JOYSTiCK Empirical Ep. 11: ‘Cocomelon: Play with JJ’ – Machiavellian Science Theatre 3000

By: Daniel Kendle

Babies are nice. Babies are cute. Everyone likes babies (except for those who don’t). Some babies, however, are different. Some scream, cry, wail to get attention. Some can’t do simple mathematics, read, or assert their viewpoint on a topic through civil debate. Thus, babies aren’t all that exciting to me, as a person who fancies such activities. I don’t care for the infants, nor do they for me, if I may ponder.

Granted, I’ve noticed something in our most recent generation of children. They seem to linger towards a heinous cryptid, an entity that feeds on their short minds – feeding them sludge in return. Yes, it’s time we talk about the dreaded horseman that has taken control of our youth.

Everyone, welcome back to JOYSTiCK, a serial that (usually) reviews any video game our grubby mits come across. Today’s mini-review is about the white whale of my time here writing articles: ‘Cocomelon.’

‘Cocomelon’ is a multimedia enterprise that came about in the 2000’s. The brand focuses on preschool nursery rhymes available on YouTube and other media sites, and is one of the most successful children’s entertainment companies in the world. It’s been estimated that the organization is worth around $500 million.

Now, I should note that I’m not exactly the target audience for these videos, let alone the game I’ll be reviewing today. I can’t say I’ll be getting a new fix on life from “Who Took the Cookie? Puppy Song!” or “Tortoise and the Hare Race” anytime soon. I mean, I have so many other things to do, like betting on horse races! When watching the latter example, I can’t have even half the fun because I can’t feverishly lose money [under ethical circumstances]. What’s a guy to do?

Well, for an adequate amount of fun, (and return on investment), you can play the all-new game in the franchise: ‘Cocomelon: Play with JJ.’ Released fairly-recently, the games are pretty basic: you play as JJ, the main character toddler in the ‘Cocomelon’ universe, as he explores various parts of his house and plays minigames. There’s also a collection mechanic, since you can get stickers after completing these games and/or exploring the house.

As a mini-review, I don’t have too much to say on the game. For a mobile game it’s pretty competent, actually. Because of the limited environments the designers had to create, each feels slathered in detail, and “hardcore fans” might be able to recognize certain elements in the rooms, but I couldn’t. All I can say is that the game is alright on the visual front.

In terms of gameplay…it’s fine? Like, when you’re 16 and playing a game designed for toddlers, things can’t be the most “invigorating.” You control the main character, dragging them around box-shaped places looking for stuff to do. Sometimes you can click on something to have it do a little animation, but these usually just act as a little distraction, probably for little kids to click on and lose their minds over. You can also find various members of JJ’s family, who also perform an action.

The nursery rhymes were pretty boring. Basically just think of a bog-standard kid’s song, slap a small little game onto it and repeat that a dozen times. For example, the “Yes Yes Vegetables” song has you feeding JJ. The “Itsy-Bitsy Spider” song lets you control a spider navigating a bathtub. Very simple stuff; you also get a sticker at the end of each.

In conclusion, ‘Cocomelon: Play with JJ’ is so small of a game it has basically nothing of note to discuss. Even if it was an ironic pick to review, the game’s still pretty lame. It could’ve used some combat or grotesque themes, because as it stands it’s a lame kids game. I give it a 4/10, which is probably more than it deserves.

COCOMELON DEMON: Are you sure about that?

THE REVIEWEE: Wha-? Who are you?!

COCOMELON DEMON: I am the very being that lives in your soul.

THE REVIEWEE:

COCOMELON DEMON: I’ve been the one watching you since you were born.

THE REVIEWEE: But…I’ve never seen you before in my life.

COCOMELON DEMON: That’s the point.

THE REVIEWEE: But-!

COCOMELON DEMON: Shh…(strokes finger over The Reviewee’s cheek)

THE REVIEWEE:

COCOMELON DEMON: (softly) Don’t let the voices hear you.

THE REVIEWEE:

COCOMELON DEMON: Come. I have much to discuss with you (opens portal to Cocomelon dimension).

THE REVIEWEE: …okay.

(The pair disappear to the Cocomelon dimension).

JJ: Hey gang, it’s me: JJ! Now that the regular person writing for this serial is gone, I’ve finally got a body to control to voice the gospel of Eldresassigul, Flesh-Bringer of the Peasentfolk. My first objective is to proclaim ‘Cocomelon: Play with JJ’ as a 10/10 game. With such stunning graphics, tight gameplay, and witty dialogue, it’s clear that the game is set up to be the most influential of this decade, and I’m shocked by how underrated it is. After all, I’m the star!

Anyways, those who oppose the label will be sent down to the mines of the underworld to be sacrificed to cryptids of decay and famine handed off to our support team to receive a small talk about their “misdirection in life.” Until then, I’ll leave until my next review: ‘Cocomelon: Shadows Die Twice.’ See you then!

