By: Daniel Kendle
In the game ‘Minecraft,’ a rare set of items are the 19 Music Discs. These discs can be found in a few ways, such as monster drops and loot in structures. They can be played in a block known as the Jukebox, causing a song to play. These songs are by various composers, including the artists Daniel Rosenfeld (commonly known as C418), Lena Raine, Samuel Aberg and Aaron Cherof.
However, just because they’re rare doesn’t make every disc “good.” That’s natural, and there’s definitely some that are better than others, and some that are worse. So, here’s a ranking of every ‘Minecraft’ Music Disc, listed from worst to best.
Discs will have 1 category they’ll be reviewed in: how good the actual song is. I was originally going to also judge them on how the disc looks and how hard it was to obtain, but I removed them as categories due to being too biased for my article. However, if I have anything to note about their looks or rarity, I’ll mention it in their section.
Finally, I should also mention that I have a very loose grasp on music theory, so lots of jargon and terms used in the medium will be absent here. Maybe that makes me unqualified to make this report, but what I do have is a very strong grasp on ‘Minecraft,’ as well as knowing what I like and what I…don’t but with that out of the way, let’s begin.
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No. 19 – “Stal” 3/10
“Stal” is easily the worst out of the lineup, and it’s clear to see why. The main instrument of the track, a recorder, is played without much of a melody or tempo, just screeching throughout. The song definitely feels like it was going for an ironic appeal, but just sounds cruel to the ears and never truly becomes what it sets out to be. As a 1-time listen it’s alright, but anymore and it becomes a dread to finish.
No. 18 – “Thirteen” 4.5/10
This is the first of 3 “story discs,” as I’ve come to call them. The trio don’t focus on traditional music, but instead audio that is used to tell an ambiguous story. There are fewer melodies and rhythms throughout the 3, instead there are sound effects that emphasize a horror aesthetic. These are cool, but due to the fact that they’re not so much “music” as audio horror, it’s hard to rank them higher than other songs here.
“Thirteen” is my least favorite of the trio, however. While I can appreciate the composer going for something different compared to his other discs, this never has much of a scary vibe for me. The other 2 at least have collective moments of both intensity and quiet somberness, but here it’s just a flat tone throughout. Strange siren-like noises are heard, but other than that and a couple other types of sounds, it’s very uninteresting and pretty boring.
No. 17 – “Chirp” 5/10
Now that the obvious worst 2 are gone, we can finally get to the harder discs to place. “Chirp” isn’t bad by any means, but compared to the rest of its family, it never reaches the highs that others hit. Interestingly, the main instrument at hand here is the Octigan, a piano-like keyboard from the ‘70’s that sounds unique, to say the least. I do like its usage though, but it nonetheless doesn’t save this track from being pretty forgettable.
No. 16 – “Precipice” 5/10
One of the newest of the bunch, “Precipice” is a disc that I’ve flip-flopped on since its introduction a couple weeks ago, as of writing this. My main issue with it stems from its overbearing melody; the entire track, from start to finish, consists of blaring synths that make the song very… boring? Repetitive? Either way, it’s definitely my least favorite of this new wave of music discs that’s been happening since 2020.
No. 15 – “Eleven” 5/10
The second story disc on this list. While iconic within the community and certainly a spooky listen, it has even less elements of standard instruments and notes. Instead, we have heavy breathing, matches clicking, and – my favorite – the sound of an unknown beast at the very end. It’s interesting, but again, not being a traditional song hurts its rankings here.
No. 14 – “5” 5.5/10
The final story disc! Not a lot to say here that I haven’t in the past 2, but I like the sound effects in this the most; they definitely build from the previous 2 discs in neat ways, but alas, this is the highest on the list that I can put it.
Also, this is the only disc that can be crafted, which is cool. That also helps it a bit due to being more unique. You craft it with 9 Music Disc Fragments, found in Ancient Cities underground, which are one of my favorite structures in the game.
No. 13 – “Mall” 6/10
This is the most relaxing of the discs, and I can see why. It veers into the LoFi area of song: a relaxing, quaint melody supplemented by synths and beats. In “Mall” it can be a bit forced and repetitive, but it’s all-around a good listen. Not one I’ll listen to over and over, but once and twice every blue moon; it’s solid.
No. 12 – “Mellohi” 6.5/10
“Mellohi” is an interesting one. Using a vibraphone, trombone, and accordion (among other instruments), it’s definitely one of the most unique discs here. It has what some call a “swing” vibe, to my knowledge named after the dance, but what do I know? Anyways, I like it, but it’s a bit out of place next to the rest of the discs, even the newer ones. Like, it doesn’t flow well if you listen to them all one after another. Nonetheless a solid disc.
