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The Bloodbacks

By: Daniel Kendle

‘Seen far above, o’ frenzied prince, may the dagger pierce the heart of the enemy,

Trickling blood onto-us, the feeders, yes.

They’re coming, faster and faster, stags in rut…

Lucid serpents that want for the mere chance at substance,

Valhalla…

The blood is seeping. It’s coming quicker, faster

Fangs bared, so much so to deflect a silver “Bullit” 

May the gods see our fate, and envy it;

This night of naked lust and licentious frenzy shall be our curtain act.

Valhalla…’

– Unknown, ‘Vampyr Codos’ (1662, adpt.)


Plunged through the heart of the man, he shrunk down to the floor once again, hand briefly hitting wool sheets. He slumped down further, coiling into a fetal position as he weakly attempted to clasp his neck.

Magnus stepped back a bit, then forward. He peered down at the man – Arthur, as he would soon learn – and prodded their head with his shoe, turning it over. It was still fresh, though quickly turning gray. From his mouth, his teeth still had hints of fuschia spittle, tongue shredded along the top. A thin red line dribbled onto the floor, inside the wood cracks, and below. 

His fangs were slowly turning black.

Magnus smirked, and pushed the head to face away again. He straightened himself, adjusting his frill and brushing down his coat. With his job done, he relaxed, silently rolling his shoulders for a few seconds. The moon’s ascent wasn’t any faster than normal; who needed to hurry?

“A bat-toothed lunatic, that’s who,” Magnus answered (he often answered his own questions; a egotistical relic from childhood). He snickered, poking the vampire’s arm with the blunt of his mace. It quickly grew into a loose laugh as he shook his head, leaving the bedroom.

The arm he’d poked had begun to melt into dust.

The castle’s labyrinthine make was of little difficulty to navigate when entering, but after the matter of the bounty, it seemed impossible.

Upon first trespassing, Magnus made note of the path to the duke’s room: 2 lefts, a right, down the under hall, and up the spiral steps. From there, accessing the sleeping chamber was a simple affair, all thanks to a hidden entrance just outside of the bedroom’s door. Yet now, only minutes after going inside the chamber, everything seemed scrambled.

“Bloody vampires,” he gritted, and started off down the hallway. To make matters worse, the secret entrance had disappeared too. “Even post-mortem, they make things hard.”

These grumbling continued for a while as the maze closed in around him (cussing inevitably following suit). A window here, a suit of armor there… but suddenly, they’re gone? Something wasn’t adding up for the mercenary.

Panic began to set in. Without a safe drop from a window, Magnus was stuck on the highest floor. He started to jog in laps around the halls, darting through rooms he’d already explored in search of something new. He began to hyperventilate, dancing between taking his chances with jumping through a window after all or staying put. He brushed these thoughts aside, continuing down a manic trail, rounding and rounding in circles.

Finally, he stopped. Before Magnus was a grand dining hall, one impossible to have missed earlier.

‘Wasn’t another hallway here?’ He thought, though nonetheless entered. At the end was a pair of diverting staircases leading to 2 exits upon a miniature second floor. Both were lit by hallowing red candlelight, but only the left door had –

“The rope!” Magnus said happily, fist pumping slightly. He’d fastened a white knot around one of the first doors he’d encountered when first entering. While he had doubted its use in navigating the corridors prior, Magnus silently thanked himself over and over while he ran to the final checkpoint.

Suddenly, just before him, smoke began to coil and build. A tower of navy mist spiraled up in front of the adventurer, hitting the ceiling and stretching outwards like a tree. It churned for a few moments, eyes of demons visible through the vortex’s cracks. They screamed in agony, briefly stabbing claws towards Magnus’ chest.

Then, just as soon as it started, the smoke started to adjourn, wafty puffs slowly dissipating into the warmly-lit room once again. Amidst the ruckus of knocked-over furniture from the wind’s appearance, Magnus’ eyes were soon acclimated to the world once again.

“Magnus,” a voice calmly said, “it’s been some time, I opine?”

Dracula.” Magnus tightened his grip on his whip.

“You appear to be stuck, given your…less than collected bravado.”

“I’m fine. Really – there’s a door leading to the front gate right over the-!” He started, then gasped. The doors had disappeared, replaced with the same thick stone bricks that surrounded the rest of the castle. “B-bu… wha-?”

