Category Archives: Entertainment

Recipe review: Kitchen Sink cookies

By: Austin Bailey-Zimmerman

Ingredients

  • 1 cup salted butter softened
  • 1 cup light brown sugar
  • ½ cup granulated sugar
  • 2 large eggs
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 2½ cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup milk chocolate chips
  • 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
  • 1 cup crushed pretzels
  • 1 cup potato chips
  • 4 graham crackers broken up
  • 1 cup toffee bits
  • Flaky sea salt for garnish

Instuctions

  1. Preheat the oven to 375°F.
  2. Line two baking sheets with parchment paper.
  3. In a large mixing bowl, beat together the butter and the sugars until they are creamy and combined, about 2-3 minutes
  4. Add in the vanilla and the eggs and beat again, until everything is evenly mixed together.
  5. Stir the flour, salt, and baking soda into the wet ingredients and mix.
  6. Add the milk chocolate chips, semi-sweet chocolate chips, crushed pretzels, potato chips, graham cracker pieces, and toffee bits into the mixture and stir just until evenly distributed.
  7. Scoop 1/3 cup sized balls of cookie dough onto the cookie sheets lined with parchment paper. Space them about 1 to 2 inches apart to allow for spreading.
  8. Bake the cookies for 10-12 minutes until golden brown
  9. Top with the flaky sea salt.
  10. Enjoy!

Review

I made these cookies for my friends and I to have. I have never tried to make these types of cookies before, and I was very pleased with the outcome. I absolutely loved the sweet chocolate, caramel, and graham crackers paired with the salty chips and pretzels. I also loved how crunchy the chips were along with the gooey chocolate and caramel. Overall, the cookies were very balanced, and the flavors compliment each other greatly.

I had decided to make these cookies because they honestly just looked so fun! My friends and I decided to have a bonfire because it was finally getting warm outside again, and I thought it would be great to have a treat with it. It was really enjoyable to make with my friends, we had a great time, and the outcome was so worth the time spent making them.

These cookies would be great for any occasion, whether it be a holiday, party, or just for fun. It is a great thing to make with your friends and family!

I got this recipe from House of Nash Eats by Amy (https://houseofnasheats.com/kitchen-sink-cookies). She did a great job with this recipe; it was all very easy to follow and to make.

I really enjoyed making these cookies, and had an even better time eating them with my friends! Try this recipe for yourself! Enjoy!

My review of ‘Bad Influence: The Dark Side of Kidfluencing’

By: Sasha Deans

I just watched a new show on Netflix called ‘Bad Influence’, and it’s intense. It’s all about Piper Rockelle, a famous YouTuber, and her mom, Tiffany. At first, I thought it was going to be about fun behind-the-scenes stuff, but it was actually kind of heartbreaking.

The show talks about how multiple groups of kids who used to be in Piper’s videos said they were treated very very badly. They said Piper’s mom yelled at them, made them do weird things, and even made them feel unsafe and made them work everyday 11am-1am; no breaks. Also, if they choose to leave because they felt unsafe, Piper’s team would find some weird way into shadow banning their channels, so they were blackmailed into staying for so long. Eventually, 11 of them went to court about it!

I liked how the show made you think about what it’s really like to be a kid influencer. Everyone always sees silly fun videos, but this showed that there’s a lot going on behind the camera. It made me feel bad for the kids, and also made me wonder how many other kid influencers in the world might be going through the same thing. Some parts were hard to watch, like with the sexual abuse her mom was doing to the other kids.

Piper and her mom didn’t talk in the show since they are quite literally still making “crush content“*, and are still trying to make money off of Piper, even though she’s 17, so we didn’t get to hear their side very much. Still, it was super interesting and kind of shocking.

*To clarify, “crush content” is where they market the kids by giving them a “crush“. It brings a lot of attention and views and they even audition for the role! Her current “crush person“ is Capri.

If you’re into YouTube drama or like shows that tell the truth, this is definitely one to check out

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

It’s not fun-fun, but it’s important and eye-opening.

