| ATHLETIC EVENTS SCHEDULE: MAY 13 – MAY 18 | |||
| MONDAY | MAY 13 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 3:30pm | Varsity Girls Golf vs. Central | Highland National GC | |
| 3:30pm | JV Boys Golf Conference Match | Highland 9 | |
| V: 4:00pm JV: After Varsity Game | Varsity/JV Softball vs. Minnehaha Academy/SPA | Neiman Sports Complex | |
| 4:30pm | JV Baseball vs. Humboldt | HOME | |
| JV – 4:30pm V – 6:00pm | Lacrosse vs. Park | Central High School | |
| TUESDAY | MAY 14 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 11:00am | Boys Golf Conference Match | Highland 9 | |
| 3:00pm | Bus 1: 1:15pm|7:00pm Bus 2: 2:15pm|7:00pm | Track and Field Conference Prelims | Harding High School |
| 3:30pm | JV Girls Golf Conference Match | Cedarholm Golf Course | |
| 4:00pm | 2:50pm | 5:30pm | Badminton State Tournament | Como Park High School |
| 4:30pm | JV Baseball vs. Central | HOME | |
| 4:30pm / 4:30pm | Varsity/JV Softball vs. Roosevelt | HOME | |
| 5:30pm / 7:00pm | Boys Lacrosse vs. Tartan | Tartan High School | |
| WEDNESDAY | MAY 15 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 3:30pm | JV Boys Golf Conference Match | Highland 9 Golf Course | |
| 4:00pm | 2:40pm | 5:30pm | Badminton State Tournament | Edina High School |
| 4:30pm | JV Baseball vs. Humboldt | Humboldt High School | |
| 5:30pm / 7:00pm | Boys Lacrosse vs. Minnehaha Academy | Two Rivers High School | |
| THURSDAY | MAY 16 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 12:00pm | JV Girls Golf Conference Match | Highland 9 | |
| 3:00pm | Bus 1: 1:15pm|7:00pm Bus 2: 2:15pm|7:00pm | Track and Field Conference Prelims | Harding High School |
| V: 4:30pm JV: 4:30pm | Baseball vs. Como Park | V: Como Park High School JV: HOME | |
| 5:30pm / 7:00pm | Boys Lacrosse vs. Southwest Christian | Two Rivers High School | |
| FRIDAY | MAY 17 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 2:55pm | Varsity Boys Golf vs. Kennedy | Dwan Golf Course | |
| SATURDAY | MAY 18 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 9:00am / 11:00am | Boys Lacrosse vs. Totino-Grace | Griffin Stadium | |
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Half-dead, half-living
By: Pwe Doh Gay
This picture is of a half-dead, half-alive tree. I drew the tree half-dead, half-alive because of my other drawing of a half-sun, half-moon that looked cool, so I thought that a half-dead, half-alive tree would also look cool.
I like how it turned out, it is not as good as my last drawing, but I still think it looks cool. I like how you get to look at one picture, but with two different things on it. But I do think the image needs a little work on it. Like the branches; they need to be longer or add more of them and the same for the roots. I also think the leaves need to be a little bigger.
For my next image, I am thinking of drawing a cool optical illusion that messes with your mind.
‘Love/Sick’: Highland Theatre’s spring play
By: Erin Moore
The final Highland Theatre production of the 2023-24 school year opens Friday, May 10, at 7PM. The spring play is called ‘Love/Sick’ and is written by John Cariani, the author of last year’s spring play, ‘Almost, Maine.’
Dramatists Play Service says the following about the show: “A darker cousin to ‘Almost, Maine,’ John Cariani’s ‘Love/Sick’ is a collection of ten slightly twisted and completely hilarious short plays. Set on a Friday night in an alternate suburban reality, this ninety-minute romp explores the pain and the joy that comes with being in love. Full of imperfect lovers and dreamers, ‘Love/Sick’ is an unromantic comedy for the romantic in everyone.”
Rehearsals for ‘Love/Sick’ began Wednesday, April 24th. This means that this show has been put together in the span of two and a half weeks. Everyone involved: sound, lights, running crew, stage managers, the staff, set crew, and actors have worked tirelessly to turn this into a show that’s ready for an audience.