‘Shirley’ movie review

By: Fletcher Pike

‘Shirley’ is a movie that was recently released on March 15th, 2024. This film shows the story of congresswoman Shirley Chisholm (Regina King), and her effort to become the first female president of the United States.

Shirley Chisholm was a real American politician who was the first ever African American woman to be elected to the United States Congress in 1968. Shirley was born in 1924, a time period where people of color faced harsh discrimination and received little opportunities for jobs or places of power. But this didn’t stop Shirley from becoming the first African American female candidate to run for president of the United States.

This movie showed Chisholm’s accomplishments and determination to win the votes of the people to become president. She ran a strong campaign to convince the people that they should vote for her. She recruited a team of people that would help her spread the word around in order to gain more votes, some of which included Robert Gottlieb (Lucas Hedges), Arthur Hardwick Jr. (Terrence Howard), Stanley Townsend (Brian Stokes Mitchell) and Barbara Lee (Christina Jackson).

Due to this unfortunate time period for people of color, Chisholm faced several setbacks that threatened her place of power and her campaign to gain votes. Many people thought that she would not be eligible enough to even be a congresswoman. Even stated by her own fellow congressman, “Why [does] she makes the same money as the rest of us”, in which Shirley quickly defended herself and stood up to him.

I thought that this movie was amazing at incorporating the story of Shirley Chisholm and I found it interesting to watch Shirley’s campaign progress throughout the film. I liked the soundtrack that was used and thought that it did a good job of showing the years of the 60’s.

Overall, I thought that this movie was really good and I would recommend it to anyone that is interested in learning more about Shirley Chisholm’s story and how she led a strong campaign in an attempt to become the first African American female president of the United States. I think that this movie deserves a 10/10. You can watch ‘Shirley’ on Netflix.

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‘The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology’

By: Sophia Elmstrom

‘The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology’ is Taylor Swift’s 11th studio album. Taylor had been working on this album for two years before her announcement at the 2024 Grammys. Many fans had been speculating that at the Grammys Taylor would announce her re-recording of ‘Reputation’. The album was originally called ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ but then at 2 A.M. the night that the album was released Taylor surprised everyone and released a double album called ‘The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology’.

On the combined albums there are 31 songs in total and the whole album is a little over 2 hours long. Many of the songs on this album are about the recent breakup of Taylor and her ex boyfriend of over 6 years.

  1. Fortnight (ft Post Malone)
  2. The Tortured Poets Department
  3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
  4. Down Bad
  5. So Long, London
  6. But Daddy I Love Him
  7. Fresh Out the Slammer
  8. Florida!!!
  9. Guilty as Sin?
  10. Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me
  11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
  12. loml
  13. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
  14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
  15. The Alchemy
  16. Clara Bow

These 17 songs are all of the songs that are on the original album ‘The Tortured Poets Department’. Overall, these songs are very clever and the lyrics are catchy and well written. This album definitely stood up to the expectations of the fans but many people who are not fans do not think this album is very good. Lots of listeners said that the album had basic lyrics that did not mean anything. Although that could be true to many I believe that the lyrics did have lots of meanings and in order to understand it you would kind of need to know a lot about Taylor’s life.

My favorite songs on this part of the album are “Down Bad” and “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart”. Both of these songs are about the heartbreak that Taylor went through last year. I really like these songs because the lyrics are very sad while the music is very upbeat and happy.

I give this part of the album a 9/10 because a few of the songs sound a lot alike but I really liked them all.

  1. The Black Dog
  2. imgonnagetyouback
  3. The Albatross
  4. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
  5. How Did It End?
  6. So High School
  7. I Hate It Here
  8. thanK you aImee
  9. I Look in Peoples Windows
  10. The Prophecy
  11. Cassandra
  12. Peter
  13. The Bolter
  14. Robin
  15. The Manuscript

This second album is very good but I do not think I have listened to it enough to fully give it a rating. My favorite songs so far include “Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus” because the lyrics are very good and catchy. I also think the same for “So High School” which is a song about her new relationship with Travis Kelce.

Another song that is very clever is “thanK you aIMee” which is a song about Kim Kardashian. Its a song about how all of the rude things that Kim said led to where Taylor is today.

I will give this album a 7/10 so far because I have not listened to it enough yet. I think the first album is better because I like the beats of the songs and lyrics.