Salted Tahini Chocolate Chip Cookies

Byt: Evie Beaumaster

The original recipe asks for:

  • 8 tablespoons/113 grams unsalted butter at room temperature
  • ½cup/120 milliliters tahini, well stirred
  • 1 cup/200 grams granulated sugar
  • 1 large egg
  • 1 egg yolk
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons/150 grams all-purpose flour, or matzo cake meal
  • ½teaspoon baking soda
  • ½teaspoon baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1¾cups/230 grams chocolate chips or chunks, bittersweet or semisweet
  • Flaky salt, like fleur de sel or Maldon

Makes 12 to 18 cookies

This recipe was so fun to make. It took a long time to make though, but it was so good! I really enjoyed the warm salty cookies that I got out of this recipe. I would totally make this recipe again.

To make these cookies you need to mix together the dough in an electric mixer. Then you need to refrigerate for at least 12 hours; this was the hardest part of the recipe and it is why the recipe took so long. The total baking time was about 15 minutes and it took a long time to bake all the batches of cookies. 

The baking and waiting time were a lot but overall the cookies were super good! This recipe was pretty easy to make, just throw all the ingredients into your electric mixer. The dishes used were also minimal because of this. The cookies came out of the oven warm and chewy with a bit of a salty taste that went great with the dark chocolate chips I used. Most people would say that they don’t like salty cookies but these are great! 

When I started making these I was worried that the tahini might be too strong for these cookies and it would be all that you could taste. But in the end, these cookies were perfect, the tahini added a slightly salty taste to the cookies and the flaky salt sprinkled on top just helped bring out the slight tahini flavor. I would say that people who might not like the taste of tahini as much would still love these cookies. For anyone who might not know what tahini is, it is like sesame paste and it tastes like a saltier version of peanut butter in my opinion. I like it plain as a substitute for peanut butter in some instances, but it is a bit runnier. I really enjoy the taste of tahini and it is great in these cookies.

The cookies came out of the oven chewy and warm and when I sprinkled them with some salt it was absolutely delicious. They are the best if you eat them right after you take them out of the oven and they are nice and warm. I will say I kept them in an airtight bag after I baked them and the next day they were stale so I would eat them the same day. You could also freeze or refrigerate them and heat them up later. I would totally recommend this recipe to help you take your chocolate chip cookies to the next level!

Link to original recipe! 

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1018055-salted-tahini-chocolate-chip-cookies

The meaning behind the songs in ‘Vibras De Noche II’ by Eslabón Armado  

By: Nereida Dominguez Remedios

Eslabon Armado is an American regional Mexican group from Patterson, California, formed in 2017. The group’s lineup was originally consisted of Pedro Tovar (lead vocals), Brian Tovar (bass), Ulises González (acoustic guitar), and Damián Pacheco (twelve-string guitar) since 2022, until González’s departure in March 2025.” –Wikipedia.org

‘Vibras De Noche II’ is a newly released album. There are 17 total songs on the album, but here I only am writing about the most popular ones.

“Sad intro” – it starts off with a woman’s voice talking to Pedro with the woman sounding like she is his therapist. They are talking about his last relationship and how he is sad and keeps trying to call her and how he knows he shouldn’t keep bothering her.

“TE ODIO!” –  Pedro starts the song by saying sorry for calling so late saying “por que lo que escogiste a él?” Basically saying why did you choose him? This is personally my favorite song on the album, the meaning behind it is basically he hates her for choosing someone else but it hurt to hate her and even being happy it makes him depressed.

“Cambiaste mi ser no te deseo mal, pero tampoco bien nunca pensé un final” where he’s saying “you changed my being I don’t wish you the worst but I don’t wish you well either I never thought of an end”. I feel like in this song specifically he put a lot of his feelings into this song.

“Dime” – Dime meaning “tell me”, basically makes this song mean if you don’t love me tell me. Pedro wants her to express her true feelings towards their relationship and for her to show how she really feels.  

“XOXO” – it starts off with him saying “No se que tiene tus ojos lindos de café cuando te miro me congelo es que todo de to es perfecto,” which is him basically saying “I don’t know what your beautiful brown eyes have when I look at you I freeze it’s just that everything about you is perfect.” This is obviously a love song as Pedro talks about how he is in love with this girl and how he would treat her so good. 

“Esa Noche” – “Esa Noche” is the only song on the album that has a feature (Macario Martinez). The meaning of this song is about missing someone and wanting to know why they left, and they want to have  another chance. It is also about missing the memories they had together.