‘Love/Sick’ performances are in the auditorium at 7PM May 10th and 2PM and 7PM May 11th. Tickets can be purchased at the door in cash, card, or check. The prices are $5 for students and seniors, $10 for adults.
This is the final performance for the senior members of the cast and crew. That is why it’s extremely important to attend the show if you are able and support the theatre and these soon-to-be graduates, Lashia Lee, Aaron Armstrong, Sophia Paske, Samantha Tweh, Elodie Cummins, Alex Roepke, Isabel Stockwell, Dmitriy Mangal, August Kruszka, Evadne Pond, Claudia Hanson, Sally Norby, and Brooke Sinykin.
As this is the final production of the year, your next opportunity to get involved, aside from attending the show, isn’t until September. In the meantime, feel free to ask those already involved if you have any questions and check out the @hptheatrearts Instagram page.
Top 3 national men’s professional volleyball teams
By: Hyde Moua
As of May 2nd, 2024, these are the top 3 men’s volleyball national teams. Currently Poland holds the number one spot for 2024 with 421.14 points, beating the number 2 spot by 30.23 points.
Poland’s Men’s National Volleyball Team continued to show their formidable talent on stage. Led by Bartosz Kurek, Michał Kubiak, and Łukasz Żygadło who have been playing for Poland since 2005-2008. Emerging stars Wilfredo León, Kamil Semeniuk, and Jakub Kochanowski have been playing for Poland since 2019-2022, and have displayed exceptional teamwork and skillful play throughout the season. With their powerful serves, precise blocks, and dynamic attacks they secured victories against top-ranked opponents, securing their status as contenders for major titles. Their relentless training and determination has brought them to success, earning fans worldwide. As they continue to raise the bar in the sport, Poland’s men’s volleyball team has remained a force not to be underestimated.
In the number two spot of 2024 is USA with 390.91 points. USA Men’s National Volleyball team is known for its athleticism and competitive spirit on the stage. Having a team of seasoned veterans and newcomers, the team shows strength, agility, and strategy. They consistently demonstrate exceptional skill in serving, blocking, and attacking, earning respect from opponents worldwide. With a strong focus on teamwork and determination, they have achieved victories in prestigious tournaments such as the Olympics, and World Championships. The USA Men’s Volleyball Team continues to inspire audiences with their passion and dedication to succeed.
In the number three spot of 2024 is Italy with 342.43 points. Italy’s Men’s National Volleyball Team has a rich legacy of success and excellence in the sport. With a blend of old and new talents, the team shows remarkable skill and tactical abilities on the international stage. Led by excellent coaches, they show precision in every aspect of the game, from powerful serves to strategic blocks. With strong teamwork and discipline, they challenge top-ranked opponents, gaining admiration from fans worldwide. Their dedication to the sport and pursuit of victory has secured Italy’s position as an excellent contender in many tournaments.
In my opinion, I think all of these teams are amazing and they all have proved it to the world already. There are many up and coming top teams that I am sure will impress us and I can’t wait to see how well they will compete in future competitions and tournaments.
Operation Mincemeat: The deception that won the Allies the war
By: Joceyln Knorr
May, 1943. Operation Torch, the Allied tank invasion of North Africa, has just come to a close. Now, they are staring down the barrel of a much larger invasion—the Nazis have occupied Europe entirely, and are threatening to make the jump to the UK, too. It’s only obvious where the Allied forces will land; the Allies hold the strategic port of Tunis, and it’s only logical to make the landing from there. As such, Mussolini and Hitler have predicted an invasion, reinforcing the island with 100,00 troops. If the Allies make the landing there, they will surely be rebuffed; the task is now to divert the troops, and make sure that they’re expecting the landing anywhere else.
Enter Ian Fleming, personal assistant to Rear Admiral John Godfrey and future author of the James Bond novels. In 1939, he penned a document called the “Trout Memo;” it outlined several scenarios and strategies that may be applied when in need of a way to deceive the Axis Powers. At the time, the Trout Memo was considered outlandish, and it was shelved. However, in 1942, this memo was picked up by one Lieutenant Charles Cholmondeley. He was inspired by a suggestion in the Trout Memo—using a planted corpse with fake documents to lure German U-Boats towards mines—and the Turner crash—an American officer had died in a plane crash in 1942 after the engine failed over neutral Spain; forensic analysis of the classified documents he was carrying had indicated that they were copied by the Nazis—to write up his own plan. The plan was thus; a fresh corpse of service age, preferably deceased via drowning, would be obtained. He would be dressed in a uniform, forged documents attached to his person, and be delivered via submarine to Spain, where the fake information would be passed on to the Nazis.
