash them.

In the First World War soldiers found traditional stiff collars inefficient and instead adopted softer collars. War imagery made the soft collars much more popular around the world, as soldiers who people looked up to were wearing them. 

And so, modern day collars are still on shirts because people see them as a symbol of many different things like status and occupation.

Types of collars chart:

Image of chart depicting different types of collars from around the world

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Olivia Rodrigo new album: ‘You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love’

By: Selena C. Thao

I went through Olivia Rodrigo’s new album and tried to describe her songs and what they thought they meant. I have included parts where she has said certain things about the songs themselves.

  1.  Drop Dead

The song “Drop Dead” sounds like it’s about a girl who falls head over heels about another person in the early honeymoon phase. She expresses how she feels about the person by asking multiple questions and how she always pictured them standing together. She even mentions how she “stalked” them on the internet and made them up in her head, as if she was being delusional and again, head over heels.

  1. Stupid Song

The song “Stupid Song” sounds like she expresses her overwhelmed feelings for someone new. Perhaps she hasn’t felt like this in so long and now she’s finally unraveling into someone new. In her lyrics she says, “You should feel how I feel when somebody says your name.” Meaning she most likely wants this person to feel how she feels and reciprocate their feelings back. She even says, “And I want you more than any stupid song could ever say.” Which definitely means that her feeling for this person are so big that it’s indescribable, which is a very overwhelming feeling. It’s like saying, “I like/love you so much, that words can’t even describe my feelings for you.”

  1.  Honeybee

The song “Honeybee” is about how a girl feels so deeply for someone that you overthink the fear of losing them. In her lyrics she sings, “And I hope I never see what your face looks like going.” And even says, “I love you, baby, I promise.” The lyrics have such underlying fear and attachment. She even “cheers” and hoping, hoping that this specific person will stay with her forever.

  1.  Maggots For Brains

This song is quite different from the others. Instead of feeling an overwhelming feeling of losing, she feels overwhelmed by being far from her loved one. She mentions how she tried to write but her mind was blank. It’s a song of feeling bored when your partner isn’t around and they’re the only thing you’re thinking about. She even uses metaphors like, “I’m a zombie in my body.” And “I’m a train off of the track.” Which probably means that when her partner is away, she’s feeling like the boredom is eating her slowly; and that’s when the title steps in, ‘Maggots For Brains’ because they eat your insides.

  1.  U + Me = ❤

“U + Me = <3” is about the relationship between two best friends who treat each other as if they were in a relationship. To me it sounds like this song is a “friends with benefits” trope. There’s not much to this song other than a fun relationship between two people.

  1.  My Way

“My Way” is about confronting another female acquaintance, or ex-flame, who is crossing relationship boundaries and lingering around her partner. She mentioned how this person continuously contacts her partner and sends them love letters, love text and tries to shoot their shot. In her song, she uses words like “take a hint” and says, “You’re posting another pic, and closing a note of his,” which shows her possession over her partner. “And some girl stepped over and the girl is you, yeah. You are in my way now.” which probably means that this person has stepped over boundaries and is trying to get in the way of her relationship.

  1.  Purple

“Purple” is about the loss of individuality, codependency, and the hurtful unraveling of an all consuming relationship. Olivia uses words like “red” meaning passion and “love”, and “blue” meaning sadness and longing. She mentions how she drives or walks past his town and feels like a tourist. The familiarity and recognition only hurts her from past experiences and moments.

  1.  The Cure

This song has quite a heavy meaning. It’s about the realization that falling in love cannot cure your internal insecurities or mental health issues. Olivia, herself explains that this song is mainly targeted towards younger adults that struggle with their own personal problems but block it off with love and even lust. Most young adults think that falling in love with the ‘right’ person will magically cure all of their personal problems and self-doubt, when really that isn’t the case. There’s this saying, “You can’t love others until you love yourself.” And that’s when half of the first verse comes up, “All the pretty girls in the foreground of my mind. I thought I’d be enough, but they keep moving the line.” It seems as if she’s so insecure and overthinking the fact that these other girls are so attractive, which only brings down her confidence but increases her self-doubt. In the chorus she sings, “But my head is full of poison and my heart is full of doubt. I got toxins in my bloodstream. You tried hard to suck out. And it feels like medication and it’s good for me I’m sure but it don’t matter how your love feels anymore; it’ll never be the cure.” She realizes that the love she is receiving cannot be reciprocated due to her self-doubt and low self-esteem.

  1.  Begged

The song “Begged” is about how you could want someone so deeply, yet beg for the bare minimum. She mentions how she’s patiently waiting for this person to step up and show her the love she wants, yet they make no move. Olivia explains that fancy trips or big romantic efforts don’t really matter if you have to ask for it. It’s the art of ‘noticing’ that makes it so special and romantic. “So I’m cool and forgiving, I’ll take what you’re giving.” It looks like this person continuously makes mistakes and doesn’t even try to show her love and passion but she just takes it anyway because she genuinely likes this person.

  1. What’s Wrong With Me

“What’s Wrong With Me” is about how she realizes that she’s miserable because of her romantic relationship and causes them to blame one another and distress between two people. She mentions how she always has a headache and says that she’s ’in love’ but for some reason she just can’t admit it and to follow up she sings, “I think you’re what’s wrong with me.” Which most definitely means that this person doesn’t do anything that benefits her; yet she just cannot bring herself to leave them.