“NO VOY A JUGAR” – “No Voy a Jugar” is one of his more lovey songs on the album. In the song, Pedro is expressing his feelings to his “situationship” and wanting to be in a relationship. He tells her all the things he would do for her, and if she asked him if he really loved her he was going to show her what real love is. 

“OTRAS 24 HORAS” – he is wondering why the girl isn’t looking at him how she used to with full love: how she would ask to lay on his chest, how she wanted to kiss him. He is wondering why she told her friends to let him know that she wanted him to leave her alone. Even though he didn’t give her a castle or a ring, he gave her his heart which he thought was more valuable.

“Mientas te Amaba” – he wants to tell this girl how she ruined things between them and he doesn’t know how to express that to her. He already knows that she won’t care, or if he gets hurt, she won’t be there for him. It also hurt him the way she acted towards him; she would make a lot of promises to him but would never keep them, and she wasn’t telling him the truth. 

Spongebob review 2004

By: Sasha Deans

‘The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie’ is a super fun and exciting movie that both kids and adults can enjoy. It came out in 2004 and is based on the popular TV show ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’.

In the movie, SpongeBob and Patrick go on a big adventure to find King Neptune’s stolen crown and save Mr. Krabs, who got frozen by Neptune. At the same time, Plankton is trying to take over the world with his evil plan called “Plan Z.”

One of the best things about the movie is how funny it is. SpongeBob and Patrick are hilarious, especially when they think they’re grown-ups just because they have seaweed mustaches. The jokes are really creative, and there are so many parts that made me laugh. The movie also has action and even a little drama, which makes it even more exciting.

The animation is super colorful and looks amazing, especially in big scenes like the Goofy Goober Rock performance at the end. It’s crazy how many jokes are still funny today!

The music is also really good, and the “Goofy Goober” song is so catchy. The voice actors do an awesome job, and David Hasselhoff’s part is really funny.

Overall, ‘The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie’ is an amazing movie with a fun story, great jokes, and lots of adventure. If you like SpongeBob, you will definitely love this movie. Even if you don’t usually watch the show, it’s still really fun to watch! I would give it a 5/5

You can rent or buy the movie on multiple streaming services, or it is often shown on Nickelodeon.

JOYSTiCK Non-Review: Top 5 most-wanted characters for ‘Super Smash Bros.’ 6

By: Daniel Kendle

Hey guys, it’s me, Daniel Scientist, here with the boys in the lab for another bumpin’ day at work. Since both business and my monkey breeding study’s been slow for the past few weeks, I’ve been hard at work whipping up hypotheticals for the next ‘Super Smash Bros.’ game.

With the Switch 2 direct and eventual release on the horizon, a new release for the series is near-inevitable. With the last entry, ‘Ultimate,’ becoming the best-selling fighting game ever, a follow-up is poised to release relatively-soon, as the conspiracy theorists want you to believe. It just so happens, however, that I’m extremely gullible!

‘Ultimate’ brought back every past fighter along with 24 newcomers, leading to a grand total of 89 playable characters. This total is gargantuan, and has led speculation for the next title to various areas of varying quality. Reboots, upgraded ports, and regular-old successors have all been thrown out, and each is an interesting concept.

For today’s report, I’ll be examining the latter-most option, as to simplify and streamline my ideas. Specifically, I’ll be sharing my top 5 most-wanted new fighters. Treat this article like a bingo board: if I get any right, I’m gospel; any wrong, I’m just stupid.

Without further ado, I hope you enjoy this research essay (please; I don’t want to go back to the monkey ranch), and let’s dive in.

. . .

#5: Chell (‘Portal’ series)

I reviewed ‘Portal’ earlier this year, and have since fallen in love with the series. I think everything from the humor, writing, gameplay, and all that stuff in-between is rich with polish, and I’m surprised at the little fanfare for representation in ‘Smash.’

Despite having only a Portal Gun to her name, I think the protagonist, Chell, has some cool moveset ideas. Obviously, portals would be the focal point: her up and down Specials could be tied to spawning the blue and orange portals respectively, with her being able to fast-travel around the stage when necessary. Her side special could be something like spawning a box, being able to pass through the portals and potentially setting up combos. A fighter mostly focused on physic systems sounds REALLY cool, but balancing would be necessary.