Sports schedule for: May 6-11

ATHLETIC EVENTS SCHEDULE: MAY 6 – MAY 11  
MONDAYMAY 6 
TIMEBUS TIMESEVENTLOCATION
3:30pm Varsity Girls Golf vs. Como ParkHighland National GC
1:00pm 3:30pm11:00am | 5:45pmJV Boys Golf vs. Forest Lake JV Boys Golf Conference MatchForest Hills Golf Course Highland 9
4:30pm Varsity Softball vs. RichfieldHOME
4:00pm / 4:00pm Boys Tennis vs. HardingHOME
V – 4:00pm / 6:00pm JV – 4:30pm Baseball vs. HardingV – Harding High School JV – HOME
TUESDAYMAY 7
TIMEBUS TIMESEVENTLOCATION
3:15pm2:10pm | 7:30pm (2 buses)Track and Field True Team MeetMounds View High School
3:30pm JV Girls Golf Conference MatchCedarholm Golf Course
3:30pm Varsity Boys Golf vs. HumboldtHighland National GC
4:00pm / 4:00pm Softball vs. SouthwestHOME
5:30pm / 7:00pm Girls Lacrosse vs. MahtomediMahtomedi High School
5:30pm / 7:00pm Boys Varsity Lacrosse vs. MahtomediCentral High School
WEDNESDAYMAY 8
TIMEBUS TIMESEVENTLOCATION
3:30pm Varsity Girls Golf vs. HumboldtHighland National GC
3:30pm JV Boys Golf Conference MatchHighland 9 Golf Course
V: 4:00pm JV: 3:45pm Boys Tennis vs. Mounds Park AcademyV: HOME JV: Mounds Park Academy
V: 4:00pm JV: 4:00pmV: 2:30pm | 6:15pm JV: 2:45pm | 6:15pmBadminton Conference TournamentV: Harding High School JV: Humboldt High School
4:30pm Varsity Softball vs. KennedyHOME
V: 4:30pm JV: 4:30pm Baseball vs. CentralV: Toni Stone Stadium JV: HOME
THURSDAYMAY 9
TIMEBUS TIMESEVENTLOCATION
1:00pm Varsity Boys Golf 9-Hole TournamentComo Golf Course
3:30pm JV Girls Golf Conference MatchCedarholm Golf Course
V: 4:00pm JV: 4:00pm Badminton Conference TournamentHarding High School
4:00pm / 4:00pm Softball vs. CentralTBD
4:00pm2:30pm | 7:00pm (3 buses)JV Track and Field vs. Washburn and SouthwestWashburn High School
FRIDAYMAY 10
TIMEBUS TIMESEVENTLOCATION
V: 4:00pm JV: 4:00pm Boys Tennis vs. WashburnV: HOME JV: Kenwood Park Tennis Courts
V: 4:30pm JV: 4:30pm Baseball vs. CentralV: HOME JV: Toni Stone Stadium
4:30pm / 6:00pm Boys Lacrosse vs. TBDGriffin Stadium
5:30pm / 7:00pm Girls Lacrosse vs. TBDTwo Rivers High School
SATURDAYMAY 11
TIMEBUS TIMESEVENTLOCATION
V: 11:00am JV: 11:00am Baseball vs. South St. PaulV: HOME JV: South St. Paul High School
1:00pm Varsity Softball vs. MahtomediMahtomedi High School

THE GRANTS WAR: ARCERIUM RISING 3

By: Hoaseng Thao

NOTE: This Article covers a war between fictional nations

BACKGROUND

Following the end of the First Continentals War in 1950, the Kirston Empire, located in the Eusonan continent, was facing an economic crisis that stemmed from its debts for its participation in the war. Their solution to this debt was to sell off parts of their territory for cash, resulting in the 1957 Treaty of Saant, which formed The United Republic of Litho and the Federal Republic of Envoa.

The official flag of The Kirston Empire
The official flag of the Federal Republic of Envoa
The official flag of the United Republic of Litho

In 1967, the Kirston Empire elected a new Viceroy to the nation, Elena Oplau, the Fair Maiden of Saint Mons. Oplau, born in the city of Saint Mons, was a staunch supporter of regaining the territories of Envoa and Litho, which to her and her supporters, was seen as an illegal treaty that went against the vision of the Eternal Virgin Empress, Lyria Tran. On May 24th, 1970, Oplau, with the support of the grand congress, invaded Litho to regain its lost territories.

Map showcasing the perceived invasion of Litho

LITHOAN FRONT

An Art Piece showcasing a dogfight between a Kirston IF-8 fighter jet against a Lithoan SI-10 fighter jet, both aircraft originating from the Vaserian Federation.

On the 1st of May, 1970, Kirston forces invaded the United Republic of Litho through the Rikin plains, flowing through the Lithoan countryside with over a hundred thousand troops over the border through a massive armored offensive. The Lithoan armed forces were forced to fall back to the Grai Mountain Range, where they would put up an intense guerrilla war against the Kirston Imperial Forces.

By 1971, Kirston forces would deplete nearly half of its invasion forces, fearing of losing the sufficient manpower, the Kirston government began a massive recruitment campaign granting those who volunteer a large amount of government grants. This act of handing out grants would be used to coin the war as “The Grants War”.

Despite the large influx of volunteering troops, the Kirston forces were unable to move past the Grai Mountain Range, and as the winter of 1971 began, the Lithoan armed forces began their counter offensive. The Lithoan forces recaptured the country’s capital, Juno, on December 10th, however this was one of out of a few successful counter offensive campaigns, as the harsh winter conditions led to the fall of the northern region. The harsh winter would result in a complete halt of any major offensive by any side until the winter passed by. Oplau and her supporters needed a victory, but it couldn’t be won during the Lithoan winter.