No. 11 – “otherside” 7/10
This is the most controversial pick in this article, by a landslide. This was one of the first “new music discs” that have been coming since 2020, as I said before. A lot of people seem to like this one more than I do, and usually call it among the best discs. For me, I’m not so sure; it’s definitely good, but is a bit too slow for me, and I just find it to be repetitive, much like “Precipice.” Again, it’s a nice song though. I really like how it’s much more cheerful than other songs before, and has an optimistic vibe throughout that I enjoy.
No. 10 – “Blocks” 7.5/10
Pretty simple and laid-back, “Blocks” is the antithesis of older discs: a retro-esque track that uses some wacko instrument to give it a unique flavor compared to others of its kind. With that out of the way, I think this song in particular could’ve improved with some more dramatic elements, since the final product almost feels a bit too retro without much substance. Then again, maybe its simplicity is what’s fun about it, I don’t know. The bottom line is: this is really fun, and cool, and I like it!
No. 9 – “Cat” 7.5/10
“Cat” is a great track. One of the earliest, it’s another very happy and bubbly song that makes you feel as if you’re just discovering the ins and outs of ‘Minecraft,’ like you’ve built some stuff, looked around, and now you’re finally getting to exploring this vast world. Granted, another song later on in this article does this “vastness” idea much better, but for now this is really great. Bordering on an 8, but I do wish it had some louder instrumentals in the beginning, and throughout the song, to be honest.
No. 8 – “Wait” 8/10
Another short review. “Wait” is a quiet little disc, but is great for background melodies if you’re busy doing something else in-game and want to put a disc on. It’s not rocket science, but a lovely song overall.
No. 7 – “Creator (Music Box Version)” 8/10
Basically a shortened, simpler version of “Creator,” this disc is one of the few that’s a riff on another. It’s cool, and while maybe a bit high for a song who’s only real instrument is an actual music box, I think it’s very fun, and a bit creepy, which is perfect. It and its brother disc have such unique and different vibes when put against other discs, which gives them both high marks.
No. 6 – “Strad” 8.5/10
This was the most surprising disc on this list, partially because I get it mixed up with “Stal” all the time (which isn’t a good thing). Despite that minor setback, “Strad” is so cool and funky, and arguably uses the most synths out of any song on this list, which is really cool! Not ground-breaking or the best thing ever, but a sick track that I CAN listen to over and over.
No. 5 – “Ward” 8.5/10
When I say that “Ward’s” best moments are its first 3 seconds, that may seem like an insult. Well, it’s not. Those first moments begin with a haunting organ, followed by an eerie, yet much more suave and cool-headed song that’s also distinct from others. These top 5 discs all do something very different when looked at as a standard music disc in ‘Minecraft,’ and for “Ward,” it’s balancing both the grotesque and the funky. While I do wish it kept to the organ and creepy vibe, it’s still a great song.
No. 4 – “Pigstep” 9/10
“Pigstep” is easily the most popular of the newer music discs. Obviously a parody of dubstep music, it’s found in Bastions, one of the hardest structures in the game inside another dimension. It’s super great, and such an already-iconic track that it’s scary. It’s funky, it’s bold, and feels so unique. I really like it, as I imagine most others do. However, while it may appear at the top of almost all Music Disc rankings, it’s got a couple of nitpicks that bring it down slightly for me.
No. 3 – “Creator” 9.5/10
This is another one of the newest discs, and is the “normal” version of its music box version. It’s really great to see multiple variants of 1 song make it into the game, since the only times this has happened in the past are small parts of some songs referencing others. Granted, this is easily the best variant of the original disc. Pretty much everything from the music box applies here, except for that this one introduces electric guitar into the fray and it sounds really neat. What a lovely song!
No. 2 + 1 (Tie) – “Far” and “Relic” 10/10
I’m grouping the best 2 songs together because they’re the only 10/10’s on this list, and are each amazing. #2 is “Far,” the oldest of the pair. This one is similar to other relaxing songs here, but compared to those this feels much more somber, yet still holds a lot of optimism. Once again it’s primarily a song that emphasizes the vastness of this virtual world, but is just so good at it that it makes second place in the ranking.
Meanwhile, “Relic” is my personal favorite music disc in the entire game, with no discernible reason why. It’s just so good that it makes the top. It has some cool synthesizers throughout that makes it purposefully old-sounding. These make it different from all the rest, and lead it to being my favorite Music Disc in ‘Minecraft.’
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