#4: The Knight (‘Hollow Knight’)

While I’ve never fully finished ‘Hollow Knight,’ I’ve liked what I’ve seen of it so far, even if I’m not as into it as others. Still, the titular Knight would be a great addition to the next ‘Smash’ game.

Being a “Metroidvania,” ‘Hollow Knight’ has a wide array of abilities for the Knight to obtain and use. Vengeful Spirit, Desolate Dive, and Howling Wraiths are slick Special moves that come to mind. Also, these attacks are accessible by harnessing Soul, a meter that’s raised from hitting and killing enemies. So, bringing that mechanic into ‘Smash’ would fit perfectly, in my opinion! It also helps that ‘Hollow Knight’s’ a 2D game, features a double-jump power up (which could be a cool animation to transfer over), and has many stage possibilities with its vast underground world. In particular, the Radiance’s boss arena would be rad.

#3: Paper Mario (‘Paper Mario’ series)

Public outcry has deemed Waluigi the most-wanted ‘Mario’ character, and while he’s definitely in my top 20, I’ve always preferred this spin-off series’ lead role. It’s weird; I’ve never liked characters like Dr. Mario, Toon Link, and Young Link due to being strange, unnecessary inclusions, yet love this idea.

I’m not super keen on the ‘Paper Mario’ series, but after doing some research I think there’s a strong variety of avenues to take this fighter down. Hammers, confetti, and assisting support characters could all be featured, referencing both the 2D and ring combat in different games. Not a character I can give many moveset ideas for, but a strong concept still.

#2: Raven Beak (‘Metroid Dread’)

‘Metroid’ is my favorite Nintendo franchise, and ‘Dread’ is my favorite first-party Switch game. Therefore, it’s natural for among my most-wanted newcomers to be the game’s final boss, Raven Beak. A galactic warlord, this dude not only has one of the coolest designs in the franchise’s history, but also one of the best movesets.

To port some attacks over to ‘Smash,’ his neutral jab could be the 3-hit combo he performs during his fight’s first stage. His neutral Special could be his black hole projectile, which could be charged to increase size (this is similar to Samus’s neutral Special, which could be a thematic similarity). Up special? Simple: he quickly unsheathes his wings and launches into the air, like Joker’s up Special with Arsene active. Down Special? Raven Beak plants a bomb, which, while not arena-covering like in ‘Dread,’ would do a fair amount of damage at a distance, and a critical-hit if the opponent is right next to it when it detonates. Smash attacks? Reference his animations used in parrying cutscenes.

Raven Beak and the next character are vying for my personal most-wanted addition, but I eventually went with the character below for #1 for the 3rd-party “cool factor.” Still, with Ridley being among my mains in ‘Ultimate,’ Raven Beak would be an awesome addition if anything close to my envisioned concept.

#1: The Doom Slayer (‘DOOM’ series)

I mean…where do I even start? ‘DOOM’ is one of my favorite franchises in all of media, so you can probably guess I was disappointed with its main character being relegated to a Mii Costume in ‘Smash’s’ most recent entry.

Part of why the series’s combat rules is because of its mix of melee and ranged fighting. The reason I don’t care much for fighters like Master Chief from ‘Halo’ or Heavy from ‘Team Fortress 2’ being added is because their solo-projectile movesets leave them stranded in the “Zoner” archetype, a pretty lame playstyle. But with the Doom Slayer, the franchise’s ~30 year history offers bloody, gruesome weapons from every path of life. In the upcoming game ‘DOOM: The Dark Ages,’ you get a gun that grinds down and shoots out the remains of human skulls, which is cool as hell. So, for being a fighter with a storied history, wide range of moveset possibilities, and being among my favorite game series, the Doom Slayer is officially my most-wanted fighter for ‘Super Smash Bros.’ 6.

‘Interstellar’ movie review

By: Chloe Rocha

‘Interstellar’, written and directed by Christopher Nolan, is a film that mainly follows the life of Cooper and his daughter.

This movie is full of twists and turns that will leave you questioning what will happen next. At the beginning of the movie, it shows the world in a near-future, where the environment has been degrading and making earth uninhabitable. With intense dust storms, the health of all of humanity is rapidly declining.

This causes Cooper to desperately search for a way to keep his family safe from these conditions. After discovering a gravitational anomaly in their home, it leads them to a secret NASA facility where they meet an old professor who is searching for a planet to replace earth.