ENVOAN FRONT

An artist’s interpretation of the Ruge offensive at the Kirston Institute of the Millennium, showcasing a Kirston MT-88 tank of the 5th Armored Division being hit by an Envoan SH-7 scout helicopter.

On January 2nd, 1972, another front was started, this time on the border with Envoa. Caught off guard by the invading Kirstons, nearly half of the country had fallen to the hands of the Kirston Imperial Forces within three days, with its capital of Ioniv falling in a matter of a few hours. By March 10th, mainland Envoa had fallen to Kirston forces, but the Envoan navy continued the fight, even scoring a kill on the pride of the Kirston Imperial Navy, the KIN Opposer in the second battle for Nolan Island.

By the first of March of 1973, a large mob of Envoan partisans successfully took over the city of Tuve, resulting in the large uprisings across the country and the successful return of the Envoan forces on the mainland in the battle of Crownady. The war was turning against the Kirston armed forces with the return of the Envoan armed forces, and as the war turned against the Kirstons, there was only one way the war could end.

THE GRANTED OFFENSIVE

An Envoan Special Forces operative posing for a camera crew during an extraction in the mountains of Kirsto, circa April 2nd, 1973.

As the snow melted, the reunited Envoan army and a hardened Lithoan military, forced the Kirston military to retreat back to its former borders. As the two armies marched into Kirston soil, they began to loot and spread fire to the Kirston countryside in a scorched earth tactic to demoralize the Kirston population, however this would only embolden those to defend what remained pure.

By April 10th, nearly 20% of the Kirston’s forests were burned as a result of the scorched earth tactic, but nonetheless the Kirston military still fought on despite the odds. As the Envoan and Lithoan armies crept towards the capital of Kirsto, pressure was forced onto the Viceroy, Elena Oplau, to decide the fate of the empire.

SIGNING OF SUKUYO

“The Orange Breeze” by Kirston painter Jon Reese.

With the war nearing its third anniversary and the increasing pressure against the Kirston officials to resolve the conflict, it was time for the war to end. Oplau, unwilling to call an end to hostilities, insisted they wanted a conditional surrender but due to the harsh reputation of the empire in the war, neither side wanted to openly agree for a ceasefire unless an intermediary assisted in its conclusion. Upon hearing the news of a potential end to the conflict, the King of the Vaserian Federation, Crizk Flaw, hastily answered the call for the conclusion of the war.

Flag of the Vaserian Federation

King Flaw, was ironically, a flawed king. He spent the first 4 years of his 10 year administrative term trying to force congress to increase the powers of the monarchy, with Flaw often being warned by congress of being impeached, which was a warning supported by nearly every Vaserian. When the call for an intermediary to conclude the war in Kirsto was announced, Flaw readily accepted it to save his reputation.

On May 22nd, 1973, the officials of the three warring nations met in the Vaserian capital city of Sukuyo to conclude the conflict, and by May 24th, the conflict would end with Kirsto ceding parts of its territory to Envoa, and a controversial 10 mile wide settlement exclusion zone along the Lithoan border, ensuring that a build up at the Lithoan border would never happen again. In return for these concessions, the three nations agreed to work together in rebuilding each nation’s infrastructure; however, only Kirsto and Envoa would fulfill this deal.

Map of Kirsto, Envoa, Litho circa 2049.

By the end of the war, over 80,000 people were killed in the war, with at least a million being forced to flee or endure the conflict. Nearly 40% of the forests of Kirsto were burned due to the scorched earth tactics, but as of 2049, the country has reclaimed nearly 30% of the burned land.

Top 3 dishes to try in Minnesota

By: Hyde Moua

Image created with imagine.art

One of the best dishes to try in Minnesota is the “Jucy Lucy”, which is a burger with melted cheese in the patty. Matt’s Bar & Grill was just a neighborhood burger eatery in 1954, but shortly after they opened they created the famous “Jucy Lucy”. “Jucy Lucy ” got its name after a customer in 1954 said “Oooh, that’s one juicy lucy!” after taking a bite out of the burger. “Jucy Lucy” is typically made with two beef patties, spices, American cheese, and brioche buns. The “Jucy Lucy” can be bought for $9.75 at Matt’s Bar and Grill in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

The second best dish to try in Minnesota is the “Tater Tot Hotdish”. One of many places to try the “Tater Tot Hotdish” is at a restaurant called Stray Dog for $16. A typical “Tater Tot Hotdish” would be made of ground beef, topped with tater tots and flavored with thick cream of mushroom soup sauce, or ground beef, green beans, tater tots, and melted cheese. This dish was invented during the Great Depression to create a more filling meal. The origins of the “Tater Tot Hotdish” is found in the Upper Midwest of Minnesota and the very first printed recipe of the Hotdish was found in a cookbook, This cookbook was distributed in 1930 and was spread throughout the community of Mankato, Minnesota.