This plan was accepted after a few minor alterations, and Cholmondeley was put in contact with Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu, the Navy liaison to Military Deception. Together, they sourced a body, procured from a coroner that Montagu knew from his lawyer days. The provenance of this body is highly disputed. Historians generally agree that the man was Glyndwr Michael, an unhoused man who came to London from Cardiff for work and died after eating rat poison. However, there is a small minority contingent that believe the body used was one of the men from the HMS Dasher, an aircraft carrier that took a hit in March of 1943. Either way, the body was used without the knowledge, and certainly not the consent, of the family.
With the corpse secured, Cholmondeley and Montagu set to work creating his new identity. A common surname, a rank of high enough importance to be carrying classified information, and a department that could direct inquirers to Naval intelligence all coincided, creating Captain (Acting Major) William “Bill” Martin. Next, they had to equip him with documents of the sort one might realistically carry on one’s person, reinforcing the illusion that this man was real. A fiancee was invented for Martin, by the name of Pam; a photo was provided by Jean Leslie, a secretary at MI5. Personal correspondence was also included, along with pocket change, stamps, and a medallion of St. Christopher. This was unusual in officially-Anglican England, but the justification was that Spain was mostly Roman Catholic—if the administrators handing the body saw him as a member of their community, they might be more inclined to trust him, and therefore the information he was carrying.
The deception itself took the form of personal correspondence between Lieutenant General Sir Archibald Nye and General Sir Harold Alexander. Several drafts were done, but were found unsatisfactory—eventually, they got Nye himself to write the letter, indicating that the British Army were to land at Greece, and their cover target was Sicily.
With all their ducks finally in a row, Cholmondeley and Montagu passed the corpse off to the crew of the HMS Seraph, a submarine used in covert operations. Acting Major Martin was launched on April 30th, surfacing in Huelva later that same day. Vice-consul of Spain Francis Haselden had been briefed beforehand, and knowing that the security of British diplomatic telegraphs had been breached, stressed the importance of the documents and how swiftly they had to be returned to British soil. Martin himself was autopsied and buried with honors, while his briefcase was passed along to Cadiz; there, it caught the attention of Karl-Erich Kühlenthal, one of the top agents in the German spy network. From Kühlenthal, the documents were passed onto Berlin, and eventually made it onto the desk of Hitler himself. Convinced that the documents were legitimate, German high command transferred their troops from Sicily to Greece in late May.
No official estimates of the impact of Operation Mincemeat have ever been undertaken, but casualties on both the Allied and Axis sides were few, owing to the small amount of troops that remained concentrated on the island. Most notably, the invasion led to the fall of Mussolini’s dictatorship and the return of leadership to King Victor Emmanuel III, who pulled out of the war afterwards. Captain Martin’s memorial in Spain has since been amended; it now indicates that the deceased’s name was Glyndwr Michael, serving under the name of William Martin. A short service, indeed, but one that saved countless lives.
JOYSTiCK Empirical Ep. 11: ‘Cocomelon: Play with JJ’ – Machiavellian Science Theatre 3000
By: Daniel Kendle
Babies are nice. Babies are cute. Everyone likes babies (except for those who don’t). Some babies, however, are different. Some scream, cry, wail to get attention. Some can’t do simple mathematics, read, or assert their viewpoint on a topic through civil debate. Thus, babies aren’t all that exciting to me, as a person who fancies such activities. I don’t care for the infants, nor do they for me, if I may ponder.
Granted, I’ve noticed something in our most recent generation of children. They seem to linger towards a heinous cryptid, an entity that feeds on their short minds – feeding them sludge in return. Yes, it’s time we talk about the dreaded horseman that has taken control of our youth.
Everyone, welcome back to JOYSTiCK, a serial that (usually) reviews any video game our grubby mits come across. Today’s mini-review is about the white whale of my time here writing articles: ‘Cocomelon.’