Cooper and Professor Brand work to put together a crew who will explore space for a planet that could potentially be inhabitable for human life.

The crew that was put together consisted of Dr. Brand, Doyle, Romilly, and Cooper. With Cooper exploring space, this meant that he would have to leave his family behind on earth for many years, which causes his daughter to begin to resent him because of feelings of abandonment. The expedition that they embarked on is to 3 different planets that other astronauts went to several years prior to see if people could survive on them. Throughout their exploration, they discover the true intentions of the people they meet on the way.

At the end of the movie, you will start to understand and put together the pieces that weren’t clear before and start to see the bigger picture. Small details that you saw at the beginning of the movie, that maybe you didn’t think much of in the moment, will tie together and reveal a bigger secret.

I really enjoyed watching this film because it made me start to think and also question the things that are unknown. At first you may think that this movie is just a movie about space, but I think that there are many underlying themes within the movie that you can only really see when you look closely.

The themes of love, sacrifice, and the concept of time, were all explored during this film.

The movie is approximately 2 hours and 50 minutes long, but the movie was so enticing that time flew by while watching it.

If you are interested in watching this movie, you can view it on some platforms, such as: Netflix, Amazon Prime, Paramount plus, and Apple TV.

Homemade Tru Fru recipe review

By: Alice Rapacz and Evie Beaumaster

If you’re anything like us, you have tried Tru Fru and loved it. Like Tru Fru, other frozen chocolate dipped fruits are very good but they leave quite a dent in your pocket! We decided to try to make our own and to see if we could make something comparable, but for a smaller price.

Ingredients

  • 2 cups of raspberries (or other fruits we used strawberries)
  • 1 cup of white chocolate chips
  • 1 cup of dark chocolate chips
  • 2 teaspoons of coconut oil

To make the homemade Tru Fru, we chose to use strawberries as our fruit. We started by cutting the stems off our strawberries, coring them, and cutting them in half. You want to make sure that your strawberries are completely dry because when you freeze them, they will stick together if they are wet.

After the strawberries are all cut and washed, we put them on a baking sheet to freeze. We covered the baking sheet with parchment paper and made sure that the strawberries weren’t touching each other.

After about 3 hours, the strawberries were fully frozen. We kept them in the freezer while we prepared the chocolates. In two microwave safe bowls add the chocolates (separately) and a tablespoon of coconut oil. Microwave the white chocolate chips first, before doing the milk/dark chocolate, we chose dark. Microwave in 30 second intervals mixing in between each one.

Once fully melted we pulled out the frozen strawberries and added them into a bowl so we could put our dipped strawberries on the baking sheet. We used a fork to dip the strawberries in the chocolate and shook off the extra chocolate so that there would only be a thin layer of chocolate on each strawberry.

After half the strawberries were coated in white chocolate, we had to melt more chocolate to finish the rest of the strawberries and continue dipping the strawberries.

Once they all were coated in white chocolate, we moved onto the dark chocolate. We used the same process of melting, and because the strawberries were frozen to start, the chocolate hardened onto the strawberries so we did not have to put them back into the freezer. After they were all dipped, they were ready to eat!

In the end, the strawberries were really good. Since we used a fork to shake off extra chocolate, there was a nice and thin layer on the strawberries. If it was thicker, it would have been really hard to bite. If you leave the strawberries out for around 3 minutes before eating, it makes the strawberries thaw just enough so they are easier to eat.

The dark chocolate evens out the sweetness from the white chocolate, and the two pair well with the strawberry. Since they are frozen, they would be a perfect sweet treat for on a hot summer day. The strawberries are sweet and fresh, with the chocolate added, they are really good. We made the strawberries when some of our friends were with us. They all really liked them and thought they were a perfect treat to end the night.

Overall, the recipe was pretty easy to follow and the strawberries tasted really good. We think that this recipe is a great way to save some money if you also like Tru Fru. We made around 40 strawberries and the total cost was around $11.78. A typical Tru Fru bag comes with around 16 strawberries for $6.99. For the homemade strawberries it cost around 30 cents per strawberry, the Tru Fru cost around 43 cents. While this is not that big of a difference, we both thought it was worth it. Not only was it fun to make, but we also got to have a delicious treat too. If you ever want a fun and delicious treat to make, we definitely recommend this homemade Tru Fru recipe.