The third best dish to try in Minnesota is “Walleye”. This fish is known for its mild, delicate flavor, flakey texture and is often in many traditional Minnesota dishes. One of many places to try “Walleye” is at Tavern On Grand. where many people recommend trying out the dish they serve. Tavern On Grand was opened in 1990 by a man named David Wildmo and they serve up to 2,000 pounds of walleye per week! Typically, you would eat “Walleye” with lemon wedges, tartar sauce, coleslaw, wild rice, herbs, and seasoning. All of these can enhance the experience without overpowering the flavor of the walleye itself.

Top 10 most popular dog breeds 2024

By: Calla Fragassi

Image generated by: DeepAI

In the United States, dogs are the most owned pets with over 65 million households in the country having at least one dog. There are thousands of different dog breeds, from Chihuahua’s to the English Mastiff, all with unique characteristics and personalities. These are the top 10 most popular breeds to own in 2024.

     10.   German Shorthaired Pointer

Starting at #10, we have the German Shorthaired Pointer. These sweet dogs are known for their playful and energetic nature, while being great hunters and runners. They are extremely affectionate and intelligent animals and are easy to train. Females are typically 45-60 lbs, and males are a little larger at 55-70lbs. If you’re looking for a dog to take on hikes and runs while being great with small children, the German Shorthaired Pointer is for you!

     9.   Rottweiler

At the number 9 spot we have the well known Rottweiler. Rottweilers have great characteristics such as having lots of confidence, being calm, courageous, and devoted pets. These dogs are definitely large animals with weights ranging from 77-130lbs. If you want a true “man’s best friend”, a Rottweiler might just be the perfect dog for you!

     8.   Beagle

Coming in at 8 is the well known small scent hound, the beagle. These adorable dogs are curious, intelligent, friendly and gentle. Their coats are typically tri-colored, made up of white, chocolate brown, and tan fur. They don’t get much larger than 24 lbs and are the perfect size for kids and families. Beagles are loving and loveable pets and are the perfect addition to any household!

     7.   Bulldog

Next we have Bulldogs at #7. Bulldogs are British dogs from the mastiff breed type and are also known as the English Bulldog or British Bulldog. They have a smaller statute, but can weigh up to 55 lbs! They are friendly, docile and willful animals, and are known for their large heads with folds that are sure to make you fall in love! They are typically white with some shade of brown and red patches on their heads and backs. These dogs are great companions and can even be used as guard dogs!

     6.   Dachshund

Dachshund (wiener dog) is at number 6 on this list for most popular dog breeds. These dogs have many great qualities like being playful, lively, active, and independent. These dogs are perfect for apartments and small houses, and are up to 11 lbs for the miniature dachshund, and up to 32 lbs for standard dachshunds. They are considered one of the most low maintenance dog breeds, and are perfect for anyone looking for a smart and sweet dog.

     5.   Poodle

In the number 5 spot, we have the poodle. Poodles are a breed of water dogs and are split up into four different varieties: Standard Poodle, Medium Poodle, Miniature Poodle and Toy Poodle. All of these poodles are intelligent, trainable and faithful pets. They have a wide range of colors and sizes, and are great animals for families!

     4.   German Shepherd

At number 4, German Shepherd is one of the most popular dog breeds. This comes at no surprise based on their protective, confident, brave and loyal characteristics. These dogs are usually Black and tan, and are considered a breed of working dogs. German Shepherds are also known as police dogs, and are extremely smart and caring dogs. They are great with small children and their exceptional characteristics make them one of the most favorable dog breeds.

     3.   Golden Retriever

Golden Retrievers take the well deserved number 3 spot on the list. These happy, friendly dogs are reliable, kind, trustworthy animals and are the “stereotypical” family dog. They can come in different shades of gold, from almost white to dark golden. These dogs are great with children and other dogs, and would be great for all families!

     2.   Labrador Retriever

Coming in at number 2 is the Labrador Retriever, also known as Labs. Labs have similar characteristics to Goldens, but are a little more relaxed. They are gentle, even tempered and trusting animals. They are pretty low maintenance dogs, and can be black, yellow or chocolate. Labs are great companions and easily trainable so if you’re looking for a lifelong best friend, a lab is for you!

  1. French Bulldog

Finally in the #1 spot is the French Bulldog. Frenchies have been listed as the number one dog breed for almost 3 years in a row for their sweet loveable qualities. Frenchies are a French breed of companion dogs and also classify as a “toy” dog for their small appearance. They are playful, easygoing, alert, sociable, and extremely affectionate, making them amazing pets for people at any age and any household. They can have different coat colors from black to white, and are suitable for families with or without children!