“This is a tricky set of corridors. Tsk.” Dracula shook his head. “Everyone knows a vampire’s lair becomes the bloodsucker’s tomb once slain. Not only theirs though, but anyone else’s who is found inside.”

“Never mind that!” Magnus roared. “Where’s the exit! You really can’t be telling me that-”

“You’re trapped?” Dracula replied. “Unfortunately, yes.”

At this point, Magnus began to panic further, eyes darting around the walls for a potential escape route.

“Please, Dracula. Is there any way to get out of here?”

“Well…Dracula trailed off, “there is…one way out.”

. . .

“Alright, so (oh, let’s see here)…er, do I jump with B?”

“No, n- here, you jump with A, and melee attack with B,” Magnus interjected, leafing through the manual. “Yeah, then switch your weapon with Y, and reload with X.”

“Oh, right. Uh…okay, I think I can…” Dracula paused, “I think I can do this. Give the magazine here, I wanna reference it.

“What? Dude, this, ahem, journal is vintage, 2001 vintage. You’re lucky I’m unsheathing it from my binder already.”

“I’d hardly expect the first ‘Halo’ game to garner such an occultist fanbase,” Dracula sniffed. He happily watched the Master Chief run around in circles, all while Jackal Snipers shot at him.

“See, this…this i-is fun, man!” He happily stammered.

God, man…” Magnus groaned. Still, he grabbed a second controller.

And the two new friends played and laughed all day long.

“X”

By: Daniel Kendle

“The accepted theory that the serpent is evil cannot be substantiated. It has long been viewed as the emblem of immortality. It is the symbol of reincarnation, or metempsychosis, because it annually sheds its skin…It was also believed that snakes swallowed themselves, and this resulted in their being considered emblematic of the Supreme Creator, who periodically reabsorbed His universe back into Himself.”

– Manly Palmer Hall

. . .

            A small crowd had formed around the cutout, varying sizes of men and women clustered together, trying to peer at the thin figure. They chattered, a collection of the like-minded. Emrys watched them from across the convention hall.

            The pop-up, a cheap plastic setup, was of some kind of video game character. He was clad in green, with metallic armor that segmented his arms from his chest, legs from thigh, and head from neck. A helmet rounded off the suit, giving off the impression of some kind of insect. In his hand was a sword – sword? Gun? Emrys couldn’t tell – that almost glowed, being a light blue with 2 separated, parallel blades. To the side, a small signpost read, “‘HALO: INFINITE 2: 2 INFINITE 2 HANDLE’ – COMING SOON TO GAMEPASS.”

            Fans gawked; clearly, this character meant a great deal to each of them. A couple had pushed their stroller in a blitz to be first, where the pair were now taking photos of the pop-up with their baby, much to the ire of unamused attendees.

            Emrys stroked his lanyard’s cloth, up and down, then back again. He felt the cool plastic, then warm weaving as he brushed his fingers over the letters “E3.” He was fairly anxious; his foot had fallen asleep despite constant tapping.

            His brother was now 30 minutes late to arrive.

            “Mr. Bach?” A curious voice came from behind him. Emrys turned to face an older man, somewhere in his 50’s. His hair was white, shirt, blue, and he wore a necklace similar to his, only with a gold trim. “I was told to expect your arrival for the tour.”

            “Oh, uh,”  the boy said, quickly sneaking another look outside at cars and gulps, “yes, that’s me.”

            “Wonderful. Please, if you’ll follow me – Microsoft’s conference will be beginning soon, and the rest of the group is getting…antsy.

            Emrys nodded, and the man and boy started off toward the convention hall’s innards. The man’s sunken eyes occluded subtle thought, and Emrys ignored any attempt to vie for a conversation. They walked in silence, with the roar of surrounding guests replacing a dialogue.

            “…and we hope that, in today’s showcase, you’ll see the Power. The Power…” a green-shirted speaker said, “…of ‘X.’”

            The thickly-packed crowd cheered. Lights flashed, then dimmed, and the stage was enveloped in dense smoke. Emrys and the other tour members smiled; this was it. The Microsoft presentation. It was E3 2037, and the company behind your favorite data encryption controversies was only moments away from announcing their newest console. The lights further dimmed, and a low murmur from the crowd became a raucous roar as the CEO of Microsoft, Mike Rosoph, strolled onstage. He gripped the microphone in one hand, pocketing the other. Clapping soon followed.