The original recipe!

https://www.liveeatlearn.com/frozen-chocolate-raspberries/

‘Wordle’

By: Maya Song

Wordle was invented in 2013 by Josh Wardle. ‘Wordle’ was originally named ‘Mr. Bugs’ Wordy Nugz’. The game was inspired by the game ‘Mastermind’s’ color matching mechanics.

Another reason the game was made was because Josh Wardle’s partner was a word game enthusiast. ‘Wordle’ was bought from Josh Wardle, the software engineer, in January of 2022 for a price “in the low seven figures”, the New York Times said.

In the game ‘Wordle’ you have six tries to guess a five letter word. Throughout the game you will be able to see what letters are correct and incorrect notated by a colored background of the letter. When you put a letter in the right spot the letter’s background turns green. If the letter’s background is yellow it means that the letter is in the word but in an incorrect spot. The grey background means that the letter is not in the word at all.

Science Foundation Ireland says that the best word to start with in ‘Wordle’ is “Tales.” It is said that using this word has a 95% success rate and the game ends with an average of 3.66 rounds. A recommended two word strategy is using the word “Cones” and following it with the word “Trial.” This combination leads to 96% of the target words in ‘Wordle’.

When’ Wordle’s’ public release occurred in October 2021 the daily users went from 90 to approximately 300,000 within two months.

‘Wordle’ will eventually run out of 5 letter words as there are slightly more than 2,300 5 letter words. Tracy from the New York Times says that when this time occurs ‘Wordle’ could recycle words, or start using plural, and past tense words.

Once ‘Wordle’ became popular many other games similar to ‘Wordle’ were made. Games like ‘Absurdle,’ where after each guess the word changes while the hints still work for the new answer. Other games like ‘Sweardle’ for swear words and ‘Weddle’ based off of NFL players.

JOYSTiCK Reviews Ep. 13.5 ‘Pokemon TCG Pocket’s’ Meta – It’s Bazooka Time!

By: Daniel Kendle

(Many terms and gameplay mechanics discussed in this article are explained further in episode 13 of JOYSTiCK. It’s advised to read that review prior to this one).

. . .

*Note: This article was written prior to the most recent expansion release. This may impact deck viability

It’s been around 5 months since ‘Pokemon TCG Pocket’ launched on mobile devices, and has been a great success for the franchise. Reportedly having generated around $500 million dollars by February of this year, the game’s critical and financial progress is guaranteed to continue for the years to come.

We’ve seen 4 booster pack expansions since the app’s launch in late October, with a 5th coming March 27: Genetic Apex, Mythical Island, Spacetime Smackdown, Triumphant Light, and soon to join the fray, Shining Revelry. With these have also come many events for both online and offline battling, obtaining rare promo cards, and more. The game’s developers seem to be attentive to the community too: after releasing a trading feature in January, it’s controversy surrounding the in-game currency required to use it has been announced to be retired later in the game’s life, either this year or 2026.

With these highlights out of the way, a large issue with the game has arisen with its continued expansion releases: the online meta surrounding deck-building and playing has become rife with overpowered cards and strategies. This is what we’ll be focusing on today, and why this is an issue. We’ll also be examining several powerful decks as examples for the argument, and finally see ways to potentially combat this issue in the future.

In short, a game’s meta is basically its current competitive state: what aspects of PVP are good or bad, and what strategies are best when playing. This is a vague description, but an all-encompassing one.

Player-versus-player gameplay in ‘Pocket’ comes down to using decks, each required to have 20 cards total. Only up to 2 of the same card can be used in a deck, leaving the player to have to employ at least 10 unique cards. Cards from different expansions can be used in tandem with each other.

The strongest type of cards in the game are “ex” cards: variations of normal Pokemon with higher health and damage, along with more unique effects wrapped into each attack. To balance this, knocking an ex out rewards 2 prize points, with 3 being needed to win a match.

Overall, with some niche exceptions, the game’s meta is mostly ex cards, which presents some issues. The main one, however, is that the over reliance on decks to use ex cards makes deck-building a more linear, provincial task.

Again, there are some commonly-used decks that forgo ex’s, but the prevalence of these cards online lead to most players combating them with their own ex’s, thus catalyzing the problem. The abundance of them online and the relatively-small pool of them combine to create a lack of variety of top-level decks to imitate. This doesn’t necessarily make matches stale, but rather streamlines creativity in making decks into choosing between several powerful options, each with a fluid “correct” list of required cards.