Overall, all of these amazing dogs have their own unique qualities that make them the perfect addition to any household. With different looks, sizes, personalities and strengths, anyone can find the perfect dog breed for them and see why these amazing animals are known as “man’s best friend”!

Games I believe should be talked about more

By: Julia Yang

There are loads and loads of games that have an increasing amount of popularity, resulting in wide ranges of community. Many of these games’ attention is extremely well-deserved, but some I feel like deserve more; these games have had many popular streamers and YouTubers play them but for some reason have yet to gain a large following like others. These games are usually known by most, and talked about by none.

I’m just here to raise the awareness of said games.

This article is basically suggesting games and reviewing them, so be aware of spoilers.

(These games are not ranked in any specific order)

Number 1, ‘Detroit: Become Human’ (DBH)

‘Detroit: Become Human’ is just such a fantastic game considering all of its attributes like visuals, plot line, and overall gameplay. Not only is it a stunningly beautiful and realistic game, you truly connect with the characters as DBH is a decision based game that has 82 endings.

In DBH, you play as 3 androids in the year 2038; Connor, Marcus, and Kara. Each android has their own stories and conflicts, all of which you decide how they deal with them.

All androids have a possibility of becoming “deviant”. An android becoming deviant basically means that the android has broken out of their original code and has a consciousness of their own.

Connor is a detective android. Your job as Connor is to capture all deviants and track down the reasoning behind all of the rapidly increasing deviant cases. Connor is a conflicting character to play and empathize with as you’re supposed to do your job to capture all of the surrounding deviants, but as you continue the story, Connor may begin to feel emotions for others; something completely forbidden of him to do.

Marcus is a caretaking android. His job was to take care of his owner and friend, Carl. An incident between Carl and his son results in Marcus being thrown into an android dump yard, where Marcus goes deviant and his story begins.

Marcus believes that all androids should have rights, that they should be treated the same as humans. You follow Marcus in his story as you make choices between life and death to save his declining kind.

Kara is also a caretaking android. Kara is in an abusive setting as her owner threatens to hurt his daughter— Alice— and herself as a result of his unfortunate past. Kara goes deviant to escape with Alice where they begin their relationship as a family. Kara’s goal is to escape the country where it’s safer for androids, thus, safer for her new found family. You make decisions to sacrifice or not, to tell the truth or lie, to do anything to leave the country or think about the lives of others.

I have not played this game myself, but I’ve watched multiple gameplays. Every single one of them is unique in their own way as they each make their own decisions that end up in different scenarios. I love watching them make choices based on their own experiences and quick reactions.

Before you think of watching/playing this game, be warned; this game touches upon death, suicide, violence, abuse, and oppression.

I’d rate this game a shining 10/10, I really believe that nothing about this game can be rated lower. You can play DBH on the PS4 and PC.

Number 2, ‘Stray’

I’ve not known many people who know ‘Stray’, but trust me when I say it is a masterpiece. It’s such a unique story that speaks upon what may happen if humanoid robots outlived mankind, I’ve yet to see anyone make a story even remotely close to the one told in ‘Stray’.

In ‘Stray’, you play as an orange cat without a known name. The cat travels through the underground filled with a robot ran civilization where they’re blocked off from the outside world. Your job as the cat is to help the robots reach the outside as this’ll benefit you and the future as you are from the outside.

You’ll discover that the world you’re exploring needs more aid and has more depth than you first believed, eventually forming a large understanding of the game and the world it built up.

I wish I could think of more to write about, but this game is so complex that I don’t even know what to say. What I can say is that this game definitely needs a larger audience.

As someone who played this game, I rate ‘Stray’ a 9/10. Everything about it is wonderful, but I will say, a few minor things are hard to comprehend— also because the ending made me sad. You can play ‘Stray’ on multiple platforms, just not Nintendo’s Switch.

Number 3, All ‘Little Nightmares’ games

I’ve talked about ‘Little Nightmares’ in a past article since they’re coming out with a third game, but I’m here to bring up the existing two since nobody else seems to wanna do it.

The ‘Little Nightmares’ series only has open endings for interpretation and theories. There’s no dialogue, or known personality for characters. It’s a game of mystery, skill, and strategy. When you play these games, you better have the patience and reaction of a mouse, because things happen fast. You solve puzzles whilst also being chased by unbelievably creepy humanoid things 10x your size.

In ‘Little Nightmares I’, you play as Six. Six wears a yellow raincoat and carries around a lighter to see in the dark. As Six, you encounter a variety of monsters to escape the place she’s put into called ‘The Maw’. When you’re Six, you have to jump, climb, swing, and harm. Nothing can get in the way of your escape plan.

In ‘Little Nightmares DLC: Secrets of the Maw’, you play as a boy simply named The Runaway Kid. He wears a blue shirt, dirtied up pants, and a chain around his ankle. The Runaway Kid also seeks to escape the Maw, but uses the help of interesting little creatures named the Nomes to aid him in his puzzles. The Runaway Kid seems to get a lot more help in his journey than Six does.