‘Cocomelon’ is a multimedia enterprise that came about in the 2000’s. The brand focuses on preschool nursery rhymes available on YouTube and other media sites, and is one of the most successful children’s entertainment companies in the world. It’s been estimated that the organization is worth around $500 million.
Now, I should note that I’m not exactly the target audience for these videos, let alone the game I’ll be reviewing today. I can’t say I’ll be getting a new fix on life from “Who Took the Cookie? Puppy Song!” or “Tortoise and the Hare Race” anytime soon. I mean, I have so many other things to do, like betting on horse races! When watching the latter example, I can’t have even half the fun because I can’t feverishly lose money [under ethical circumstances]. What’s a guy to do?
Well, for an adequate amount of fun, (and return on investment), you can play the all-new game in the franchise: ‘Cocomelon: Play with JJ.’ Released fairly-recently, the games are pretty basic: you play as JJ, the main character toddler in the ‘Cocomelon’ universe, as he explores various parts of his house and plays minigames. There’s also a collection mechanic, since you can get stickers after completing these games and/or exploring the house.
As a mini-review, I don’t have too much to say on the game. For a mobile game it’s pretty competent, actually. Because of the limited environments the designers had to create, each feels slathered in detail, and “hardcore fans” might be able to recognize certain elements in the rooms, but I couldn’t. All I can say is that the game is alright on the visual front.
In terms of gameplay…it’s fine? Like, when you’re 16 and playing a game designed for toddlers, things can’t be the most “invigorating.” You control the main character, dragging them around box-shaped places looking for stuff to do. Sometimes you can click on something to have it do a little animation, but these usually just act as a little distraction, probably for little kids to click on and lose their minds over. You can also find various members of JJ’s family, who also perform an action.
The nursery rhymes were pretty boring. Basically just think of a bog-standard kid’s song, slap a small little game onto it and repeat that a dozen times. For example, the “Yes Yes Vegetables” song has you feeding JJ. The “Itsy-Bitsy Spider” song lets you control a spider navigating a bathtub. Very simple stuff; you also get a sticker at the end of each.
In conclusion, ‘Cocomelon: Play with JJ’ is so small of a game it has basically nothing of note to discuss. Even if it was an ironic pick to review, the game’s still pretty lame. It could’ve used some combat or grotesque themes, because as it stands it’s a lame kids game. I give it a 4/10, which is probably more than it deserves.
COCOMELON DEMON: Are you sure about that?
THE REVIEWEE: Wha-? Who are you?!
COCOMELON DEMON: I am the very being that lives in your soul.
THE REVIEWEE: …
COCOMELON DEMON: I’ve been the one watching you since you were born.
THE REVIEWEE: But…I’ve never seen you before in my life.
COCOMELON DEMON: That’s the point.
THE REVIEWEE: But-!
COCOMELON DEMON: Shh…(strokes finger over The Reviewee’s cheek)
THE REVIEWEE: …
COCOMELON DEMON: (softly) Don’t let the voices hear you.
THE REVIEWEE: …
COCOMELON DEMON: Come. I have much to discuss with you (opens portal to Cocomelon dimension).
THE REVIEWEE: …okay.
(The pair disappear to the Cocomelon dimension).
JJ: Hey gang, it’s me: JJ! Now that the regular person writing for this serial is gone, I’ve finally got a body to control to voice the gospel of Eldresassigul, Flesh-Bringer of the Peasentfolk. My first objective is to proclaim ‘Cocomelon: Play with JJ’ as a 10/10 game. With such stunning graphics, tight gameplay, and witty dialogue, it’s clear that the game is set up to be the most influential of this decade, and I’m shocked by how underrated it is. After all, I’m the star!
Anyways, those who oppose the label will be sent down to the mines of the underworld to be sacrificed to cryptids of decay and famine handed off to our support team to receive a small talk about their “misdirection in life.” Until then, I’ll leave until my next review: ‘Cocomelon: Shadows Die Twice.’ See you then!
‘Shirley’ movie review
By: Fletcher Pike
‘Shirley’ is a movie that was recently released on March 15th, 2024. This film shows the story of congresswoman Shirley Chisholm (Regina King), and her effort to become the first female president of the United States.