Ex’s as a whole also de-emphasize normal non-ex cards. Unless you have a killer strategy up your sleeve, more often than not non-ex decks struggle against their cousins. This disarray in power makes many cards in new expansions unable to break out into competitive play, unless they can support ex cards.

These problems have soured the metagame. There is still fun to be had, don’t get me wrong, but it’s not ideal to have players be pigeonholed into a selection of certain cards. Experimentation should be rampant in this game, but honestly, it’s often hard to find decks online with more uncommon cards – at least, by my standards.

Here’s a list of some of the best decks in the game, each with an explanation as to why:

  • Arceus ex – Arceus’s unique Fabled Luster ability gives it immunity to status effects. Its Ultimate Force attack is also great, giving it 20+ damage for each Pokemon on your bench (with a maximum of 3 allowed, this peaks at 130 damage). Its biggest plus, though, is other Pokémon’s Link abilities giving them unique benefits when Arceus is on the field. There’s too many to go over here, but overall, it’s nuts how much utility these cards get when paired with the ex card.
  • Gyrados ex/Greninja – For 4 energy, Gyrados’s Rampaging Whirlpool attack does 140 damage, discarding a random energy point from any Pokemon in play. Coupled with Greninja’s Water Shuriken ability letting it do 20 damage to any of your opponent’s Pokemon in addition to your active Pokémon’s attack, this allows colossal 160 damage per turn – becoming 180 damage if the opponent’s Pokemon has a water type weakness.
  • Mewtwo ex/Gardevoir – While not as prevalent as it was a few months ago, this deck is still a threat. Mewtwo’s Psydrive does 150 damage, but requires 4 energy to use, similar to Gyrados. With Gardevoir, each turn you can add an extra energy to Mewtwo using its Psy Shadow ability alongside your normal energy. This means you can attach 2 energy per turn, helpful with Psydrive discarding 2 energy from Mewtwo after being used.
  • Darkrai ex/Magnezone – This one’s pretty complicated, so listen closely. Magnezone evolves from Magneton, which evolves from Magnemite. In Genetic Apex, its Magneton card has the Volt Charge ability, which lets it attach an additional lightning energy to itself every turn, once again along with your regular per-turn energy (you don’t need to have a deck that uses lightning energy to use this card, too). Then, when evolved into the Magnezone card from Spacetime Smackdown, its Thunder Blast attack does 110 damage per turn, with the only caveat being having to discard a lightning energy after use. If you’ve hoarded a lot of energies on Magneton in turns past, then this attack becomes a menace for any deck. Couple this with Darkrai ex’s Nightmare Aura ability, which does 20 damage to the opponent’s active Pokemon whenever a darkness energy is attached to it from the discard pile. This deck is lethal, despite its complexity.

The examples listed above are fine examples of the strength of ex cards, and their numerous advantages. A lot of ‘Pocket’’s meta relies on energy acceleration: if your opponent gets an extra card when they knock you out, speed becomes the name of the game.

Once again, the current meta is far from bad, but restrictive in player expression through deck building. So, here are some of my ideas for how to improve competitive play, in my opinion:

  1. Give players stronger non-ex cards. I think that Arceus’s Link mechanic is really cool, and would like to see more stuff like it in the future. However, making the trait apply to both the ex and non-ex versions of Arceus makes the latter immediately inferior to the former, and therefore inconsequential. Why not make more regular cards that affect each other in beneficial ways? Having these in addition to ex cards could be great for diversity, and less focus on decks that mostly focus on a single attacker.
  2. Introduce more “stand-alone” cards. This point probably deviates from my first suggestion, but bear with me for a second. While cards that link with each other would be nice, another possibility is having more cards that affect all cards as a whole, instead of a select few. Giving Trainer, Item, and other supporter cards universal benefits for cards would go a long way in making some Pokemon more viable and widespread.

These were just 2 ideas, but I hope you can see the potential here. ‘Pocket’ is fun, but I think that its competitive corner is in need of improvement. I’m optimistic, honestly; these developers seem to love their game, and I think they can continue iterating on bettering PVP. Until then, though, I’ll still be looking forward to what they do next.