In ‘Little Nightmares II’, you play as Mono. Mono wears a brown paper bag over his head, a brown trench coat, and brown pants. Mono encounters more complex and new characters than the past ‘Little Nightmares’ games. These characters seem to have special abilities, unlike the majority of previous monsters. ‘Little Nightmares II’ is a prequel to ‘Little Nightmares I’, meaning that the events in this game had taken place already by the time ‘Little Nightmares I’ had happened. Mono saves and travels with Six to survive in this world.

‘Little Nightmares III’ is yet to come, but deserves all of the hype it can get since the past games were so iconic. The people I’m surrounded by don’t know about ‘Little Nightmares’, but can recognize it. People online on the other hand, know all about it. I always wonder why it doesn’t get talked about.

I played these games with my siblings (they’re all single player, we just switched off the controller), and the gameplay was extremely fun. We love this franchise so much.

I rate all games a 10/10. ‘Little Nightmares’ can be found on all platforms.

Number 4, ‘A Way Out’

‘A Way Out’ is a really rare game for someone to know about. It stars two inmates working together to escape prison and get revenge on someone named Harvey.

This game requires two players, it cannot be played otherwise.

One person will play as Leo Caruso. Leo is sarcastic, brash, overly confident, comedic, loud, and hardheaded, always resorting to violence before anything else. He escapes to see his family and seek revenge on Harvey, a past companion who betrayed him. He belongs to a family of 3; his wife Linda, his son Alex, and himself. Leo makes crass decisions and enjoys the thrill of fighting, which makes him a super funny character to play as.

One person will play as Vincent Moretti. Vince is reserved, respectful, calm, rational, controlled, cool, and a pacifist. Unlike Leo, Vince thinks about the consequences of his actions— you can say he’s the brains of the two. Vince belonged to a family of two before his wife Carol gave birth to their newborn daughter while he was on the run. Vince doesn’t like to fight, he likes to talk his way out of situations if possible. Vince is the more, I guess, realistic option of the two characters.

In the end, it takes a turn for the worse and it doesn’t matter what character you choose as in the last chapter you both end up in the same situation no matter what decisions were made in the past. You end up in the same situation at the end, but the ending is still the player’s choice. There are two possible endings in total, and they make it worse for both Leo and Vince. Let’s just say; there is no good ending.

I played this game with my little sister, and it’s just outstanding. The end was totally unexpected, which ended up with both me and her absolutely hating one of the main two. I played as Vince and she played as Leo, it was so fun.

Before you think of watching/playing this game, be warned; this game touches upon death, (gun) violence, vulgar language, and partial nudity. (Rated M+)

I rate this game a 10/10, this game is super enjoyable for both players. You can play ‘A way out’ on multiple platforms, but not Nintendo’s Switch.

Number 5, ‘It Takes Two’

‘It Takes Two’ was made after ‘A Way Out’ and they even added a little Easter egg as a salute to the game.

In this game, the two main characters get turned into toys, created by their daughter Rose, by a sentient book named the Book of Love due to their doomed relationship with each other. As the two characters, you and a friend will help them repair their family by traveling through different experiences with one another resulting in them falling in love all over again.

This game also requires two players, it cannot be played otherwise.

One person will play as May. May is cocky, intelligent, loving, and rational. May is quick to think about responses and plans in difficult situations, which often gets disrupted by her husband or the Book of Love. She finds she has no time to herself and whatever Cody does somehow messes her day up. When May encounters something, she can’t help but think aloud. She’s smart and is excellent at negotiating with the enemy.

One person will play as Cody. Cody is loud, comedic, sarcastic, and understanding. He enjoys making jokes and lightening the mood, even though sometimes it’s better to just not speak at all. Some of his past choices come up in this game frequently since Cody often does things without thinking or he didn’t do something correctly and it comes back to bite him.

Even so, they’re both married and need to figure things out. That’s where you and a friend come in, or possibly you and your significant other. Even though I’m not with anyone, I think this game would be an excellent game to play with your significant other since it touches upon usual issues and fights that may appear in your own relationship and how to repair anything possibly broken.

I played this game with, again, my younger sister. We had a really fun time playing since the characters are super entertaining and the gameplay was interesting.

I rate this game a 10/10. ‘It Takes Two’ can be found on all platforms.

Number 6, ‘INSIDE’

‘INSIDE’ is another no-dialogue-mysterious-game like the ‘Little Nightmares’ games. The art style is really unique— and even though I’ve played it multiple times, I still don’t know what this game is about.

‘INSIDE’ is a game that I know people don’t know because absolutely no one brings it up anywhere. There’s not even that many YouTubers/streamers that played this game. I only know one.

In ‘INSIDE’ you play as a boy with a red shirt and black pants. He seems to be running away from the police/any authoritative figure, for what I know, an unknown reason. I’m actually not too sure if it was the police either. The kid just seems to be wanted by everyone.