Shirley Chisholm was a real American politician who was the first ever African American woman to be elected to the United States Congress in 1968. Shirley was born in 1924, a time period where people of color faced harsh discrimination and received little opportunities for jobs or places of power. But this didn’t stop Shirley from becoming the first African American female candidate to run for president of the United States.
This movie showed Chisholm’s accomplishments and determination to win the votes of the people to become president. She ran a strong campaign to convince the people that they should vote for her. She recruited a team of people that would help her spread the word around in order to gain more votes, some of which included Robert Gottlieb (Lucas Hedges), Arthur Hardwick Jr. (Terrence Howard), Stanley Townsend (Brian Stokes Mitchell) and Barbara Lee (Christina Jackson).
Due to this unfortunate time period for people of color, Chisholm faced several setbacks that threatened her place of power and her campaign to gain votes. Many people thought that she would not be eligible enough to even be a congresswoman. Even stated by her own fellow congressman, “Why [does] she makes the same money as the rest of us”, in which Shirley quickly defended herself and stood up to him.
I thought that this movie was amazing at incorporating the story of Shirley Chisholm and I found it interesting to watch Shirley’s campaign progress throughout the film. I liked the soundtrack that was used and thought that it did a good job of showing the years of the 60’s.
Overall, I thought that this movie was really good and I would recommend it to anyone that is interested in learning more about Shirley Chisholm’s story and how she led a strong campaign in an attempt to become the first African American female president of the United States. I think that this movie deserves a 10/10. You can watch ‘Shirley’ on Netflix.
For more info on Shirley Chisholm’s story, please visit:
‘The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology’
By: Sophia Elmstrom
‘The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology’ is Taylor Swift’s 11th studio album. Taylor had been working on this album for two years before her announcement at the 2024 Grammys. Many fans had been speculating that at the Grammys Taylor would announce her re-recording of ‘Reputation’. The album was originally called ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ but then at 2 A.M. the night that the album was released Taylor surprised everyone and released a double album called ‘The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology’.
On the combined albums there are 31 songs in total and the whole album is a little over 2 hours long. Many of the songs on this album are about the recent breakup of Taylor and her ex boyfriend of over 6 years.
- Fortnight (ft Post Malone)
- The Tortured Poets Department
- My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
- Down Bad
- So Long, London
- But Daddy I Love Him
- Fresh Out the Slammer
- Florida!!!
- Guilty as Sin?
- Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me
- I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
- loml
- I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
- The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
- The Alchemy
- Clara Bow
These 17 songs are all of the songs that are on the original album ‘The Tortured Poets Department’. Overall, these songs are very clever and the lyrics are catchy and well written. This album definitely stood up to the expectations of the fans but many people who are not fans do not think this album is very good. Lots of listeners said that the album had basic lyrics that did not mean anything. Although that could be true to many I believe that the lyrics did have lots of meanings and in order to understand it you would kind of need to know a lot about Taylor’s life.
My favorite songs on this part of the album are “Down Bad” and “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart”. Both of these songs are about the heartbreak that Taylor went through last year. I really like these songs because the lyrics are very sad while the music is very upbeat and happy.
I give this part of the album a 9/10 because a few of the songs sound a lot alike but I really liked them all.
- The Black Dog
- imgonnagetyouback
- The Albatross
- Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
- How Did It End?
- So High School
- I Hate It Here
- thanK you aImee
- I Look in Peoples Windows
- The Prophecy
- Cassandra
- Peter
- The Bolter
- Robin
- The Manuscript
This second album is very good but I do not think I have listened to it enough to fully give it a rating. My favorite songs so far include “Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus” because the lyrics are very good and catchy. I also think the same for “So High School” which is a song about her new relationship with Travis Kelce.
Another song that is very clever is “thanK you aIMee” which is a song about Kim Kardashian. Its a song about how all of the rude things that Kim said led to where Taylor is today.
I will give this album a 7/10 so far because I have not listened to it enough yet. I think the first album is better because I like the beats of the songs and lyrics.