  1. Less

The song “Less” is about a painful, failing relationship and its sorrowful end. She mentions many times how she wished the person would’ve loved her less and didn’t let her in so easily. When she sings, “You say you can’t stand to watch me cry a minute more. So you do the noble thing and open up the door.” It sounds like this specific person was willing to listen to her and give her the love and affection she wanted but due to her low self-esteem, the person probably gave up in a bitter way. But she also mentions she would try convincing them that her overwhelming thoughts are just her “intrusive thoughts” but in the end of her song she sings “If loving me means saying ‘Babe, I think this is the end.’ Well I guess; I wish, I wish, I wish you loved me less.” As if she was praying and wishing things didn’t turn out the way they did.

  1. Expectations

“Expectations” is about self-mockery and poking at her own dating patterns after splitting from her ex. The song gives off vibes like self-awareness and comedy where she pokes fun at claiming to have high standards while frequently ending up with men who fall short. She mentions how this guy claims that he has a perfect life and that he buys things for himself, but after a few months, she realizes that he’s nothing but a fake. She says that she’s secure, but because of her past relationships being so ‘low quality’ she makes jokes off of it. Saying, “These days I’ve got expectations. So I hit the new year like a single girl out of a Vegas bar.” She also mentions that she will be adored by whoever, which just shows her cockiness and confidence.

  1. Cigarette Smoke

“Cigarette Smoke” is about the lingering heartbreak and regret after losing someone that was so special to you. It’s almost as if she feels their presence like a lingering smoke or smell from a cigarette. The bitter realization that a relationship was nothing but a performance that one person suddenly stopped playing along with. “I thought that we played the perfect couple till you didn’t want the part,” is one of the most famous lyrics from this album and from this song. Because of these lyrics people say that person treated their relationship like a play where both people acted out and shared a script until the partner abruptly checked out. She mentioned the song about how much she regrets staying so long with that person and resenting her ex for lacking bravery and taking someone else’s side— “I resent you for not being brave. I resent you for taking her side,” which probably means that during this relationship, the person had another partner or friendship that obviously meant more to them other than his actual partner. “Cigarette Smoke” represents thoughts, memories, and emotional residue that linger in the air after our relationship has ended.

So, D&D’s just not your cup of tea. Now what?

By: Avi Wyler

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D&D is the only tabletop RPG many people are really aware of. It makes sense, to a point – D&D is by far the most popular and successful RPG out there. But it’s not for everyone. I, personally, have often found myself bored by how combat heavy D&D can be and don’t like how limiting character creation is. Sometimes I wonder how many people would have loved roleplaying if they just knew there were other options. Because there are other options. Like, a lot of other options.

In this article, I’m going to talk about some of the many different options that are out there for role players who are sick of D&D, or maybe they just want to try something new. This isn’t even close to all the RPGs there are though, so if none of these appeal to you, go online and see what you can find. I’m certain there’s something out there that will catch your fancy.

Storytelling RPG

If your favorite part of campaigns has always been crafting a story with your friends, or if you’re someone who loves the idea of weaving your own tales, then RPGs like ‘Microscope’ might be what you’re looking for. Microscope is an RPG with no set characters and no DM; the whole game is built around making a world and story with other people. You start out with an overarching concept and come up with events as you go – playing them out or narrating them with others. ‘Microscope’ gives you a lot of freedom to create the story you and your friends want, and it strongly encourages you to not create your story in chronological order. The game works best with three or four people, but you can play with up to five, or with as few as two.

Powered by the Apocalypse games

Powered by the Apocalypse is an RPG system created by well-known game designers Vincent and Meguey Baker. Along with only using 2d6s, one of the biggest things that I love about Powered by the Apocalypse is the way it handles classes. Classes in Powered by the Apocalypse are heavily tied to the world they come from – you’re given options for things like what you look like, how you dress or where you’re from that connect you to the setting in a really nice way. Some Powered by the Apocalypse games include ‘Monster Hearts’ (you’re a teenager monster dealing with all the struggles that come with being a teenager and a monster), ‘Dungeon World’ (a game very similar to D&D in vibes, if you still like a traditional D&D setting) and ‘Avatar Legends’ (an RPG taking place within the world of ‘Avatar the last Airbender’).

The weird world of tabletop RPGs

While there are a lot of RPGs that allow for a plethora of different stories and settings as created by the players, there are also many that are weird or more specific. Some of these include ‘Velvet Generation’, where you play as an alien trying to destroy the oppressive regime controlling Earth with the power of rock. Or, there’s ‘Lost Souls’, where you play as a lost soul in the afterlife. Or there’s the cozier ‘Teatime Adventures’, which has a beautifully created world and four campaigns to choose from if you don’t want to make your own. From ‘Thirsty Sword Lesbians’ (which is exactly what it sounds like) to ‘Extra Ordinary’ (kids with strange powers finding their way through a world that fears/wants to control them together), RPGs can be and are a whole lot of things.

Even though this was just a fraction of the RPGs that are out there, I hope this article inspired you to get out and find something new to play. Don’t just limit yourself to one way to role play, tell stories or fight monsters, inner and outer. D&D isn’t your only option.