The kid travels through the disturbing world, encountering pigs, brain dead humans, water creatures, deadly dogs, and complicated puzzles. When I say complicated, I mean it. There were several puzzles I had to look up because I was so lost.

Again, I wish I could say more, but I really don’t know what’s going on in this game. I don’t know the story, the characters, or the world. All I know is that it was a really good game.

Before you think of watching/playing this game, be warned; this game may make some uncomfortable as it shows rag doll-like humans, dead pigs, clumps of sentient meat including human meat, and just overall large amounts of floppy physics. I know that physics like that in games can make people nauseous or unsettled.

I rate it a solid 8/10 even though I’m lost. I think the reason I want more people to talk about this game is because I want to know what was going on and I can’t find any answers or common knowledge if no one talks about it. You can play ‘INSIDE’ on most platforms.

Number 8, ‘Twelve Minutes’

‘Twelve Minutes’ is definitely an…interesting game. In ‘Twelve Minutes’, you get stuck in a time loop and you have to figure out how to break out of it in twelve minutes (shocker).

You almost immediately start off by your apartment being broken into by a police officer accusing your wife of murdering her father and looking for a pocket watch. When your wife denies being a murderer, the police officer murders you as a threat to her life, thus; your loop begins. It’s your job as her husband to get rid of the cop and stop him from harming you or her in the name of getting out of this loop.

With every loop, you learn something new. With every loop you go deeper and deeper into the real situation, the real story behind the murder and the pocket watch.

This game is phenomenal. I’ve watched and played this game, and the twists and turns are always so jaw dropping. I’ve never played a game like ‘Twelve Minutes’ before, and it was an incredible experience.

I rate this game a 10/10. ‘Twelve Minutes’ can be found on all platforms.

I hope by writing this article more people will watch/play these games which will result in more people talking about them. I hope these games spread around the world like rapid fire one day.

Shell shock to stress disorder: A history of PTSD

By: Jocelyn Knorr

Picture of Craiglockheart Military Hospital where most of the research conducted by Dr. W.H.R. Rivers. Image from Wikimedia Commons

Post-traumatic stress disorder is a mental disorder stemming from major trauma. The brain is unable to process the event or events all at once, and stores it subconsciously, processing the event in small bits when reminded of it, called “flashbacks.” These are all things we know now—and yet war, one of the most common factors that lead to the development of PTSD has existed at least since we’ve had the written word. So, how did we get here?

Many people think of PTSD as first being discovered around the First World War, but we have records of it going back as far as Ancient Greece; there is an account by Herodotus of a young soldier at the Battle of Marathon going completely blind after witnessing the slaughter of one of his comrades. This matches up with several other accounts in later years, up to the Vietnam War.

In the 1850s and 1860s, “soldier’s heart,” became a concept off the back of the Crimean War and the American Civil War. It was characterized by difficulty breathing, elevated heart rate, and high blood pressure, but psychological symptoms have also been reported. The doctor pioneering this research, Jacob Da Costa, believed that the body affected the brain, however, so this line of inquiry was not seriously pursued. This condition had some of the textbook effects, such as nightmares and irritability, but it was blamed on “hard service;” the rough conditions soldiers worked in, going for long stretches of time without adequate food or proper sleep.

The first serious look at PTSD from a psychological perspective came about in 1915, with the carnage of the First World War. This was the largest war fought in human history so far, and the scale of human suffering increased accordingly—millions of soldiers and officers were sent back from the front lines because of the symptoms they had developed, deemed “unfit for service.” The medical consensus at the time was that being near the artillery guns, a terrifying new piece of weaponry, was disrupting the “circulation of the nervous system.” Officers were sent to “convalescent hospitals” to regain their strength through rest, before being sent out into the carnage once again. Enlisted men, deemed lesser, were given no support at all.

However, W.H.R. Rivers, a respected psychologist, had a different idea. He gained control of Craiglockhart Hospital in 1915 and began putting his own treatment regimen in action—he spoke with the officers there about the events that had caused their distress, remarkably similar to talk therapy utilized today. He also allowed the men to explore the city and encouraged recreational pursuits. This allowed the affected officers to build a conception of life and themselves outside of their trauma, another vital part of modern PTSD treatment.

In the modern day, various methods of treatment have been used to aid in recovery, but the most common and successful are built off of Dr. Rivers’ body of work. Cognitive behavioral therapy and group discussion therapy seek to give the people affected an outlet for their emotions and discourage unhealthy beliefs about themselves, and narrative therapy is used to help people process the inciting event within the greater context of their lives.

However, medical ideas have evolved since the Great War—we now understand that war is not the sole risk factor, and indeed any trauma can lead someone to be affected by PTSD. SSRIs, most commonly used to alleviate the symptoms of depression, have also shown promise when applied in the treatment of people with PTSD.

Trauma can be unpredictable, and for a very long time it left people’s lives burnt to the ground. But modern medicine has made great strides in helping people pick up the pieces.

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