Sports schedule for: May 6-11
| ATHLETIC EVENTS SCHEDULE: MAY 6 – MAY 11 | |||
| MONDAY | MAY 6 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 3:30pm | Varsity Girls Golf vs. Como Park | Highland National GC | |
| 1:00pm 3:30pm | 11:00am | 5:45pm | JV Boys Golf vs. Forest Lake JV Boys Golf Conference Match | Forest Hills Golf Course Highland 9 |
| 4:30pm | Varsity Softball vs. Richfield | HOME | |
| 4:00pm / 4:00pm | Boys Tennis vs. Harding | HOME | |
| V – 4:00pm / 6:00pm JV – 4:30pm | Baseball vs. Harding | V – Harding High School JV – HOME | |
| TUESDAY | MAY 7 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 3:15pm | 2:10pm | 7:30pm (2 buses) | Track and Field True Team Meet | Mounds View High School |
| 3:30pm | JV Girls Golf Conference Match | Cedarholm Golf Course | |
| 3:30pm | Varsity Boys Golf vs. Humboldt | Highland National GC | |
| 4:00pm / 4:00pm | Softball vs. Southwest | HOME | |
| 5:30pm / 7:00pm | Girls Lacrosse vs. Mahtomedi | Mahtomedi High School | |
| 5:30pm / 7:00pm | Boys Varsity Lacrosse vs. Mahtomedi | Central High School | |
| WEDNESDAY | MAY 8 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 3:30pm | Varsity Girls Golf vs. Humboldt | Highland National GC | |
| 3:30pm | JV Boys Golf Conference Match | Highland 9 Golf Course | |
| V: 4:00pm JV: 3:45pm | Boys Tennis vs. Mounds Park Academy | V: HOME JV: Mounds Park Academy | |
| V: 4:00pm JV: 4:00pm | V: 2:30pm | 6:15pm JV: 2:45pm | 6:15pm | Badminton Conference Tournament | V: Harding High School JV: Humboldt High School |
| 4:30pm | Varsity Softball vs. Kennedy | HOME | |
| V: 4:30pm JV: 4:30pm | Baseball vs. Central | V: Toni Stone Stadium JV: HOME | |
| THURSDAY | MAY 9 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| 1:00pm | Varsity Boys Golf 9-Hole Tournament | Como Golf Course | |
| 3:30pm | JV Girls Golf Conference Match | Cedarholm Golf Course | |
| V: 4:00pm JV: 4:00pm | Badminton Conference Tournament | Harding High School | |
| 4:00pm / 4:00pm | Softball vs. Central | TBD | |
| 4:00pm | 2:30pm | 7:00pm (3 buses) | JV Track and Field vs. Washburn and Southwest | Washburn High School |
| FRIDAY | MAY 10 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| V: 4:00pm JV: 4:00pm | Boys Tennis vs. Washburn | V: HOME JV: Kenwood Park Tennis Courts | |
| V: 4:30pm JV: 4:30pm | Baseball vs. Central | V: HOME JV: Toni Stone Stadium | |
| 4:30pm / 6:00pm | Boys Lacrosse vs. TBD | Griffin Stadium | |
| 5:30pm / 7:00pm | Girls Lacrosse vs. TBD | Two Rivers High School | |
| SATURDAY | MAY 11 | ||
| TIME | BUS TIMES | EVENT | LOCATION |
| V: 11:00am JV: 11:00am | Baseball vs. South St. Paul | V: HOME JV: South St. Paul High School | |
| 1:00pm | Varsity Softball vs. Mahtomedi | Mahtomedi High School | |
THE GRANTS WAR: ARCERIUM RISING 3
By: Hoaseng Thao
NOTE: This Article covers a war between fictional nations
BACKGROUND
Following the end of the First Continentals War in 1950, the Kirston Empire, located in the Eusonan continent, was facing an economic crisis that stemmed from its debts for its participation in the war. Their solution to this debt was to sell off parts of their territory for cash, resulting in the 1957 Treaty of Saant, which formed The United Republic of Litho and the Federal Republic of Envoa.
In 1967, the Kirston Empire elected a new Viceroy to the nation, Elena Oplau, the Fair Maiden of Saint Mons. Oplau, born in the city of Saint Mons, was a staunch supporter of regaining the territories of Envoa and Litho, which to her and her supporters, was seen as an illegal treaty that went against the vision of the Eternal Virgin Empress, Lyria Tran. On May 24th, 1970, Oplau, with the support of the grand congress, invaded Litho to regain its lost territories.