            “Yes, yes, hello, my loyalists,” he chuckled, “and welcome to E3 2037. Haveth the dawn cometh soon?”

            “Soon and well, master ‘Soph,” Emrys and the crowd repeated. They all did a gesture with their hands as if their digits were a game controller; a cult-like symbol.

            ”We here at So-er, Microsoft, have much to show y’all today. A fact indeed – as for Sony, well, that promise is merely a farce” The crowd laughed softly. Rosoph pulled out a clicker and clicked it a few times. See, using the clicker, he was able to catalyze his joke through audible response, letting the audience know when to laugh. See also the fact that Mike Rosoph was a narcissist.

            “We’ve a good handful of exciting announcements for you chuckle-ducks. ‘DOOM: Song of the Damned,’ ‘Fallout 2020,’ and a new screenshot of the horses in ‘The Elder Scrolls VI,’” Rosoph said. Another cheer went up. It had been only months since a fan programmed ‘DOOM’ to run on a stretched piece of the muscle tissue of a pig; who knew what else the future had in store for the series?

            “However,” Rosoph continued, “we also have, erm…another surprise in store. And hey, I suppose it’d be right to show y’all now, huh?” The crowd cheered again. The CEO pointed his now-glowing clicker at a black box hung above the stage. It began to descend, with more smoke wrapping around its edges.

            “I ask this to everyone: do you have any guesses as to what this box means?”

            A sea of heads turned. The cube was alien, really – it was so large, unlike anything they’d seen before. Murmurs spread, and a hand rose.

            “Uh…er…a collaboration with N-Nintendo?” A lowly voice asked. Rosoph chuckled again, just as a trained sniper from the back of the auditorium readied a shot on the unfortunate man.

            BAM.

            The CEO smiled tightly, brushing a bloody tooth aside with his shoe. He clasped his hands together.

            “Unfortunately, no. Instead, the boys and I down in Silicon Valley have been tinkering around with some new space-age tech for you ruffians to fiddle with. What we have here today is, well, let’s just say a prototype for a soon-to-launch update for our Game Pass subscription.” The man shifted a bit in his spot during the last sentence.

            The crowd roared. Rosoph clicked a couple times again, and the cube opened like a sideways music box. An even thicker, greener plume of smog seeped from the growing crack. A noxious stench wafted through the air.

            “We all have hobbies, yes – and it just so happens that ours has its limitations. See, my team’s been trying to figure out how to best merge video games and reality together, to leave behind the screen, the VR headsets, all that jazz. And so, we here at Xbox Studios and Microsoft proudly present…Gamepass X.”

            A shaded figure could now be seen from inside the box, seemingly tied up with rope and chains. It took Emrys a minute to adjust to the smoke, but once he did, he wished he could look away. He wished he could vomit.

            It was his brother.

            A torpid knot in Emrys’ stomach curled, loosened, then curled again. The gamers around him paused in shock, then slowly began to clap. This spiraled; the applause evolved into a rhythmic clapping sensation. Rosoph clicked the clicker a final time, then threw it to an assistant offstage.

            The boy began moving forward. He tried muscling his way to the front of the audience, now a standing mass that obscured most of the presentation.

            “Do you want to see? Do you?!” Mike Rosoph screeched, electrifying the chorus before him. “See me, gods; be my acolyte!”

            With that, the box closed around Emrys’ brother once again, with only a sliver of green light poking through. Screams echoed through the cube as the lights dimmed, and a spotlight remained on the shape, transfixed. People slowly quieted as the moans continued, until all remained in awe of the horror before them. Emrys was the only attendee still in motion, struggling towards the sight.

            Ding! The cries stopped suddenly, and steam silently erupted from the box, unfurling once again. Emrys stopped in his tracks, startled. He was only a few feet away from the stage.

            For a moment, everything stood still. The sun, the moon, and everything in between paused as onlookers watched the future turn and writhe. Then, a giant, green, raptorial leg reached high into the air, then slowly set back down onto the concrete below again. A skin-wrapped arm next, then a long, scythe-like tail. Visions of blood filled Emrys’ head as he began backing away.

            Then, just before he turned to flee, he noticed a mark on the stretched skin of the newly-emerged bat-like wing.

            It was an X.