LITHOAN FRONT

On the 1st of May, 1970, Kirston forces invaded the United Republic of Litho through the Rikin plains, flowing through the Lithoan countryside with over a hundred thousand troops over the border through a massive armored offensive. The Lithoan armed forces were forced to fall back to the Grai Mountain Range, where they would put up an intense guerrilla war against the Kirston Imperial Forces.
By 1971, Kirston forces would deplete nearly half of its invasion forces, fearing of losing the sufficient manpower, the Kirston government began a massive recruitment campaign granting those who volunteer a large amount of government grants. This act of handing out grants would be used to coin the war as “The Grants War”.
Despite the large influx of volunteering troops, the Kirston forces were unable to move past the Grai Mountain Range, and as the winter of 1971 began, the Lithoan armed forces began their counter offensive. The Lithoan forces recaptured the country’s capital, Juno, on December 10th, however this was one of out of a few successful counter offensive campaigns, as the harsh winter conditions led to the fall of the northern region. The harsh winter would result in a complete halt of any major offensive by any side until the winter passed by. Oplau and her supporters needed a victory, but it couldn’t be won during the Lithoan winter.
ENVOAN FRONT

On January 2nd, 1972, another front was started, this time on the border with Envoa. Caught off guard by the invading Kirstons, nearly half of the country had fallen to the hands of the Kirston Imperial Forces within three days, with its capital of Ioniv falling in a matter of a few hours. By March 10th, mainland Envoa had fallen to Kirston forces, but the Envoan navy continued the fight, even scoring a kill on the pride of the Kirston Imperial Navy, the KIN Opposer in the second battle for Nolan Island.
By the first of March of 1973, a large mob of Envoan partisans successfully took over the city of Tuve, resulting in the large uprisings across the country and the successful return of the Envoan forces on the mainland in the battle of Crownady. The war was turning against the Kirston armed forces with the return of the Envoan armed forces, and as the war turned against the Kirstons, there was only one way the war could end.
THE GRANTED OFFENSIVE

As the snow melted, the reunited Envoan army and a hardened Lithoan military, forced the Kirston military to retreat back to its former borders. As the two armies marched into Kirston soil, they began to loot and spread fire to the Kirston countryside in a scorched earth tactic to demoralize the Kirston population, however this would only embolden those to defend what remained pure.
By April 10th, nearly 20% of the Kirston’s forests were burned as a result of the scorched earth tactic, but nonetheless the Kirston military still fought on despite the odds. As the Envoan and Lithoan armies crept towards the capital of Kirsto, pressure was forced onto the Viceroy, Elena Oplau, to decide the fate of the empire.
SIGNING OF SUKUYO
With the war nearing its third anniversary and the increasing pressure against the Kirston officials to resolve the conflict, it was time for the war to end. Oplau, unwilling to call an end to hostilities, insisted they wanted a conditional surrender but due to the harsh reputation of the empire in the war, neither side wanted to openly agree for a ceasefire unless an intermediary assisted in its conclusion. Upon hearing the news of a potential end to the conflict, the King of the Vaserian Federation, Crizk Flaw, hastily answered the call for the conclusion of the war.
King Flaw, was ironically, a flawed king. He spent the first 4 years of his 10 year administrative term trying to force congress to increase the powers of the monarchy, with Flaw often being warned by congress of being impeached, which was a warning supported by nearly every Vaserian. When the call for an intermediary to conclude the war in Kirsto was announced, Flaw readily accepted it to save his reputation.
On May 22nd, 1973, the officials of the three warring nations met in the Vaserian capital city of Sukuyo to conclude the conflict, and by May 24th, the conflict would end with Kirsto ceding parts of its territory to Envoa, and a controversial 10 mile wide settlement exclusion zone along the Lithoan border, ensuring that a build up at the Lithoan border would never happen again. In return for these concessions, the three nations agreed to work together in rebuilding each nation’s infrastructure; however, only Kirsto and Envoa would fulfill this deal.
By the end of the war, over 80,000 people were killed in the war, with at least a million being forced to flee or endure the conflict. Nearly 40% of the forests of Kirsto were burned due to the scorched earth tactics, but as of 2049, the country has reclaimed nearly 30% of the burned land.