STATE OF THE WORLD | ARCERIUM RISING

By: Hoaseng Thao

Much has changed since the First Continentals War (1948-1956). The dawn of the new millennium marked a new and haunting era for the world; a cold war began as soon as the time ticked to January 1, 2000, and the contenders were the Vaserian Federation and the Democratic Union of Kavara. Both nations wield the divine powers of Arcerium warheads, the same design of weapon used to end the First Continentals War.

“Vaserian Federation flag (left) and the Democratic Union of Kavara flag (right)”

Vaseria and Kavara began to amass their military might and collect new allies to compete for world dominance, and it all came to a head when Kavaran ally, Alakis, invaded the Vaserian ally, Krinia in 2023, marking the beginning of the Second Continentals War. It was a relatively short war that ended in a ceasefire, not because one side was faltering but because of an event so devastating it would change the course of the entire world.

The event was known as the Arcerium Rising.

On October 5th, arcerium fields within the Arcerian continent erupted abruptly across the entire continent, contaminating it with arcerium and arsoulium. The damage done was severe enough that two warring superpowers chose to end hostilities and clean up the disaster. All events following Arcerium Rising would shape the future of the world, whether it be for the best or worst.

The year is 2049, and this is the state of the world.

NOTABLE FACTIONS

It is clear that for a nation to survive in this new world, they would need more than just an army, they would need the help of other nations not only for security but to turn a bark into a roar on the international stage.

PATO (POLARIS ALLIANCE TREATY ORGANIZATION) 

PATO is a global organization led by the Vaserian Federation, their goal is to keep the Kavaran threat at bay while guaranteeing the security of the free world whether it be through peaceful means or by intervention. Some call them an alliance of self-righteous bullies.

CDP (CROATOKE DEFENSE PACT)

The CDP is a pact formed, and led by, Kavara, mainly to secure as many allied states around the world; its goal is to expand the influence of its member states by any means necessary. Despite having the word defense in its name, the alliance has been responsible for starting many conflicts including the Second Continentals War.

ON (ORGANIZATION OF NATIONS)

The ON is an intergovernmental organization that seeks to maintain international peace and security by all means possible. But if peace cannot be achieved peacefully, they can always rely on their peacekeepers who tend to keep the peace by force and force only.

ISAO (INDEPENDENT STATES OF ARCERIA ORGANIZATION)

When the Arcasian Civil War broke out following the Arcerium Rising event, an alliance of Arcasian states began to fight a war for independence. To many, they are terrorists taking advantage of a terrible situation, but to many, they are freedom fighters reclaiming lost land.

CONFLICTS IN MOTION

ARCASIAN CIVIL WAR (2023-present)

“Map of Arcasia”

The Arcasian Civil War is the deadliest war to have ever occurred, when the Arcerium Rising event began, it sent the already unstable Federal States of Arcasia into turmoil, and the states within sought independence.

“The flag of the Federal States of Arcasia”

Not wanting to face embarrassment from the international community, the Arcasian government kept everything under wraps, isolating itself from the world and keeping the war and their failures to contain arcerium a secret until 2034, when they finally asked for international intervention.

“Actors involved in the Arcasian Civil War, red = fight, blue = support, grey = some support”

What happened in those 11 years remains a mystery, but what is known is that a billion people used to live in what is now the Arcerium Rising Exclusion Zone, and their whereabouts remain a mystery. What is happening now in Arcasia is complicated, but what is certain is that this war is not going to end any time soon.

ORBESJKAN CIVIL WAR (2030-present)

“Map of Orbesjka”

The Orbesjkan Civil War began when the government allowed some states autonomy over their regions before they could declare independence. This was done so that some regions could transition into independent nations peacefully, but only a few selected states were given this treatment.

“The national flag of the United Principalities of Orbesjka”

In 2030, states in the northern regions, feeling neglected by the government, declared independence with the support of the CDP, and began a war to free other states in the south, beginning the Orbesjkan Civil War.

HOSHIRAN CIVIL WAR (2046-present)

“Map of the Kingdom of Hoshira”

The Hoshiran Civil War began when the Suineng hydroelectric dam broke apart and killed nearly fifty thousand people. The dam was known to be in a dire state and yet the government refused to do anything about it. Fed up with the government, the citizenry began to revolt against the government and formed warlord states to solve what they believed were the issues that plague their kingdom.

EPREAU-INDO WAR (2043-present)

“Map of Epreau and Indoshia”
“Flags of Republic of Indoshia (left) and the Republic of Epreau (right)”

The Epreau-Indo War is a conflict between the Republic of Epreau and Republic of Indoshia that began after border clashes led to the deaths of several border troops from each side, which then spurred an all out war between the two nations. As of 2049, the war has hit a stalemate.

DRONGO-ZEHERA WAR (2048-present)

“Map of Zehera and Drongo”
“Zeheran Union flag (left) and the flag of the Republic of Drongo (right)”

In their attempt to regain lost territories, The Republic of Drongo, alongside their CDP allies, declared war on the Zehera Union. Although Zehera was no match for the full might of the CDP, the failures of the Drongon army in the first few weeks of their invasion saw the CDP pull out of the conflict and to merely advise the Drongon’s into “winning” the war.

WHAT LIES AHEAD

The future of this world hinges on the cool steady minds of its inhabitants, one fatal error could send every living being to have ever lived to their maker. If the world ignites in total war again as it did so long ago in Koldr and in Krinia, there will be no winners or losers, only survivors.

War is human nature, and we are doomed to repeat it.

JOYSTiCK Non-Review: Will the Nintendo Switch 2 result in a 2nd US Civil War?

By: Daniel Kendle

*Note: The following is a satirical take on the release of Switch 2 teaser.

Photo of Elon Musk by Debbie Rowe via Wikimedia Commons

WASHINGTON, D.C. – On Thursday, January 16, Nintendo posted a teaser for a new upcoming console, alongside the company’s international affiliates. Roughly 2 minutes in length, the video showcased the Nintendo Switch 2: a successor to the soon-to-be 8-year-old system of the same name.

Notable for both its physical and internal upgrades, many astute fans of the original Switch have noted its needed – albeit simple – updates to its older brother. While controversies have risen due to these occasionally-minor changes, many have agreed upon feeling relief and excitement about the console’s acknowledgement. A follow-up direct, focused on software is slated for April 2, 2025.

Around the same time, however, came the inauguration of now-president Donald J. Trump, seceding the former Joe Biden. Also mired in controversy, the election’s collision course has coincided with the console’s public reveal, leaving some to connect the 2 in various ways – most of all, the Presidents.

“I saw [the trailer] the Friday after – yeah, it was cool,” said Trump, immediately following a press conference in Atlanta. “I was like, ‘Vance, did you see this?’ And he was like ‘Yeah,’ and we fist-bumped. I dunno, man […] but I thought the new Joy-Cons were sick. Larger, too. I was talking to Joe ‘bout it a week later; he was tripping too. Did these (gestures) hand…things. Yeah. I was like, ‘Hunter would love this,’ and he laughed, and agreed. Hunter loves Mario; he’s so cool.”

Now-former President Biden was also open to an interview.

“Donnie and I had gotten off a meeting when the trailer dropped; some real good [explicative]. I was less enthused at first, really: I saw Donkey Kong’s new redesign during the ‘Mario Kart’ segment and was like ‘Damn, this too?’ Then Trump came over to my place and we played ‘8 Deluxe’ for a while…felt good. Felt better. Kamala was excited, too – did a backflip over her desk. Favorite reveals? Shoot, uh […] like, maybe the, tch, backwards compatibility? Y’know, being able to play my Switch library at launch is a treat. Gotta do a run of my favorite, uh, Switch game: ‘Balan Wonderworld’.” (Note: immediately following the latter-most statement, former President Biden was lobbed in the head with a snowball).”

While these 2 men proved satisfied with the new system’s reveal, other political figures – including some close with the country leaders – were less than optimistic about the trailer.

“It’s [explicative], pardner,” said Elon Musk, in the process of bathing himself with the blood of a sheep when we interviewed him. “Jus’ trash all-‘round. I’m happy for…you know, I’m happy fer those excited, but like, really? After 8 years o’ buildup, we git some gall-darn magnets for them controllers?! Y’all need some bett’r standerds. Rattlesnake tumbleweed cactus.”

With the division with Trump’s republican cabinet apparent, some citizens question whether or not a feud will brew from inside – and possibly spill out into the rest of the US. It’s been close to 200 years since our country’s first Civil War, and in our current day and age, political events and conspiracies have led to heated debate between sectors of the 50 states.

Whether or not the Nintendo Switch 2’s existence will culminate in a new Civil War is yet to be said, but until then we can only speculate, both on the system and our country’s political affairs. Only 1 thing’s certain, however: if this new console has any form of Joy-Con drift again, I think the nukes are gonna drop.